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geetrue
04-22-07, 03:23 PM
This is too funny to ignore, but no flaming please ... just laugh with me :lol:


http://www.topix.net/content/ap/2596496014138428874429724917230671474013

Camaero
04-22-07, 03:51 PM
:rotfl:

CobraCommander
04-22-07, 03:52 PM
Cool....cult wars...

Sailor Steve
04-22-07, 04:30 PM
Some people are too silly for words.

Skybird
04-22-07, 05:02 PM
I wonder what would happen if I try to enter their countries...

geetrue
04-22-07, 05:48 PM
I wonder what would happen if I try to enter their countries...

Too bad I said no flaming ... I would really like to answer that ... :lol:

P_Funk
04-22-07, 07:06 PM
They called him a terrorist. Is that gonna be a new schtick?

The war on terrorism, aka. the rapture.

Tchocky
04-22-07, 07:11 PM
They called him a terrorist. Is that gonna be a new schtick?

The war on terrorism, aka. the rapture.

Weeeell, they both use more or less the same dialogue and discourse :hmm:

P_Funk
04-22-07, 07:34 PM
They called him a terrorist. Is that gonna be a new schtick?

The war on terrorism, aka. the rapture.
Weeeell, they both use more or less the same dialogue and discourse :hmm:
Yea it would be great. "If you elect this liberal soft on terrorism pansy, then you're going to hell!"

Worst part is that people would fall for it.

Oh, hold on. Gotta be careful. This could lead to a flame war. Chucking fire and brimstone about.:hmm:

GSpector
04-22-07, 07:39 PM
Quote from site:
' In January, he declared that he and his followers were antichrists because their beliefs supersede those of Jesus Christ. The Bible describes the Antichrist as someone who will fill the world with wickedness but be conquered by a second coming of Christ."

:hmm:

If I am not mistaken, isn't "anti' defined as being against or opposite of, not something that "predate" something else. :hmm:

The second part gets it right but it sounds like this guy is trying to recruit people knowing full-well that he's on the the losing side but seems to think it would take him and his followers to start the war they already know they'll lose just to start the second coming.

I think that's a show I don't want a ticket for, let alone want to be around when it happens. I certainly would not want to join a group of people that want to have credit for starting the Second coming. :nope:

geetrue
04-22-07, 08:10 PM
ECM stands for electronic counter measures ...

ECCM stands for electronic counter, counter measures ...

Jesus is ECM and the anti-Christ is ECCM

Tchocky
04-22-07, 08:13 PM
Thanks geetrue, for the single weirdest metaphor I've ever seen :D

P_Funk
04-22-07, 08:29 PM
I certainly would not want to join a group of people that want to have credit for starting the Second coming. :nope:
So you're not a republican then. :p

GSpector
04-22-07, 08:40 PM
Sorry P Funk, I only vote for the most qualified runners, regardless of labels. ;)

P_Funk
04-22-07, 08:45 PM
Sorry P Funk, I only vote for the most qualified runners, regardless of labels. ;)
Thats pretty hard to do in a two party system.

But then again in our my parliamentary system up here the Liberals are in charge most of the time, the conservatives are frightening, the NDP is incapable of leadership, the Parti Quebecois is only in Quebec, and the Greens don't even hold one seat.

But at least up here an independant has made a real difference more than once.

JSLTIGER
04-22-07, 09:43 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ishmael
04-23-07, 06:16 PM
If I remember my revelatory lit, Jesus is only supposed to return in the middle of a giant war like World War 3. My question always is,

What are you going to do if you start this big-ass war & Jesus doesn't show?

GSpector
04-23-07, 08:48 PM
Duck & Hide.:roll:
:rotfl: