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johnm
04-27-07, 02:37 PM
After three patrols with misable targets (I even machine gunned a sloop!), I was leaving Wilhelmshaven in a IXB on my 12th patrol when Hipper and an escort destroyer came in.

Being a miserable so n so, I turned and gave Hipper a salvo of 4!.

I know! She's on our side but . . . .19000 tons!

Any way three hits - she sank, I slunk back into harbour, destroyed the evidence (deleted the patrol) and went on another patrol like a hero!

so far, got 8 for 36,000 tons and 3 planes..... can I ever be forgiven?


:arrgh!:

irish1958
04-27-07, 02:57 PM
"Can I ever be forgiven?"
Yes after you are shot.

Sailor Steve
04-27-07, 04:41 PM
Kind of stupid not to wait for Bismarck...or at least Scharnhorst.

Brag
04-27-07, 05:32 PM
We're discussing forgiveness for you in the basement of Gestapo headquarters. :cool:

Penelope_Grey
04-27-07, 06:30 PM
Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain?

P_Funk
04-27-07, 07:10 PM
Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain?
If you've got your own electroshock equipment.:up:

sunvalleyslim
04-27-07, 07:18 PM
Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag....:down: :down: :down:

HM.Medico
04-27-07, 10:06 PM
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to a tribunal I go

*whistle whistle whistle whistle*

Hi ho, hi ho hi ho h---


Message was cut short by an "unfortunate accident by a crazed SS member"

:nope: You are now forgiven.

Don't worry, I accidently sunk a friendly merchant when I thought she was French in '39. She shouldn't have been so close to the French coast while I was under :rotfl:

Jimbuna
04-28-07, 03:05 AM
Your name has been recorded should you ever attempt to enter GWX MP forum :lol: :up: :arrgh!:

Bindolaf
04-28-07, 04:06 AM
Forgiveness was indeed given to such traitors (most of the time and as long as they were officers) back then. You will be left alone in a room for a little while, with a pistol and one round ;)

HM.Medico
04-28-07, 04:31 AM
And if they never pulled the trigger?

Penelope_Grey
04-28-07, 04:48 AM
Somebody would kindly offer to help.

GakunGak
04-28-07, 09:00 AM
Somebody would kindly offer to help.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good one!:up:

NealT
04-28-07, 11:26 AM
Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag....:down: :down: :down:

Or even stopping by to get a rifle...you will not need it...:lol:

johnm
04-28-07, 02:56 PM
Does these mean my career may be short and not glorious?

Brag
04-28-07, 04:41 PM
You will have a looooong career in the anals of infamy :stare:

Sailor Steve
04-28-07, 04:42 PM
You will have a looooong career in the anals of infamy :stare:
And/or a very short one on the Russian Front.

Oberon
04-28-07, 04:48 PM
http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/richard_gibson.jpg

Stay in your room, ze Gestapo have been informed and shall be paying a visit shortly. :o

shadow701
04-28-07, 07:00 PM
:o Blame it on Bernard!

spork542
04-28-07, 07:08 PM
It's okay, we all sink friendlies sometime or other. :arrgh!:

*has done rigorous torpedo testing...

...on Z-class destroyers*

Jimbuna
04-29-07, 05:21 AM
You will have a looooong career in the anals of infamy :stare:

:roll: Alimentary one must assume :hmm: