"How Not to Launch the Commandoes" and other stories (pictures)

[Skubber]

"For Extraordinary heroism during the 0 war patrol of that vessel"

Part One: That Vessel


http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/in_action.jpg


That Vessel, otherwise known as USS Pollack, set out for her 0 war patrol on December 10, 1941.
Our first mission was challenging. My hands were shaking as I read the orders:

"Take detailed photo reconnaissance of your own base."

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/recon.jpg

In the three-to-four minutes that this daunting mission took to complete,
the crew handled themselves like the well-trained sailors that they are.

After assuring command that all our ships were still safe in the harbor, we set sail for the next
stage of our mission.

Part Two: "How Not to Launch the Commandos"

Commando insertion is always difficult and challenging, escpecially for the soldiers who must
secretly and skillfully infiltrate enemy territory.

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/commandoes2.jpg
unorthodox commando insertion

I am not sure if all the commandos made it safely ashore. But I think I am not supposed to know.
That is all part of the secret nature of their operations.

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/commandoes3.jpg



http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/paddling.jpg

Personally, my opinion is that the upturned inflatable
combined with the flailing paddles, not to mention the loud metallic clanging and banging as they
collided repeatedly with the submarine, were all part of a fantastically well-executed decoy strategy.
During this whole episode the real commandoes were probably already far inland conducting operations.

Part Three: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Things happen while at sea. Strange things. During storms, ball lightning dances from the rigging. Crewmembers become as transparent as ghosts in the fog. Their eyes pop out of their heads, or glow demoniacally.
Whole ships disappear without a trace.

There is one man who knows what lies behind these mysteries. He is our exec, Stanley S. Sepulcher. If you want to know the secret behing the mystery, just go on and ask him:

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/demoneyes.jpg


Are you sure you don't want to ask him?

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/deomoneyes2.jpg


He'd really like to get you up on that table, I think...

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/demoneyes3.jpg


Part Four: "Braving the Storm"

The hardest parts of our mission behind us, we turned the ship towards home. Except that home
had changed again, and no one had told us. Ahah! Now I understood why HQ wanted that photo reconnaissance.
Our base was about to fall into enemy hands, and they did not want to forget what it looked like!
Genius.

I wish they had remembered to mention the base change, though. But I am sure they had their reasons.

When our patrol was about to come to a close, sure enough a storm came up. Stanley cackled gleefully as the lightning danced from the rigging. He borrowed a cleaver from the cook and began sharpening it. I'm not sure why.

The waves thundered below us as we fired up our MK-1 flying submarine and headed for home.
And that's all there is for this story.

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/flying1.jpg

[sqk7744]

Classic!

Now I need another coffee, as the current cup was jettisoned via nose :p

[shad43]

:up:

[Morts]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[ATR-42]

LMAO!! well done! that was funny :p

[hmatthias]

Great Job! I loved the "unorthodox commando insertion" part. You can either complain about the bugs, or laugh about them. Glad you chose the latter.

[Skubber]

Yes, I hope people don't get the wrong idea.

I absolutely love this game.

[DeepSix]

http://www.frontiernet.net/%7Ebonzoman/sh3/commandoes2.jpg



It's like you read my mind. I had one of these commando insertions, too, and took a remarkably similar screenshot with the intention of posting it here along with a "Bernard!" comment (obviously didn't get around to it) -- glad to know others have had similar thoughts!:)

[XanderF]

ROFL :up: :up:

You forgot to mention the mumbling in Latin while he was sharpening the meat cleaver, though.

[nfitzsimmons]

Redrum, redrum....

[Steeltrap]

The waves thundered below us as we fired up our MK-1 flying submarine and headed for home


LMAO......have noticed this too. Seems to be a problem with the degree of pitch allowed by their model. It's also really evident if you change depth at low speed - you don't 'tilt' at all, just zoom up or down.

Cheers

[Sailor Steve]

Stanley S. Sepulcher.
I'm afraid to ask, but I really must know:


What does the 'S.' stand for?

[NefariousKoel]

Sociopath?

[Safe-Keeper]

I loved the first pic' of the guy behind the 'desk':rotfl:.

[SteamWake]

Our first mission was challenging. My hands were shaking as I read the orders:

"Take detailed photo reconnaissance of your own base."



LOL classic :p

[Faamecanic]

ROFL :lol: :rotfl: Nice....almost as good as that guy that wrote that 20+ part series for SH3 "The adventures of Kaptian Smitlack...fighting a battle of wits...totally unarmed". IF you never have read his series...search the UBI forums for SMITLACK.... lots of hours of laughs.

[LukeFF]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[E.Hartmann]

Beautiful and uplifting view of a very buggy game!

Perfect!