View Full Version : sorry - couldn't resist it. Weakwilled Kaleun
After three patrols with misable targets (I even machine gunned a sloop!), I was leaving Wilhelmshaven in a IXB on my 12th patrol when Hipper and an escort destroyer came in.
Being a miserable so n so, I turned and gave Hipper a salvo of 4!.
I know! She's on our side but . . . .19000 tons!
Any way three hits - she sank, I slunk back into harbour, destroyed the evidence (deleted the patrol) and went on another patrol like a hero!
so far, got 8 for 36,000 tons and 3 planes..... can I ever be forgiven?
:arrgh!:
irish1958
04-27-07, 02:57 PM
"Can I ever be forgiven?"
Yes after you are shot.
Sailor Steve
04-27-07, 04:41 PM
Kind of stupid not to wait for Bismarck...or at least Scharnhorst.
We're discussing forgiveness for you in the basement of Gestapo headquarters. :cool:
Penelope_Grey
04-27-07, 06:30 PM
Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain?
Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain?
If you've got your own electroshock equipment.:up:
sunvalleyslim
04-27-07, 07:18 PM
Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag....:down: :down: :down:
HM.Medico
04-27-07, 10:06 PM
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to a tribunal I go
*whistle whistle whistle whistle*
Hi ho, hi ho hi ho h---
Message was cut short by an "unfortunate accident by a crazed SS member"
:nope: You are now forgiven.
Don't worry, I accidently sunk a friendly merchant when I thought she was French in '39. She shouldn't have been so close to the French coast while I was under :rotfl:
Jimbuna
04-28-07, 03:05 AM
Your name has been recorded should you ever attempt to enter GWX MP forum :lol: :up: :arrgh!:
Bindolaf
04-28-07, 04:06 AM
Forgiveness was indeed given to such traitors (most of the time and as long as they were officers) back then. You will be left alone in a room for a little while, with a pistol and one round ;)
HM.Medico
04-28-07, 04:31 AM
And if they never pulled the trigger?
Penelope_Grey
04-28-07, 04:48 AM
Somebody would kindly offer to help.
GakunGak
04-28-07, 09:00 AM
Somebody would kindly offer to help.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good one!:up:
Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag....:down: :down: :down:
Or even stopping by to get a rifle...you will not need it...:lol:
Does these mean my career may be short and not glorious?
You will have a looooong career in the anals of infamy :stare:
Sailor Steve
04-28-07, 04:42 PM
You will have a looooong career in the anals of infamy :stare:
And/or a very short one on the Russian Front.
http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/richard_gibson.jpg
Stay in your room, ze Gestapo have been informed and shall be paying a visit shortly. :o
shadow701
04-28-07, 07:00 PM
:o Blame it on Bernard!
spork542
04-28-07, 07:08 PM
It's okay, we all sink friendlies sometime or other. :arrgh!:
*has done rigorous torpedo testing...
...on Z-class destroyers*
Jimbuna
04-29-07, 05:21 AM
You will have a looooong career in the anals of infamy :stare:
:roll: Alimentary one must assume :hmm:
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