Time to cook Bernard

[STEED]

Rack of Bernard may be. :hmm:

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[bigboywooly]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Morts]

nice one:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Brag]

:eek: Barf, barf, barf, barf

[joea]

:eek: Barf, barf, barf, barf

I'm sure he's tender, it's not as if he works and strains himself or anything. :p

[Herr Russ]

LOL.... Made me think of a good joke, but don't think I can post it here :x

[Bernard Dummkopf]

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin. :dead:

[STEED]

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin. :dead:

Come on Bernard we are only messing around come on out.



Stand by to shoot him men. ;)

[Morts]

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin. :dead:

Come on Bernard we are only messing around come on out.



Stand by to shoot him men. ;)

Jawohl Herr Kaleun!
someone bring me a luger and a magazine !

[Sailor Steve]

Your aim might be better if you're not reading while you pull the trigger.

[Steel_Tomb]

^^^ LOL nice one "Kaulen you shot the torpe.." BOOM. :lol:

[Seminole]

:hmm: ........Ripleys Believe It or Not material:

This recipe resulted from an idyllic fishing trip in the Garonne. Bernard, the skipper, served up for dinner like this. I think nothing could bring out the delicious quality better than this simple saute with garlic and parsley.
Ingredients
25g/1oz plain flour, for dusting
For the persillade
10g/½oz peeled garlic
15g/½oz flatleaf parsley leaves
1 tbsp sunflower oil
salt and freshly ground black pepper
50g/1¾oz unsalted butter
To serve
lemon wedges
crusty bread


....:shifty:

[d@rk51d3]

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin. :dead:

Come on Bernard we are only messing around come on out.


Yeahhh........ we don't want to hurt you........... we only want to eeeaaaat you.

[STEED]

You can not hide in the cupboard for ever Bernard.

[Jimbuna]

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin. :dead:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Morts]

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin. :dead:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
dont laugh

you're going after bernard:p

[STEED]

Come on Bernard I will give you a sweet if you come out.

[Jimbuna]

Jeez!! give the guy a break....have a Kit Kat :p

[STEED]

Jeez!! give the guy a break....have a Kit Kat :p

Bernard.....;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/KitKat.jpg/800px-KitKat.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/KitKat.jpg)

[Steel_Tomb]

Christ...your making me hungry now lol *raids the fridge*

[STEED]

The following has been (Censored on the grounds it was shocking)






So here's the cut down version, the crew of U-28 had a nice meal made of Bernard. On returning home another Bernard was posted to U-28 and the rest of the crew had there knives and forks on stand by.

[Jimbuna]

Reminds me of the film Turistas :arrgh!:

[BristolBrick]

I heard some-one mention the sub that got killed by a truck that got blown off the ship that blew up because of the sub.

It was my sub. :oops:



Edit: Oops! Wrong thread!


BERNARD!

[Cybermat47]

Good, good. Let the necromancy flow through you!

[BristolBrick]

BERNARD YOU SAID THIS THREAD WAS RECENT!

[Aktungbby]

Not to worry: The big guy Onkel has stated: "Good stories are Timeless" and he's a trucker to boot!:timeout:

[Sailor Steve]

I will say this once for the benefit of the new guy: We frown on resurrecting nine-year-old threads just to make a joke. It causes a considerable amount of clutter.

[BristolBrick]

I actually meant to post that in the Humerous SHIII picture thread.

But I had this open in another tab, and got mixed up. :oops: