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danlisa
03-28-07, 12:58 PM
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = dotty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.:D

danlisa
03-28-07, 12:59 PM
I shall start!

Sloppy Burgerhiney

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips
03-28-07, 01:02 PM
Goober Wafflelips :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


I smell a new SH4 career coming!

Dowly
03-28-07, 01:02 PM
Crusty Farklehump at your service. :smug:

danlisa
03-28-07, 01:04 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm laughing already!:lol:

Enigma
03-28-07, 01:05 PM
Dorky Dippindoodle here. How ya doin. :lol:

Dowly
03-28-07, 01:06 PM
Dorky Dippindoodle here. How ya doin. :lol:

:lol:

waste gate
03-28-07, 01:27 PM
Goober Farkletush. Most excellent!

STEED
03-28-07, 01:34 PM
I'm still tanked up on drugs to try that out.

Here's some good advice, drop your pants and slide on the ice.

Kpt. Kozloff
03-28-07, 01:39 PM
Oh my,
Boobie Dottyjuice!

:rotfl:

porphy
03-28-07, 01:49 PM
funky dottyshorts

... ouch;)

danurve
03-28-07, 01:52 PM
I guess Farcus Chicken-nose isn't half bad :|\\

danlisa
03-28-07, 01:56 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: Thanks guys, I'm really enjoying this.:D

_Seth_
03-28-07, 02:05 PM
Hmmm....Sloopy Snicklehump here....:up:

STEED
03-28-07, 02:15 PM
OK, before I go pie high on my drugs for my virus I understand now, so here it is.

Goober Snicklebrains :cool:

HunterICX
03-28-07, 02:20 PM
Sleezy Chicken-Fanny :doh: what the.....

The Avon Lady
03-28-07, 02:21 PM
Dipsy Chickenlips?!

The nerve! :arrgh!:

danlisa
03-28-07, 02:27 PM
@ STEED, Hunter & AVL

:D :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :|\\

danurve
03-28-07, 02:28 PM
Dipsy Chickenlips?!

The nerve! :arrgh!:

That would be Mr. Crusty Chickendoodle. :up:

The Avon Lady
03-28-07, 02:34 PM
Dipsy Chickenlips?!

The nerve! :arrgh!:

That would be Mr. Crusty Chickendoodle. :up:
Hiya cous'! :rock:

ASWnut101
03-28-07, 02:37 PM
:o sleezy dottysquirt? What the he....

Der Kolkrabe
03-28-07, 02:45 PM
Dorfus Dippinhead :smug:

Kapitan_Phillips
03-28-07, 02:52 PM
Hey danlisa, this oughta cheer you up:


When Chuck Norris gets cold, he turns the sun up.


;)

Iceman
03-28-07, 03:05 PM
Doombah Dippinsquirt...holy cow...I'm an Oompa Loompa lmao.:rotfl:

bigboywooly
03-28-07, 03:09 PM
Goober DottyBrains

:rotfl:

melnibonian
03-28-07, 03:14 PM
Very well fluffy flippinbrains for me :o Wow that's soooooo true. Especially the surname ;) :rotfl: :rotfl:

Hitman
03-28-07, 03:36 PM
Well we spaniards have not one but two last names, sometimes each one made of another two....so which is my last one? The first last one -the one which is called "last" by you all but is "first last" for me, or the really last one, i.e. my "last last name" :rotfl:

First option would be:

doombah featherbutt

Second would be:

doombah dippindoodle

And using spanish name's tradition, I would be the very Honourable Mr. doombah featherbutt & dippindoodle:doh:

danlisa
03-28-07, 03:49 PM
@ Hitman

LMAO :lol:

Nothing wrong with a funny double barreled name.:rotfl:

Biggles
03-28-07, 04:03 PM
The name's Dottydunkin.....

Fluffy Dottydunkin.......damn, Daniel Craig makes it sound cooler.....

Oberon
03-28-07, 04:21 PM
Sleezy Chuckle-Doodle, the Chuckle brother who never made it into the TV series. :lol:

robbo180265
03-28-07, 04:56 PM
Dorky Dottyboob at your service:up: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yahoshua
03-28-07, 07:03 PM
Doofus Wafflehiney

bookworm_020
03-28-07, 10:31 PM
I'm still tanked up on drugs to try that out.

Here's some good advice, drop your pants and slide on the ice.

Your not watching M.A.S.H. by any chance???

d@rk51d3
03-28-07, 11:48 PM
Crusty DottyBreath? :hmm:


I dont' get it.:-?

Morts
03-29-07, 01:07 AM
dorfus dippinhead:rotfl: :rotfl: