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Torpedo Fodder
04-08-07, 07:35 PM
Linky (http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070407/AUTO01/704070338/1148)

Plug it in, fire it up, Mr. President
The Detroit News

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation.
Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week. Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank.
"I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President. I grabbed his arm and I moved him up to the front," Mulally said. "I wanted the president to make sure he plugged into the electricity, not into the hydrogen This is all off the record, right?"

New arena, or new elevators?
Detroit Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch can be sphinx-like when asked whether Joe Louis Arena will be renovated or a new arena built near the Fox Theatre in downtown Detroit or another location.
This week, the Ilitches gave their standard "continuing to evaluate all options" response after news broke that they plan to raze a dilapidated empty building they own at 138 W. Columbia. The building is smack dab in the Foxtown area long-rumored to be a site for a new venue.
But with the lease for The Joe expiring in 2009, the Ilitches' noncommittal answers tend to fuel more speculation. Just ask Greg Gauthier, a longtime Wings season ticket holder, who shared an elevator ride with Mike Ilitch during a Wings home game Tuesday.
Gauthier said he had this brief exchange with Ilitch: "I asked Mike if there was any progress on the decision about a new arena," Gauthier said. "He replied 'I sure will miss the rides up in this elevator.' "
Gauthier is sure it means the Wings will have a new home. Then again, does it mean The Joe's makeover includes new elevators?

Chrysler image: bad marriage
What is with Germans and matrimonial imagery? At DaimlerChrysler's annual shareholder meeting this week in Berlin, investors discussed Chrysler like a cheating ex.
"This marriage made in heaven turned out to be a complete failure," said Hans-Richard Schmitz, one of a long line of investors who condemned the 1998 merger and called for a quick sale of Chrysler.
"Were Chrysler finally to be led before a divorce court judge, we would be very thankful," chimed in Henning Gebhardt, head of German equities at DWS, which manages funds for Deutsche Bank. "But what will happen if you do not find a new bridegroom for Chrysler, or if he demands too high a dowry?"
If that wasn't bad enough, some shareholders went on a refuse tangent, saying Chrysler was "garbage" that belonged on a "scrap heap."

There's a limit to nursery care
At DaimlerChrysler AG's Worth truck plant, managers are reducing absenteeism by offering workers emergency child care. A nursery on the site can take up to 30 children in a pinch, and the plant is thinking of expanding the service to accommodate 50 of the noisy creatures
"It's always full," said Martin Daum, vice president of production at the plant.
Workers can bring children if the person who takes care of the child gets sick, or is suddenly unable to help, and they can use the service for up to two weeks. Occasionally, plant managers will allow a child to stay longer, but there's no question of changing the two-week rule. The company wants to help in an emergency, not become a problem-solver for its employees.
Says Daum: "There's no emergency in life that takes longer than two weeks."

Contributors: Bryce G. Hoffman and Louis Aguilar
Oops! This is even worse than the pretzel-choking incident a few years ago.

CCIP
04-08-07, 07:49 PM
Let's just face it, environmentally-friendly technology hates Bush. First it was falling off bikes, now it's almost being blown up by a hybrid car. And let's not forget Merkel. I think she's still pissed about that back rub he sprung on her at the G8 summit last year :rotfl:

This administration is sure something.

3Jane
04-08-07, 08:58 PM
I think it must mean incineration, immolation involves a religious practice or ceremonial of some kind. :know:

jumpy
04-08-07, 09:48 PM
im·mo·late (ĭm'ə-lāt') Pronunciation Key (http://cache.lexico.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html)
tr.v. im·mo·lat·ed, im·mo·lat·ing, im·mo·lates

To kill as a sacrifice.
To kill (oneself) by fire.
To destroy.hehe BOOOOM! :lol:

SUBMAN1
04-09-07, 09:16 AM
Let's just face it, environmentally-friendly technology hates Bush. First it was falling off bikes, now it's almost being blown up by a hybrid car. And let's not forget Merkel. I think she's still pissed about that back rub he sprung on her at the G8 summit last year :rotfl:

This administration is sure something.

Yeah - its a good administration. You could have had Kerry! :p I'm perfectly happy with Bush and co.

-S

waste gate
04-11-07, 04:30 PM
The story you probably didn't hear.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-04-11T201756Z_01_N11231422_RTRUKOC_0_US-FORD-BUSH-JOKE.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Platapus
04-11-07, 07:37 PM
Not exactly a belly-laugh joke :(

There is a time to joke with your buddies and a time to be a little professional around the frickin president.

I guess he choose unwisely

NefariousKoel
04-11-07, 10:57 PM
Oops! This is even worse than the pretzel-choking incident a few years ago.
LOL!

That pretzel incident happened in my own po-dunk rural hometown of which I live a few miles outside of. I often forget about it but still get a laugh when reminded of the killer pretzel.

He must have liked Missouri at that time since not long afterwards on a different trip to MO, my sister in Kansas City happened to run right into him and his entourage making a side-entrance at a neighborhood Target at 9 AM pre-9/11 broohaha. Got a photo taken w/ his pretzel choking ass. Haha.

The Avon Lady
04-11-07, 11:33 PM
I'm just glad cars didn't go nuclear yet.

NefariousKoel
04-11-07, 11:34 PM
I'm just glad cars didn't go nuclear yet.

I think it's a setup but don't you mean "nucular"? :rotfl:

The Avon Lady
04-12-07, 12:39 AM
How do you spell R-E-T-R-A-C-T-I-O-N (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070411/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ford_bush_joke;_ylt=AhvFn8_TIaBLPrigMPH0M sJvaA8F)?