Bernards special mission

[hobnailboot]

Message from BDU

To U 109

Make boat ready for a special mission. Bernard has been volunteered to be dropped off the coast of New York, Where he will join the us navy and use his unique skills on their submarine service.

[AVGWarhawk]

Yes, BDU's secret weapon.:roll:

[Penelope_Grey]

Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right?

[AVGWarhawk]

Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right?


Yes, paternal twins:o

[Brag]

I can see Niponese hydrophone operators hunting Bernard loudly popping bubble gum. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[KevinB]

Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right?


Maybe that's why my torps are all duds. Does she work in the munitions factory?

[Sailor Steve]

I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him.

I think they may have a secret factory somewhere...

[Hakahura]

Those who claim to sail without Bernard.....

Have never sailed

[hobnailboot]

We have made it to BC89. Bernard was givern the job of cleaning the toilet, making the assumption that he could not do too much damage there. Unfortunately he used the nearest brush he could find, my tooth brush and so at the moment suffering from Deli belly. Later I put him in the radio room, but he sent out a order for 54 pizzas with extra pepperoni. the us navy sent out a welcoming committee, They did not bring Pizza. Considdering asking if anyone is in the area if they would like to take him the rest of the way as the crew are getting restless.

[AVGWarhawk]

Those who claim to sail without Bernard.....

Have never sailed


Man, never was a truer statement:up:

[hobnailboot]

Dropped him off just outside of Newport, about 1.5 km off the coast:D. Would that be a suiterble distance to drop off someone like a spy, could they paddle that far in a dinghy? The sad thing was that I had only enough fule for 15ooo km. So I skuttled the boat. What was thye prison food like?:cry::cry::cry::cry:

[leeclose]

I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him.

I think they may have a secret factory somewhere... so some one some where is cloning Bernard ok fess up whos doing it?:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

I thought it was you :arrgh!:

[leeclose]

nope not me:nope: I thought it was penelope:yep:

[Der Kolkrabe]

I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him.

I think they may have a secret factory somewhere... so some one some where is cloning Bernard ok fess up whos doing it?:hmm:

That information is GEKADOS :yep:

[Rilder]

Everytime a Bernard dies 2 more take his place.

[Jimbuna]

Everytime a Bernard dies 2 more take his place.

Ah!!..........so that's what's happening on SS :hmm: :yep:

[GT182]

Bernard and his twin sister Brenda are "Replicators". They will be dealt with, only in the future, by Stargate-SG1. :rotfl:

[leeclose]

Bernard and his twin sister Brenda are "Replicators". They will be dealt with, only in the future, by Stargate-SG1. :rotfl: Dang cant we do it and use sharp pointy things:yep:

[U-418]

Bernard and his twin sister Brenda are "Replicators". They will be dealt with, only in the future, by Stargate-SG1. :rotfl:

Nice, Leave it to SG-1. :nope: we're in WWII and their in the 21rst centry.
:up: I like your concept though. :dead: Poor Star Gate Command. I really hope they know what they are doing when they attempt time travel via wormhole + solar flare. :rotfl:

:damn: back in WWII the Arctic gate was still in the Arctic. Also some one tried to activate the gate from egypt in 1945...Who was it again? Ernist Littlefeild? I don't remember to well, but I know what I'm talking about. :doh: :damn: :dead: I know too much.

So, no mater what you do, Bernard will always exist "some-place, some-where, some-time, some-day, some-way, some-how"....always come back for more mayhem no matter what.

Bottom line conclusion. SG-1 + SH3...It won't mix, never will.

I get the feeling that anyone who reads this will stare at me in a odd way.


edit:
To understand better watch season one episode #9 "The Torment of Taltalus" Episode #19 "Solitudes" and season 2 #21 Episode "1969"

Yeah, I am a fan of SG-1. I really can't deny it either considering I have seasons 1-8 on DVD.

Happy Posting/Hunting.

[leeclose]

:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

[U-418]

:|\\ Be glad I didn't mention the "TimeSplitters Theory" whitch uses the iquiry of a time paradox. That is what you should worry about. Even worse when you hit a time loop. :rotfl: normally a time loop is where the real fun is as long you know every thing will go back to the way it was before things got weird.
With that in mind you could do what ever you want!:up:

:hmm: time loop + Bernard = infinate chaos. :doh: Oh dear...I may have dumfounded the whole message board with my wierd sense of knowledge. :dead: Sorry, my mind is off it's hinges right now. There is no telling when I'll get another idea about this.

[leeclose]

Pu the mouse down and back away from the PC:yep:

[U-418]

Put the mouse down and back away from the PC:yep:

Ok, I'll take a long nap and be back at 5:00 PM to watch the message boards.

Happy Posting/Hunting.