Introducing - The Book! :)

[SUBMAN1]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/introducing-the-book-p1.php

[waste gate]

A better book.

http://www.catholic.org/phpframedirect/out.php?url=http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/index.htm

[P_Funk]

Thats pretty wicked. "Turning the pages on a scroll is much faster than the book"

:rotfl:

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:

[waste gate]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:

Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react.

[P_Funk]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react.
And what does that have to do with satire comedy about the development of the written word?

[waste gate]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react.
And what does that have to do with satire comedy about the development of the written word?

Has nothing to do with Subman's post and everything to do with your comment towards myself. An unessecry one, I might add.

[P_Funk]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react. And what does that have to do with satire comedy about the development of the written word?
Has nothing to do with Subman's post and everything to do with your comment towards myself. An unnessecry one, I might add.
So if my comment was about your comment and your comment has nothing to do with the thread, what are you even talking about?

[waste gate]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react. And what does that have to do with satire comedy about the development of the written word?
Has nothing to do with Subman's post and everything to do with your comment towards myself. An unnessecry one, I might add.
So if my comment was about your comment and your comment has nothing to do with the thread, what are you even talking about?

I'm not going to be your, or anyone elses punching bag P. Stop harassing me.

[P_Funk]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react. And what does that have to do with satire comedy about the development of the written word?
Has nothing to do with Subman's post and everything to do with your comment towards myself. An unnessecry one, I might add. So if my comment was about your comment and your comment has nothing to do with the thread, what are you even talking about?
I'm not going to be your, or anyone elses punching bag P. Stop harassing me.
How is it harassing if I'm questioning your post, which you freely made, whose purpose in this thread I cannot discern?

[waste gate]

A better book.

http://www.catholic.org/phpframedire...ible/index.htm (http://www.catholic.org/phpframedirect/out.php?url=http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/index.htm)

[P_Funk]

A better book.

http://www.catholic.org/phpframedire...ible/index.htm (http://www.catholic.org/phpframedirect/out.php?url=http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/index.htm)

Alright.:roll:

An even better book.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/

[Kapitan_Phillips]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react.


You know, I've never understood how that works.

[P_Funk]

wastegate... what can I say. You play your role predictably.:up:
Its called having the courage of ones convictions.

I don't lick my finger and place it in the air to see how I should react.

You know, I've never understood how that works.
:yep:

I always thought you were supposed to lick your finger and then swish it around in some poor sod's ear.

[waste gate]

A better book.

http://www.catholic.org/phpframedire...ible/index.htm (http://www.catholic.org/phpframedirect/out.php?url=http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/index.htm)

Alright.:roll:

An even better book.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/

You are the first to admit through your post that socialism is a religion and that Karl Marx is your savior. Before you counter my argument, with some back stepping on your position, if you liken your book to God's book then that is what you have done. In your mind Karl Marx is god.

[fatty]

In my mind we are straying off topic pretty quickly.

SUBMAN, I laughed pretty hard. Thanks for that :up:

[Platapus]

In my mind we are straying off topic pretty quickly.

SUBMAN, I laughed pretty hard. Thanks for that :up:

Navigator! Return to course!

Aye Aye Sir!

Left full rudder!

[P_Funk]

A better book.

http://www.catholic.org/phpframedire...ible/index.htm (http://www.catholic.org/phpframedirect/out.php?url=http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/index.htm)
Alright.:roll:

An even better book.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/
You are the first to admit through your post that socialism is a religion and that Karl Marx is your savior. Before you counter my argument, with some back stepping on your position, if you liken your book to God's book then that is what you have done. In your mind Karl Marx is god. I didn't say that. You are trying to infer a point by applying your own views to mine. I believe in one thing, you another. You, however insist on making it about religion.

The irony of saying that Socialism is a religion and that Marx is the God figure is just so delicious. If you read it maybe you'd know.;)

[The Avon Lady]

I still remember in the old days, before there were forums for tit-for-tat word mudslingings, we had jousting on horsies. :p

[August]

I say maces on jetskies. "Deus Vult"

[Oberon]

Darn it...at this point I'd post a clip to a film I had of British soldiers jousting in Shopping Trolleys in Basra...but I can't find the damn thing now! Isn't that just typical? :damn:

Soooo....

Have a Toyota instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkkpTDdK0zM)

[SUBMAN1]

Way to get off topic on this one! :o THis was supposed to be a funny thread!

-S

[Sailor Steve]

I've seen that one before, and it's good! Thanks for bringing it back.

As to changing topics, some people just aren't happy unless they make it about themselves (or their beliefs).

[robbo180265]

One part of this topic was very funny - well done Subman1:up:

The other part wasn't:down:

[Fish]

Well, not a book, but interesting and developing. :up:

http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/welcome.html

[GSpector]

"A better Book"?? I'm so confused. :doh:

I saw the video and I thought it was very funny.

I must have missed the name of the book, I thought it was just a video of "how to read a book", not how to read a specific book. If I'm correct, then there can be no better book to compare to the one in the video because the book was not given a name.

I think this thread takes the award for going off topic in the fewest posts. :rotfl:

Lets me verify that.

1st post sets topic of how to read a book.

2nd post claims their religious reference guide (a Bible) is better than the unnamed book for which the title was not relevant.


:hmm: Yep, that's pretty quick :rotfl:

[robbo180265]

Why is it that we just can't have a discussion without some Christian shoe-horning religion in ?

If I want to know about it - I'll look ...... ok?

[GSpector]

Careful there, I think he was Catholic, not Christian.

The video was very funny. Debating the differences of these 2 religions in not. :nope: Sooo, let's not go there.

[robbo180265]

Careful there, I think he was Catholic, not Christian.

The video was very funny. Debating the differences of these 2 religions in not. :nope: Sooo, let's not go there.

You are absolutly right(apart from the fact IMO Catholics are Christians aren't they?)

It just annoys me, sorry for leading the topic off thread again:oops:

[P_Funk]

Lets me verify that.

1st post sets topic of how to read a book.

2nd post claims their religious reference guide (a Bible) is better than the unnamed book for which the title was not relevant.


:hmm: Yep, that's pretty quick :rotfl: That was my point! But apparently its harrassment to point that out.:roll:

Maybe I should have just let him get away with it.

Has anyone noticed the parallels with computer tech support yet in the vid?

[GSpector]

Yes, I did. That's why I thought it was so funny. I used to be a Tech Support Phone Rep for Gateway.

The video made me think of what it must have been like when the 1st book came out to the general public. I have no doubt, back then, (Book) Support made house calls.

I am sure even back then, there would be those that would rather go to Mac, the next door neighbor and have him read the book to them while the Book owner just dreamed, while looking through windows, of the day that he could turn the pages himself. :roll:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[P_Funk]

Macs are for lightweight yuppie twats that sell out. Windows is for daft useless gobsh1tes that don't know any better.

Linux is for people that like everything good about Macs, PCs, and a whole lotta Swedish innovation.:D I don't need tech support when I put the kernel together myself! Its all about liberating yourself.:up:

Man, tech support.:roll:

[Gizzmoe]

Peanut Butter Haystacks
http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/831/PeanutButterHaystacks6109.shtml

Ingredients:
1 1/2 quart popped pop corn
1 cup chow mein noodles
12 ounces peanut butter chips

Directions:

In a large bowl, combine the popcorn and chow mein noodles. Place the peanut butter chips in a microwave safe bowl; microwave on 50% power in 30 second increments until melted (stirring every 30 seconds).

Pour melted peanut butter chips over pop corn and stir to coat. Drop by spoonfuls onto a wax paper covered cookie sheet. Refrigerate until firm. Store in tightly covered container.
How to repair cars in Australia
http://www.kuiconnect.com/how-to-repair-a-car-cars.epl

Australian cars have been built to perform, the performance of a car can be enhanced when the engine and all the parts are in excellent condition. Learn how to repair cars so you can save money and improve the way your car will operate on the road. Many courses will teach you not only how to repair a car but will also introduce you to how a car actually operates. A car is a machine and can be broken down to many minor and simple parts. A car maintenance course will show you that the intricate nature of an automobile is not really that complex.

If you own a Australian or imported car, many of the simple concepts can be applied and learnt to any makes and models. A poor performing car is not an enjoyable experience for the driver, the passengers and sometimes the others on the road. Learn how to repair cars to Australian standards using the recommended tools and materials.

[Gildor]

A better book.

http://www.catholic.org/phpframedirect/out.php?url=http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/index.htm

I'm in no way religious; but I liked this Church's ad campaign: an example of thought-provoking, non-threatening discussion. So rare.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6429/biblezr8.jpg

[CCIP]

:yep:

That's a REALLY nice ad, I hope it's true. I think that's what real christianity (in the way I deeply respect 'real christianity') should be!

[Gildor]

It's real. Google the United Church of Canada or Wondercafe.ca.