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ASWnut101
03-23-07, 12:48 PM
This isn't normally my thing, but it seems to be an interesting match (European Football, that is). Who's going to win? My money is on Israel.:smug:
Well they do have more tanks. ;)
Granted that has got nothing to do with football. ;) :p
SUBMAN1
03-23-07, 01:02 PM
Well they do have more tanks. ;)
Granted that has got nothing to do with football. ;) :p
You could hold the UK team hostage with those tanks while the Isrealies score?
Penelope_Grey
03-23-07, 01:04 PM
You got to be kidding? English football hooligans are like, the most dangerous people on the planet! Who needs advanced weaponry and tanks, when in the right hands, a simple set of outdoor furniture can become a veritable nuclear weapon!
Well they do have more tanks. ;)
Granted that has got nothing to do with football. ;) :p
You could hold the UK team hostage with those tanks while the Isrealies score?
Not forgetting there Air force. :lol:
You got to be kidding? English football hooligans are like, the most dangerous people on the planet! Who needs advanced weaponry and tanks, when in the right hands, a simple set of outdoor furniture can become a veritable nuclear weapon!
They will soon calm down if you throw them raw meat there way. ;)
You got to be kidding? English football hooligans are like, the most dangerous people on the planet! Who needs advanced weaponry and tanks, when in the right hands, a simple set of outdoor furniture can become a veritable nuclear weapon!
There won't be many England supporters. The Israelis are planning to occupy the stadium, declare that they own the English seats and then wall off and bomb the England fans if they complain about it.
SUBMAN1
03-23-07, 01:16 PM
There won't be many England supporters. The Israelis are planning to occupy the stadium, declare that they own the English seats and then wall off and bomb the England fans if they complain about it.
I am not surem but I think I am detecting some anti-sentimism, am I not?
There won't be many England supporters. The Israelis are planning to occupy the stadium, declare that they own the English seats
By putting there beach towels on the seats about 3AM in the morning. :lol:
There won't be many England supporters. The Israelis are planning to occupy the stadium, declare that they own the English seats and then wall off and bomb the England fans if they complain about it.
I am not surem but I think I am detecting some anti-sentimism, am I not?
No, not at all. I am just against political decisions being made on the basis of religion, be it zionism, crusades or jihad.
Anyhow, I've been naughty to make a political joke, :oops: lets keep this as a football topic.
I say there will be a 2-1 win for England! :D *waves flag*
(even if our team is in a ****-state at the moment*!)
*by "at the moment" I mean "since 1966" ;)
I don't care who wins lets see a good solid and friendly game. :)
Yahoshua
03-23-07, 05:57 PM
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Depends on which side has the highest bribe.......
kiwi_2005
03-23-07, 06:27 PM
There won't be many England supporters. The Israelis are planning to occupy the stadium, declare that they own the English seats and then wall off and bomb the England fans if they complain about it.
:D...
By putting there beach towels on the seats about 3AM in the morning
Thats hysterical...and so, so true...
:lol:
The Avon Lady
03-24-07, 01:28 PM
Singing "god save the Queen". Time for me to turn channels.
I am just against political decisions being made on the basis of religion, be it zionism, crusades or jihad.
No, you;re just a truth twister. Nothing you alluded to on the part of my country has anything especially to do with religion.
And BTW, Zionism isn't a religion but keep trying.
Singing "god save the Queen". Time for me to turn channels.
I am just against political decisions being made on the basis of religion, be it zionism, crusades or jihad.
No, you;re just a truth twister. Nothing you alluded to on the part of my country has anything especially to do with religion.
And BTW, Zionism isn't a religion but keep trying.
I believe he was suggesting that Zionism is/was a political decision based on religion, not that it was a religion itself.
bigboywooly
03-24-07, 03:22 PM
Well that was a snore fest
Eng-er-land at their best :roll:
Now to get back to the cricket
JSLTIGER
03-24-07, 06:21 PM
Well they do have more tanks. ;)
Granted that has got nothing to do with football. ;) :p
You could hold the UK team hostage with those tanks while the Isrealies score?
Not forgetting there Air force. :lol:
Actually, given the cuts to the Royal Navy, the IDF might have more ships at this point.... :lol::lol:
Singing "god save the Queen". Time for me to turn channels.
I am just against political decisions being made on the basis of religion, be it zionism, crusades or jihad. No, you;re just a truth twister. Nothing you alluded to on the part of my country has anything especially to do with religion.
You are telling me that the sudden increase in Jewish emigration and occupation of Palestine in the 19th century and the conflicts there after have nothing "especially to do with religion"?
And BTW, Zionism isn't a religion but keep trying.
What Fatty said.
I guess English lessons are not great where you are*, but like you say....."keep trying". ;)
*They are not great in the UK either!
JSLTIGER
03-24-07, 09:46 PM
You are telling me that the sudden increase in Jewish emigration and occupation of Palestine in the 19th century and the conflicts there after have nothing "especially to do with religion"?
Jewish immigration to Israel in the late 19th century can hardly be described as an "occupation." The immigration that you are referring to was to lands which had been purchased by the Jewish immigrants in question. Moving onto land that has been purchased can hardly be described as an occupation.
You are telling me that the sudden increase in Jewish emigration and occupation of Palestine in the 19th century and the conflicts there after have nothing "especially to do with religion"?
Jewish immigration to Israel in the late 19th century can hardly be described as an "occupation." The immigration that you are referring to was to lands which had been purchased by the Jewish immigrants in question. Moving onto land that has been purchased can hardly be described as an occupation.
Nah, I didn't mean it in the military sense. Just in the same way that I occupy the flat I am living in. To inhabit or dwell.
There have been various military occupations, but I don't wish to make any new points here as this is a football thread and I have already apologised once for going off topic.
I suggest if anyone wants to continue this line of discussion they create a new thread.
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