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USS_shipmaster
04-06-07, 12:18 AM
To:ALL Administrators/ModeratoPr
PLS remove SH4 PATCH 1.2 JOKE from April 1st from subsim home page!!!
Its a cruel and unusual sadistic joke prohibitted by BILL of HUMAN RIGHTS
and US Constitution!:damn:

Teh_Diplomat
04-06-07, 12:31 AM
That would have been the perfect day to release this game though :rotfl:

Crosseye76
04-06-07, 12:37 AM
I thought it was pretty funny. :up:

TheSatyr
04-06-07, 12:50 AM
Try going to K-Mart and buying a sense of humor...I believe they have a "red light special" on them right now.:rotfl:

Skweetis
04-06-07, 12:55 AM
I'm quite curious as to how the heck you typo'd the capital 'P' in "moderator" :smug:

I've spent five minutes trying to reproduce it!

Welcome to Subsim, Shipmaster! It's things like that Neal does to suck in new members!

Make sure to stick around!

Cheers.

novafluxx
04-06-07, 01:43 AM
haha...

USS_shipmaster
04-06-07, 02:42 AM
I liked this joke 1 st April :-) .... But these last days when i m checking for a real 1.2 patch this "announce " makes me crazy!!!!
And finally hello to all wolves, captains. I was playing SH3 since the release and i visited subsim periodically, but now i decided to officially join wolves community.
PS Devs solve pls memory allocation problem during campaing in the patrol ( when pressing K, captains log, etc) and of couse chtonometer problem in the "manual targeting".

AJ!
04-06-07, 03:13 AM
That would have been the perfect day to release this game though :rotfl:

Too true.... :shifty:

Spaxspore
04-06-07, 07:20 AM
I liked this joke 1 st April :-) .... But these last days when i m checking for a real 1.2 patch this "anounce " makes me crazy!!!!


he does have a point...

Takeda Shingen
04-06-07, 07:51 AM
I'll advise Neal that he leaves it up until Labor Day (US).

John Channing
04-06-07, 08:06 AM
And, of course, "Please" might have gotten you a lot futher, faster.

Not shouting is good, too.

JCC

kverdon
04-06-07, 08:21 AM
I as well would at least like to see it removed from the News section. Even with the date it is a bit missleading and confusing for folks trying to check in about the patch. Could you please remove it from news.

thanks,

Kevin

Drebbel
04-06-07, 08:26 AM
Its a cruel and unusual sadistic joke prohibitted by BILL of HUMAN RIGHTS
and US Constitution!

You just gave us the perfect reason to keep it up :D

SeeFalke
04-06-07, 08:51 AM
Seeing this guy's posts have been quite amusing. Have you seen his protest on the Kursk? In any case, welcome to the community shipmate. I've been around here for quite some time as well, going back to the SH2 days, although I've known Stevens for years as well as worked with Bill Nichols back in the Submariners days back on Prodigy in 92'. This has always been and will always be the best place on the net.

Nell Quick
04-06-07, 01:31 PM
I always fall for April Fool's jokes, usually because I just never think about it until someone says "April Fool!", and then I'm left wondering what on Earth it achieved...

Still, don't want to be a grumpy-guts: at least I've found out why I couldn't find 1.2 anywhere... ;)

SteamWake
04-06-07, 01:35 PM
What I find amusing is the number of people who "fell" for it by not reading the entire post.

USS_shipmaster
04-07-07, 08:13 AM
Seeing this guy's posts have been quite amusing. Have you seen his protest on the Kursk? In any case, welcome to the community shipmate.
Thanks 2 Larkin, and especially to moderators( Neal and Co) who removed strange add about KURSK cellphone game. For me It was really questions of respect to the families of the KURSK crew, some officers were from my city of origin St. Petersburg.
I apologize for any inconvinience with my English. Living 8 years in States didnt make my any better in languages :-).
Joke about 1.2 patch is not fresh anymore it stars to smell. thats all. :-) REference -> " Guests like fish - start to smell on 3rd day" (George Washington)
Thank You. Good Hunting!
Sincerely Yours VK