Lock,Stock and 2 Smoking Diesels (Many Pics)

[Hakahura]

Read this whilst trying to impersonate a South London ganster... badly.

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This is my Manor. If you don't belong on it, it's probably best to stay away.

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But no-one's told this muppet. He's from the wrong side of the water. He knows what he is, who he is and where he is. He's a long way from home, on my manor and he thinks he's alone.

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No way I can bear this kind of insult. Who knows what kind of mischief he's going to get up to.

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My lot have not long since left the pub. So their right up for a rumble.

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Close and personal. This Is'nt about sending a message. That the postmans job. This is war.

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Not quite face to face but he'll understand.

Ahead Flank, Emergency blow, surface the boat and man the deck gun.

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Ave It!

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Jobs Done.

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Thing is maybe his boss was trying to send a message. But we were'nt listening.

Time to get some payback.

[Penelope_Grey]

I love it. I have never seen an enemy sub yet in the game.

[Foghladh_mhara]

Very nice, one shot? How the hell did you get your entire crew qualified for everything by 1941? Thought there was only 1 qualification per patrol and by my count you got 31 little badges there

[danlisa]

Thanks for the screenies.:up: Very nice.

For the future, could you post the images in JPEG format? Yours are in PNG and are around 1.4mb each, this will take some time to load for anyone not on highspeed broadband.

Please keep them coming, sink 'em all.:arrgh!:

[danlisa]

Very nice, one shot? How the hell did you get your entire crew qualified for everything by 1941? Thought there was only 1 qualification per patrol and by my count you got 31 little badges there
SH3 Commander. (or cfg hack)

As long as all crew members have completed one patrol, they can all be awarded qualifications and medals.;)

[AVGWarhawk]

No Allied subs spotted by me but I have worked with the wolfpacks! That is a lot of fun if you work it right. Nice shots.

[Foghladh_mhara]

Ok. Is that not like.... cheating a little?:hmm:

[STEED]

Qualification of sailors via SH3C means nothing, good example stick one in the repair section and watch the green bar and then a normal sailor no differences.

[_Seth_]

For the future, could you post the images in JPEG format? Yours are in PNG and are around 1.4mb each, this will take some time to load for anyone not on highspeed broadband.


:yep: Yes please, JPEG format is the best..:up:

[danlisa]

Ok. Is that not like.... cheating a little?:hmm:
Look at it this way.

Is it possible that you can get experienced crew transferred to your boat?
It is possible to complete 31 patrols by 1941 (less days in base/upgrades).
It doesn't really matter what qualifications the crew have as long as you enjoy the game.
It is another way to overcome the crew fatigue (decorated crew tire slower).
It means that you can be a captain & know that your crew are ready when needed.

Really, at the end of the day, we all play this game the way we like.

I always play with no fatigue, I always deck my crew out with qualifications & medals at the first opportunity & I always mess with the renown awarded for patrol orders. These are basic file tweaks and they are always enabled whatever year or boat I'm in.

It's just the way I play.:yep: Each to their own.:up:

[P_Funk]

Qualification of sailors via SH3C means nothing, good example stick one in the repair section and watch the green bar and then a normal sailor no differences.
I thought that that had been changed to make it functional... guess I'm dreaming.

[Hakahura]

Thanks danlisa.
I run my crew how I run my crew.
SH3 Commander.

No not one shot Foghladh_mhara, I wish.
Take a look at the ammo remaining.

Should have let my crew do the shooting, but I chose to have fun myself. Captains privilage.

[Penelope_Grey]

Did you guys know that it was the porn community which came up with the JPEG in order to have quicker loading times, on X rated sites?

[Khourieat]

Did you guys know that it was the porn community which came up with the JPEG in order to have quicker loading times, on X rated sites?

They say the same thing about the VHS standard, and some claim the HD-DVD vs BlueRay will be decided the same way.

I don't believe any of it though, that's just me :know:

[danlisa]

Did you guys know that it was the porn community which came up with the JPEG in order to have quicker loading times, on X rated sites?

Yes I did.

Opps :oops::oops::oops::oops:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

How did you know?:hmm:

[Penelope_Grey]

The computer technician when I was in college made an offhand comment about them. My lecturer was like talking about differences betwen JPEG's and BMP's..... and the technician explained and then made the offhand comment "we got the porn community to thank for the invention of the JPEG"

and of course me being me, I just in the middle of class blurted out "OMG is that true?" and he said, "yes it is."

I was like...oooh I see.

[Hakahura]

OK so help this computer illiterate fool out.

The images are hosted at Imageshack, how do I convert them to jpegs?

[GSpector]

As odd as it may seem, PORN can be thanked for many things when it comes to the growth of the Computer.

And that includes the World Wide Web. It was the quick and easy distribution of Porn that really showed the benefits of the Internet, Cd's for games and of course DVDs for movies.

The reason the Internet is so crammed with Porn is because it had a very early start.

Although, I give credit to Sims for pushing Graphic Cards in the past few years, though it may have been Porn that started the push for more colors and higher resolution in the beginning :roll:

[GSpector]

Hello Hakahura,

Try viewing the picture on your PC, go to FILE, click on SAVE AS and save as JPG or JPEG under SAVE AS TYPE.

Once you have the picture saved in JPG format on your PC, Upload that to the Internet site.

[danlisa]

OK so help this computer illiterate fool out.

The images are hosted at Imageshack, how do I convert them to jpegs?

Use a free image editing suite like Infranview - http://www.irfanview.com/

Open your screenshot in this program and then 'save as' jpeg. Use a compression ratio of about 80%, this should reduce your image size to a respectable level.

Infranview is easy to use and the compression ratio is a popup box when you goto save your image.

To convert your already hosted images you must change the originals and repeat the u/l process.(or re-save the posted ones here)

If you need any more help, just ask.

[GT182]

I believe with irfanview you can do the saves as jpgs and not have to convert from bmps. Dan can confirm that I think.

I have the program saved but won't be using it until I do a HDD reformat.

[danlisa]

I believe with irfanview you can do the saves as jpgs and not have to convert from bmps. Dan can confirm that I think.

That's correct.

SH3 screenshots are saved by the game as BMP.

Just open the BMP in Infranview and choose 'save as' & select JPEG.

All done, saved & converted.

[Hakahura]

Thanks for the tips guys.

All images now re-hosted as jpegs by popular demand.

[Hakahura]

In the interest of research, I checked.

Yes Porn does seem to use jpegs... alot.

[AVGWarhawk]

Did you guys know that it was the porn community which came up with the JPEG in order to have quicker loading times, on X rated sites?


YES, life is complete now. I have not further questions your honor.;)

[bookworm_020]

Did you guys know that it was the porn community which came up with the JPEG in order to have quicker loading times, on X rated sites?
They say the same thing about the VHS standard, and some claim the HD-DVD vs BlueRay will be decided the same way.

I don't believe any of it though, that's just me :know:
The porn industry doesn't like HD Recording. It shows everything in such fine detail, you can see every wrinkle and flaw that the porn stars have, despite mood lighting and makeup. There are a couple who do use it, mainly HD-DVD not Blueray, as it's cheaper to produce on HD-DVD.

The bigger of the two formats here in Australia is BlueRay, with some DVD shops only stocking Blueray. HD-DVD is going to make a push in the near future, but the outcome is still in doubt as the take up numbers are still low and prices are still high.

It makes me wonder if some future SH title will be on High Def Discs???:hmm:

[Zatoichi]

Please, excuse the following piggish comment:

We wouldn't need net porn if more women were promiscuous.

Once again, I'd like to apologies for that uncontrolled outburst.
Ichi...:doh: