Northern Bastard or Southern Fairy?

[Letum]

Feeling a little left out by the Redneck or Yankee (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=110225&page=3) post, I thought I would post a version for all us proud English men to enjoy!

The test correctly tells me I am a Northern Bastard! Damn right as well! :D

Here is the test:
http://www.thehob.co.uk/northerner.asp

If you are not English and this makes no sense to you; don't worry. ;)

[Yahoshua]

I'm a Southern Fairy (I think I was ranked as Yankee in the U.S. thread I'll check later).

[TteFAboB]

Southern fairy.

[August]

Geez, i'm a Yankee even in England!

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

[robbo180265]

Southern Fairy,but then I do come from London:D

[joea]

Southern fairy and I had no idea what I was doing! :rock:

[Yahoshua]

I must be a strange one:

I Rank as Barely a Yankee, but I'm from South California (aka the Peoples' Republic of Kommiefornia -PRK).

Here I rank as Southerner, but I'm not even English (I have very little English blood in me).

[azn_132]

Im ranked as a Northern Bastard, the funny thing is, on the questions that u need to fill in the blank, I put mostly slangs words that I use like Yo, wassup, dawg, homie, etc. Even tho Im not an english(Im asian k, got a problem wit that?), still count me as a North bastard. As in the yankee test thingy megjigger, Im ranked both as a yankee.

[Letum]

I'm guessing most non-english will rank as Southern Fairys.

[fatty]

Northern bastard. Go figure; my dad was actually a coal miner in Wombwell, South Yorkshire for a while there.

[Oberon]

Accurate test.

Southern Fairy :up:

[Tchocky]

Northern Bastard

....all I can think of is "trouble at mill!"

[kiwi_2005]

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

[The Munster]

Have to laugh at the 'move to Workington' bit as that is what I've just done from bonnie Scotland :rotfl:

[jumpy]

YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY

Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.

If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.

Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.

In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
yay! lmao

[DanCanovas]

Northern bastard but I live in the realm of the fairies

[Nostromo]

Southern Fairy for me

[StdDev]

Is Northern Bastige a good thing?
My da wasnt a coal miner but his da was! :smug:
..and me mums a brummie

[HunterICX]

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

hehe...well I really didnt know what I was doing on that page but funny as hell it was :p

[STEED]

27. Do you prefer baths or showers?


As there is only a shower unit I can not answer this unless I knock on my neighbours door stark (B) naked and ask can I use your bath tub.

There were another 5 questions I could not give the answer to as the answer were crap.

My results have been censored by the government for 100 years.

Apart from the last question and I hate Ken tax dodger Dodd. Keep him away from me at all cost. ;)

[Q3ark]

Northern bastard yay:()1: oh and i agree Ken Dodd is ****

[Letum]

Northern bastard yay:()1: oh and i agree Ken Dodd is ****

Ey' up!

We'r both from york!

[bigboywooly]

Ummm I get a northern bastard

Must be cos I am a bit more edumacated than you other northern bastard as I come from down south
:rotfl:

[waste gate]

I come off as a northern bastrard in this poll and as a red neck in the other poll.
What does it mean? My interpretation is: life is easy unless you want to make life complicated by slicing the onion too thin. It just leads to tears.

[U-533]

Well ...where ever yall are from in England , just let me know when your in town...

The "Fish and Chips" are on me.:sunny:

[Sailor Steve]

I couldn't even figure out what they were talking about!

Had to give up.

Hopeless, I guess...:88)

[Ishmael]

Apparently I'm consistently southern both in England and the Colonies. I guess that makes me a southern redneck fairy. Does that mean I'll be redecorating the infield at Talladega? Possibly inaugurating boot-scootin' night in the Castro? Livening up all those drab, drab Confederate soldier monuments with soothing pastel colors? Painting the flags on the Stone Mountain monument rainbow colors?

[bookworm_020]

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD!

But I'm from Sydney Australia which is East!:hmm:

I'll have to send it to my brother in law who's a Pom. He has both Enlish and Scottish Blood in him so this willsort him out!:p