Do Elephants move forward when they fart?

[TteFAboB]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/18/f_elephant9jfm_12aa31f.jpg

Notice the wake in the rear. You can tell a swimming elephant is farting when there's water coming out of his trumpet.

[waste gate]

The wake could be caused by a rapid displacement of water from another oraface.:rotfl:

[Tchocky]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/18/f_elephant9jfm_12aa31f.jpg

That looks like fun. Maybe an elephant for my next life :)

[Takeda Shingen]

Strangely, I am not shocked at the idea that TteFaboB is, apparently, Googling 'farting elephants' for the sake of forum entertainment.

[FIREWALL]

All I can say is YIKES!:huh: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[XabbaRus]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl:

Oops got to go change my underwear and trousers.

[CCIP]

Picture not showing up for me :-?

[FIREWALL]

Picture not showing up for me :-?


Brother... You ain't missin nuthin. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[MaxT.dk]

Geez... You're people are weird :p :rotfl:

[Ostfriese]

If you light a match at the right place a farting elephant will even be able to fly. :doh::rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

I see two elephants, and farting isn't the 'F' word I would have chosen!:oops:

[Polak]

Can someone please post a formula and explain how that is possible or if that is possible?!?:o




:-j

[Heibges]

I see two elephants, and farting isn't the 'F' word I would have chosen!:oops:

:lol: On a Vermont dairy farm, you often see two cows, or a cow and a steer rather, in a similar position.:oops:

[FIREWALL]

Hey Guys :D


Wasn't their a simular discussion about whether a Battleship moves sideways when it fires a salvo.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bradclark1]

I dunno. If thats one male elephant trying to get kinky with another male elephant I'd be making wakes too! :)

[Spoon 11th]

I'd say those are greek elephants and the act is called pederasty.

[Reece]

I think the elephant on the left is smiling!:oops:;)

[MaxT.dk]

Let's start a petition for UBI to make an ElephantSIM! Who's gonna tweak the fart speed first? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Ostfriese]

Let's start a petition for UBI to make an ElephantSIM! Who's gonna tweak the fart speed first? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

If UBI does that sim farting will be promised a thousand times, but it won't be included in the release version, or it won't work at all. ;):doh:

[Sailor Steve]

Hey Guys :D


Wasn't their a simular discussion about whether a Battleship moves sideways when it fires a salvo.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
No.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Go away.

And these aren't the droids you're looking for.

[Shipwreck]

:rotfl: O:rotfl: M:rotfl: G

SW

[Payoff]

Just blowin bubbles. Let em be.

[Sulikate]

Hey Guys :D


Wasn't their a simular discussion about whether a Battleship moves sideways when it fires a salvo.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: No.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Go away.

And these aren't the droids you're looking for.
:o




:rotfl: