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Crow
03-20-07, 10:16 AM
So i came home this morning after dropping of the rugrat in school and what did i spot on the mail rack : a fed ex box :yep: :yep:

So i started a sprint , pushing the wife against the wall , knocked the cleaninglady's front teeth out cuz she was in the way , stupid cow, grabbed the box , ripped it open with my teeth , tore open the carton holder only to find a stupid book for my mother in law ,

Bugger that ,I've been pissed off all day :damn: :damn:

WHERE IS MY GAME :nope: :nope:

macky
03-20-07, 10:17 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

AVGWarhawk
03-20-07, 10:19 AM
I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council:lol:

Crow
03-20-07, 10:53 AM
I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council:lol:

naaa ,she 's illegal :smug:

AVGWarhawk
03-20-07, 11:05 AM
Como'?

geetrue
03-20-07, 11:16 AM
How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ... :lol:

Crow
03-21-07, 06:18 AM
How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ... :lol:

kinky git :lol:

anyway , today the fedex dude rang the door and I personally opened the door since the help quit her job , stupid cow .:damn:

He handed a box into my trembling hands .... i ripped it open after singing for it only to find some stupid CD that the wife ordered :nope:

needless to say i knocked out his front teeth :-? and slammed the door in his face


about 30 seconds later he rang the door again

You want another one , A-hole

No sir , i realised i have another parcel :o

And there it was : my game :rock: :rock: :rock:

gonna install now :smug:

Safe-Keeper
03-21-07, 06:20 AM
Someone needs to be transfered from the submarine business to the comedy stage:rotfl:.

Lt. Staumeier
03-21-07, 06:27 AM
Or practice some anger-management ;) *chuckle*

P_Funk
03-21-07, 06:50 AM
Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p

Crow
03-21-07, 07:12 AM
Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p

She ll knock my front theeth out if I leave her :doh:

Onkel Neal
03-21-07, 07:14 AM
I happen to know a good dentist.... :)

Immacolata
03-21-07, 07:17 AM
Hope its not YOUR ex ^^

Crow
03-21-07, 07:46 AM
I happen to know a good dentist.... :)

me too , he's financing his new house with the business I send him :cool:

I knocked his teeth out once when he started drilling and the medication didn't kick in enough :nope:

P_Funk
03-21-07, 07:56 AM
I happen to know a good dentist.... :)
Isn't that covered by the DoD? :hmm: