The reason why Jesus was so cool..

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4569/jesuspanthersfanfn3.jpg


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I'm bored, can you tell? I made that myself :P

[Polak]

How dare you make fun of Jesus?! I will decapitate you, and blow myself up infront of your house.;)

[Kapitan_Phillips]

How dare you make fun of Jesus?! I will decapitate you, and blow myself up infront of your house.;)


But Jesus will still get a 1st down :rock:


Christianity vs. Islam...now THERE'S a Superbowl. :rotfl: I can see it now..

Al Michaels: Islam lines up in a 4:3. Allah calls a playmaker..he bullets it to Muhammed.. and Judas with a huge takedown!

Madden: You see, Judas is one of those guys who you thinks gonna zag when he zigs, but boom! he zigs again right after!

[Subsim Monitor]

Moses would be the ideal fullback to part the line for the halfback.

[P_Funk]

Nononononononono.....

Da Jesus is going to f**k you bowling.

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/09.17.03/gifs/cult-0338.jpg

[Tchocky]

Nobody f*cks with the Jesus..

[NEON DEON]

Nobody f*cks with the Jesus..

That is it!:huh:

I am reporting you to the 700 club!:D

[The Avon Lady]

Moses would be the ideal fullback to part the line for the halfback.
As in the Jewish Olympics:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7359/jewisholympicsye2.jpg

[NEON DEON]

Moses would be the ideal fullback to part the line for the halfback.
As in the Jewish Olympics:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7359/jewisholympicsye2.jpg

That's not Pharoah!

[Skybird]

Al Michaels: Islam lines up in a 4:3. Allah calls a playmaker..he bullets it to Muhammed.. and Judas with a huge takedown!

Madden: You see, Judas is one of those guys who you thinks gonna zag when he zigs, but boom! he zigs again right after!
:lol:

[Camaero]

http://www.cymoro.com/hotlink/jesus.bmp

[P_Funk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmviHBCqKow&mode=related&search=

8 year olds dude.:yep:
http://www.miserablelie.com/turturro/pictures/lebowski/Icon11.jpg

[Rilder]

Sports is sooo 2007 years ago... wait the Greeks invented the olympics... ok football is soooo 2007.... Go Aincent Greece. :p

[Oberon]

It's little known that, whilst not engaged in carpentry or teaching the people, Jesus also enjoyed a game of Water Polo....unfortunately his professional career was doomed before it even began...



http://media.funlol.com/content/img/water-polo-jesus.jpg

[U-533]

It's little known that, whilst not engaged in carpentry or teaching the people, Jesus also enjoyed a game of Water Polo....unfortunately his professional career was doomed before it even began...



http://media.funlol.com/content/img/water-polo-jesus.jpg


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[kiwi_2005]

It's little known that, whilst not engaged in carpentry or teaching the people, Jesus also enjoyed a game of Water Polo....unfortunately his professional career was doomed before it even began...



http://media.funlol.com/content/img/water-polo-jesus.jpg


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[Kapitan_Phillips]

Al Michaels: And we approach half time with Christianity trailing Islam 14 to 7, John.
Madden: Yeah this is the kind of situation where Christianity isnt going to win unless they score some points.
Al Michaels: And interesting to see Jesus coming out as a quarterback for the 3rd quarter here at St Peter's Stadium in sunny Purgatory."
Madden: Jesus can do it all, ameanamean, he's no Brett Favre, but he's got arms which'll help him be a-a-a-a football player.
Al Michaels: And now we see the half time show, featuring St Michael and Angels singing 'Mahna Mahna'
Madden: Should be good here Al, I mean, mahna mahna kinda sounds like me when I try to say something important! Boom!

[AJ!]

Fair play to you Phillips.... I got one hell of a laugh outa this thread

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