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Kapitan_Phillips
04-13-07, 12:48 PM
summarise your personality using a famous show or movie, what would it be?

Me:

Starsky and Hutch :rotfl:

http://www.gregorys.it/sigletv/fotosigle/starsky_hutch.jpg

Polak
04-13-07, 01:06 PM
Self evaluation, hard....
Hmmm....
http://www.impawards.com/1974/posters/death_wish.jpg

Skybird
04-13-07, 01:24 PM
Self evaluation, hard....

Not for us psychologists! :D

A bit of the optimism from "A thin red line",
a bit of the pessimism in "Blade Runner",
a bit queer humour from "All Creatures Great and Small",
and a bit melancholy from "Le Château de ma mère".

Gildor
04-13-07, 02:51 PM
In looks (so i am told) and mannerisims... especially Ghostbusters...

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4049/danaykroydhw9.jpg

Polak
04-13-07, 04:30 PM
Self evaluation, hard....
Not for us psychologists! :D

A bit of the optimism from "A thin red line",
a bit of the pessimism in "Blade Runner",
a bit queer humour from "All Creatures Great and Small",
and a bit melancholy from "Le Château de ma mère".
As mr. Skybird, I find it very hard to pin down everything into one movie...
Are we allowed to choose multiple film titles?:D
I could evaluate way further than Death wish. ;)

Kapitan_Phillips
04-13-07, 04:49 PM
Cite as many as you need :up:

Camaero
04-13-07, 05:37 PM
Married with Children!
"I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare."
"Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for."
"Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."
"Al : Cut to the left, cut to the left!!! Now!!! Go for the end zone!!
Bud : I thought you were looking at cheerleaders.
Al : I am. Damn cameraman's shooting their faces!!!"
"A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!"
"Al: Bud, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Bud: Luscious hooters?
Al: No. That's what I should have been thinking about, but no."

:rock:

Skybird
04-13-07, 06:18 PM
As mr. Skybird, I find it very...

Who is that? Don't know that fellow. The name is Skybird. Mister Skybird was my grandfather. :p

cobalt
04-14-07, 01:15 AM
Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker

CCIP
04-14-07, 01:20 AM
late-Soviet cult classic Kin Dza Dza with its social commentary through pure absurdities:

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/6040/kindz36jk8.jpg

P_Funk
04-14-07, 01:44 AM
Most days I feel like The Dude... man.
http://www.fdiskc.com/img/Dude.jpg

Though sometimes (like when I'm postiong on this board) I feel more like Walter.;)
http://www.adventuremoney.com/Images/Walter-Sobchak.jpg

I love The Big Lebowski.:roll::D

Camaero
04-14-07, 01:58 AM
"What the fxck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

DeePsix501
04-14-07, 02:09 AM
http://www.chevychased.com/gallery/albums/album20/spies_presskit14.jpg

P_Funk
04-14-07, 02:11 AM
"What the fxck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fu*king railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): What the fu*k are you talking about?
The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/): He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): Donny you're out of your element!

Oh and this is priceless:
The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Look, just stay away from my fu*king lady friend.
Da Fino (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0689237/): Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): She's not my special lady, she's my fu*king lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

kiwi_2005
04-14-07, 02:19 AM
The God fearing Sniper in Saving Private Ryan.

Bertgang
04-14-07, 03:03 AM
An "Easy Rider" actracted by "the sound of music".

U-533
04-14-07, 07:26 AM
There isn't a movie or television character that best portrays me...

Maybe I could piece one together...:hmm:

Race Bannon (Johnny Quest) ... the original not the politically correct version of today{ It almost makes me sick to see what THEY did to Race } He is a Protector , Mentor , Pilot , Judo expert , cook, great shot, not afraid to bust a head open if need be or punch you in the mouth....The guy is like my hero:rock:

Captain James Tiberius Kirk... If I can't fight it I'll sc@@w it and Vice Versa

Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)... I own some of the most powerful hand guns in the world and if I you break my laws I'll blow your head clean off

Captain America... Need I say more

Ironman... Because I've had my bouts of depression and anger and felt loss. I've used and abused drugs and with the help of friends and WILL POWER I over came life's rough road...

As far as my humor goes that's hard to say.

Maybe some of you would have an idea who would be best for my humor...

Here is what I think is funny...

My wife and I were outside working on our pool and a big ol' Bull Gnat[A Bull Gnat is a very small biting fly kin to Sand Gnat but a bit bigger hence the name Bull Gnat] (One of the cherry flavored ones not the mint flavored...Yes I've had Gnats in my mouth before all kinds of them ...nothing wrong with it ... its just if you spend time outdoors like we do you tend to eat things unexpected like) ...anyway...it entered my mouth during inhalation and bounced around a bit lodging at the entrance to my left lung...I immediately began coughing trying to dislodge the critter and move it to a more suitable environment.

By now my wife is whacking me on the back with various sized things {See my wife is not to big and her hitting me with her hands ain't gonna do the trick so if she can find something to help this is good} and shes asking "HONEY ARE YOU OK?" over and over at the top of her little lungs.

Finally the Gnat is flung back up into my mouth where I find out which flavor it is ... and now I'm left with the choice of breathing cause there is no more air in me and possibly sucking the contents of my mouth back into my lungs or swallowing

Of course I choose swallowing...

After I catch my breath and my wife stops trying to help me...She asks me "Honey, what happened?"

I tell her that a Gnat found it's way into that new french themed condominium in our backyard "Le Saepteic Taunk" ("The Septic Tank" spoken with a rough french accent)

Watching her process the information then bust out laughing is what is funny to me.

So tell me who's got this kind of sense of humor?

ChewBacca... I'm huge, hairy, and loud and most people don't understand me

:sunny: :sunny: :up:

STEED
04-14-07, 07:58 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox/futurama___vol__1/bender.jpg
Bender takes no BS
http://re3.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3282096308 (http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geulDYzyBGrj8BkHJNBQx./SIG=1gcfradub/EXP=1176641880/**http%3A//uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view%3Fback=http%253A%252F%252Fuk.search.yahoo.com %252Fsearch%252Fimages%253F_adv_prop%253Dimages%25 26imgsz%253Dall%2526imgc%253D%2526vf%253Dall%2526v a%253Dspock%2526fr%253Dbtfp-web%2526ei%253DUTF-8%26w=513%26h=533%26imgurl=ar.geocities.com%252Fde nisdiego%252Fspock-parallel.jpg%26rurl=http%253A%252F%252Far.geocitie s.com%252Fdenisdiego%253FD%253DA%26size=56.8kB%26n ame=spock-parallel.jpg%26p=spock%26type=jpeg%26no=3%26tt=78, 672%26oid=0bbc3e340cd621ac%26ei=UTF-8)
My clever side (Well it had to be the mirror Spock)

http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/FATHER%20TED/jack2.jpg
My sarcastic side

lesrae
04-14-07, 08:52 AM
Used to be a bit:

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/trainspotting-vi.jpg

settled down now :|\\

1mPHUNit0
04-14-07, 10:01 AM
Leon
http://www.hyperleap.nl/bioscoop/library/show_image_bio1.php?ID=4630&max_w=160&max_h=1000

1mPHUNit0
04-14-07, 10:10 AM
Leon
http://www.cine-files.com/cinemaniacs/images/leon.jpg

Takeda Shingen
04-14-07, 03:52 PM
http://james.istop.com/montypython/07-knights.jpg

Frenssen
04-14-07, 06:04 PM
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza011.jpg
George Costanza. It`s frightening how much I identify with this character:oops:

Kapitan_Phillips
04-14-07, 06:21 PM
@ Takeda

Allo! Who ees eet?

The Avon Lady
04-15-07, 01:47 AM
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4215/lucywithknivessb3.jpg

Smaragdadler
04-15-07, 02:27 AM
http://radio.weblogs.com/0112482/images/myImages/2004/05/14/InvaderZimWthoutStripes.gif
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P_Funk
04-15-07, 03:12 AM
I can't believe it but The Big Lebowski was actually on tonight!

Unlike Donny, I was so in my element.:up:

Ishmael
04-15-07, 11:56 AM
Moby Dick & Jeremiah Johnson:

Jeremiah Johnson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/): You will do well, Del. You will do well, if you don't get in too much trouble with all that hair.
Del Gue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317369/): Ain't this somethin'? I told my pap and mam I was coming to the mountains to trap and be a mountain man. Acted like they was gut-shot. Says, "son, make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Them mountains is for animals and savages." I said, "Mother Gue, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world." And by God I was right.

Del Gue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317369/): I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent...

Del Gue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317369/): Which way you headed, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah Johnson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/): Canada, maybe. I here there is land there a man has never seen.
Del Gue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317369/): Well, keep your nose in the wind, and your eyes along the skyline.
Jeremiah Johnson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/): I will do that, Del Gue.


Ishmael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000865/): Ehhhh, you can't fool us; it's the easiest thing in the world for a man to look as if he's got a great secret in him.
Elijah (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0200455/): I have, lad, I have. At sea one day, you'll smell land where there'll be no land, and on that day Ahab will go to his grave, but he'll rise again within the hour. He will rise and beckon. Then all - all save one shall follow. (Slinking away with a smile on his face) Mornin', lads... mornin'. May the heavens bless you.

Captain Ahab (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000060/): Blacksmith, I set ye a task. Take these harpoons and lances. Melt them down. Forge me new weapons that will strike deep and hold fast. But do not douse them in water; they must have a proper baptism. What say ye, all ye men? Will you give as much blood as shall be needed to temper the steel?


When I quit the sea, I threw an anchor on my shoulder and walked inland. I walked inland until somebody asked what that funny-looking thing on my shoulder was. That's where I dropped anchor & that's where I've stayed.

Kapitan
04-15-07, 03:46 PM
Personally im hot headed, heavy handed, air headded, stupid, idiotic, and crazy.

Who does that fit?

The Avon Lady
04-15-07, 03:52 PM
Personally im hot headed, heavy handed, air headded, stupid, idiotic, and crazy.

Who does that fit?
http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4531/eyeshq7.jpg

Takeda Shingen
04-16-07, 05:16 AM
@ Takeda

Allo! Who ees eet?

How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!

robbo180265
04-16-07, 06:10 AM
A little bit of him

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/robbo180265/mainsharpepic.jpg


With a lot of him
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/robbo180265/onefootinthegrave_2.jpg

Dowly
04-16-07, 06:45 AM
People say I look like the boy from American History X:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1281/americanhistoryxmy1.jpg


But for most of the time, I feel like Donnie Darko (Go away bunny, I'm checking out the forums!):
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4688/donniedarkozp6.jpg

Kapitan_Phillips
04-16-07, 01:59 PM
@ Takeda

Allo! Who ees eet?
How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!


"Now look here, my good man!"
"I don' wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper, I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt..of elderberries!"
"..Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!"

Linton
04-16-07, 05:09 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/770000/images/_773299_zaphod_beeblebrox150.jpg

Heibges
04-16-07, 06:02 PM
http://www.skepchick.org/skepticsguide/images/avatars/744249397457a3a58aae6d.jpg

Rick Blaine from Casablanca.

Iceman
04-16-07, 08:23 PM
Probably a cross between Robert Gould Shaw
http://www.nga.gov/feature/shaw/img-n/s110n.jpg
and DMX
http://www.messengermods.com/data/media/4/DMX.jpg
with hopes of pleasing my Master Jesus Christ...may I be found worthy to walk the same path.
http://www.filadelfiakyrkan.fi/webkuvat/passion-of-the-christ-3.jpg