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HunterICX
03-26-07, 04:18 PM
THis drawn toon I have made today is a way, on how I would like to get rid of Bernard :lol:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5051/bernardjj2.jpg



(its been 4 years since I last draw something this size with a pencil)

Brag
03-26-07, 05:13 PM
Muy bien hecho --muestranos mas!
Well Done, we'd like to see more.
Muito beim feito
Hosrosho narisovano
Maridadi sana
Sehr gut gezeichnet
Tres bien designe:up: --Good bye Bernard, adios, sayonara, aufwiedersehn, dosvidania, Kwaheri,

robbo180265
03-26-07, 05:51 PM
Nice cartoon mate:up:

Dowly
03-26-07, 05:56 PM
Mierda! :yep:

danlisa
03-27-07, 02:14 AM
Turned out nice, mate.:up:

Now, what's this stupid foreign language people are speaking?

I shall counter with my own stupid language!

Mý a wel fatel yth eseugh whý owth usya an 8km golokva del whý whath a's teves clowdys.

Translate that you Dutch git.:rotfl:

TarJak
03-27-07, 02:59 AM
If only it was so easy.:cry:

Bernard was conning along in a gale at 128TC close to the US coast last night and bang! got jumped by an Elco and a Clemson DD! Bugger! Have to start a new career!

Jimbuna
03-27-07, 04:26 PM
Me thinks Dowly has been taught the Spanish word for what is called Stront in Dutch by our matey Hunter :lol:

BTW....nice picture meneer :arrgh!:

Sailor Steve
03-27-07, 04:58 PM
Nice cartoon...but you know that when you turn around he'll be standing there.

_Seth_
03-27-07, 05:40 PM
Good one, mate! Or should i say:
Dæven, den der var dritbra! Skulle ønske du kunne lage flere! :up:
:rotfl:

Jimbuna
03-28-07, 02:19 AM
:roll: What in the name of %^&*" does that mean Seth ? :hmm:

Lzs von swe
03-28-07, 03:14 AM
Good one, give us more:up:

Fan, den var skitbra! Vi vill ha fler:up:

_Seth_
03-28-07, 09:24 AM
:roll: What in the name of %^&*" does that mean Seth ? :hmm:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:It means something like " H*ck, that was excellent! I wish you could make some more!" :up:

Jimbuna
03-28-07, 10:07 AM
:roll: What in the name of %^&*" does that mean Seth ? :hmm:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:It means something like " H*ck, that was excellent! I wish you could make some more!" :up:

Cheers matey :up:

HunterICX
03-28-07, 02:16 PM
:roll: What in the name of %^&*" does that mean Seth ? :hmm: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:It means something like " H*ck, that was excellent! I wish you could make some more!" :up:
Cheers matey :up:

Dont worry, I,m drawing already, got the sketch ready for scanning :yep:
will be uploading it tommorow

magicsub
02-26-08, 03:41 AM
nice drawing!!

tuvo mama ira shudas irgi mano u boatus ira garas

harzfeld
02-26-08, 03:48 AM
tie bernard up and lock him up in a barrel, containing stereo with powerful speakers, and the barrel has a chain to its own anchor, when I am 30km in front of convoy or task force that is very heavy defended, I eject the barrel in shallow water then run away. I think it should be called decoy bold type 6.

Jimbuna
02-26-08, 06:32 AM
OMG!!.....another necro thread http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif

Sailor Steve
02-26-08, 08:03 AM
Well, in this case I'm glad. I collect all this stuff, and I didn't have that one.:p

Grayson02sept1980
02-26-08, 09:24 AM
Who is Bernard?

But when it comes to getting rid of someone.... well...

I suggest to
have him take over the watch at periscope depth or
make him clean the aft type of your TypeVII ... from the outside while making a trim test dive or
ask him to row over to the DD and ask if they have some Earl Gray (in case of Royal Navy) or ask for some Jack Daniels (in case of the Yankees) or
ask him to row over to the Merchant and measure out the exact position where the torpedo hit the moment it hits or
make him clean the gunbarrel of the deckgun like shown above :lol: (very nice!)

antikristuseke
02-26-08, 10:20 AM
Bernard is someone that every boat in the Ubootwaffe has, he is the deaf hydrophone operator, the watchman with the blinders on his binoculars, the engineer who runs on the surface on electric power, the damage controll guy who uses his luger to plug holes. And now to continue in the tradition of this thread.

Mis mul muud ikka üle jäi, pean ikka ju paar sõna oma keeles kah siia kribama.

Wildhawke11
02-26-08, 11:56 AM
That pic as we over here in UK would say is " The Dogs's Bollocks"
Believe it or not over here that means its the best :)