View Full Version : aaargh , bollox
So i came home this morning after dropping of the rugrat in school and what did i spot on the mail rack : a fed ex box :yep: :yep:
So i started a sprint , pushing the wife against the wall , knocked the cleaninglady's front teeth out cuz she was in the way , stupid cow, grabbed the box , ripped it open with my teeth , tore open the carton holder only to find a stupid book for my mother in law ,
Bugger that ,I've been pissed off all day :damn: :damn:
WHERE IS MY GAME :nope: :nope:
AVGWarhawk
03-20-07, 10:19 AM
I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council:lol:
I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council:lol:
naaa ,she 's illegal :smug:
AVGWarhawk
03-20-07, 11:05 AM
Como'?
geetrue
03-20-07, 11:16 AM
How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ... :lol:
How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ... :lol:
kinky git :lol:
anyway , today the fedex dude rang the door and I personally opened the door since the help quit her job , stupid cow .:damn:
He handed a box into my trembling hands .... i ripped it open after singing for it only to find some stupid CD that the wife ordered :nope:
needless to say i knocked out his front teeth :-? and slammed the door in his face
about 30 seconds later he rang the door again
You want another one , A-hole
No sir , i realised i have another parcel :o
And there it was : my game :rock: :rock: :rock:
gonna install now :smug:
Safe-Keeper
03-21-07, 06:20 AM
Someone needs to be transfered from the submarine business to the comedy stage:rotfl:.
Lt. Staumeier
03-21-07, 06:27 AM
Or practice some anger-management ;) *chuckle*
Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p
Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p
She ll knock my front theeth out if I leave her :doh:
Onkel Neal
03-21-07, 07:14 AM
I happen to know a good dentist.... :)
Immacolata
03-21-07, 07:17 AM
Hope its not YOUR ex ^^
I happen to know a good dentist.... :)
me too , he's financing his new house with the business I send him :cool:
I knocked his teeth out once when he started drilling and the medication didn't kick in enough :nope:
I happen to know a good dentist.... :)
Isn't that covered by the DoD? :hmm:
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