Mills needs police protection against "huge powers"

[Onkel Neal]

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=81ab81dc-1edc-42ea-abb4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her! :dead:

[STEED]

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=81ab81dc-1edc-42ea-abb4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her! :dead:

She will not get far dialling 911. :rotfl: Try 999. ;)

Mills sees it, she needs police protection against the "huge powers" she believes are out to get her.

Men in Black?

Hold on just seen the news she is a animal rights activist. So that means scientists, shops, big corporations, butchers, hunters. Heck a lot of suspects there.

[SUBMAN1]

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=81ab81dc-1edc-42ea-abb4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her! :dead:

Sad. She chose the life, so now she must deal with it. Its called making your bed and then...

[STEED]

Its called making your bed and then...

Breaking wind in it. :doh: Oops wrong saying. :oops:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Just unplug her phone. Might improve police response times :p

[AVGWarhawk]

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=81ab81dc-1edc-42ea-abb4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her! :dead:
Sad. She chose the life, so now she must deal with it. Its called making your bed and then...

I would have to agree with this. It is part of the deal.

[TteFAboB]

Fortunately for the overworked authorities, Mills will soon be traveling across the pond to make her debut on ABC's Dancing with the Stars Monday, removing her from their jurisdiction.

Run to the hills! Tell he to dial 666 instead of 999! Set up an automated answering machine and go to the caves.

"Greetings, this is the United States Emergency Police Department For Protection Against Huge Powers. To receive protection against huge powers, dial 1, lock yourself in the closet and knock yourself unconscious. For emotional support, dial 2. To donate 50% of your money to charity, dial 3. To return the money to Paul, dial 4 you gold-digging ****."

Really, if she gets millions she'll have enough money to hire an army of body-guards to protect her inside the bunker she could also afford to build. No need to go around whining and definitely there's no need to leech on the police. Is she trying to look insecure and fragile to the judge?

[dean_acheson]

simply amazing.

[kiwi_2005]

That woman is nothing but a greedy F<snip> <snip> <snip> <snip> <snip> and <snip> <snip> <snip> because she <snip> <snip> <snip> bloody cow!

[STEED]

She has enough money to hire a private goon sorry bodyguard if she wanted.

[bookworm_020]

I can understand her being a little parnoid at the moment, but the police aren't her personal body guard. Maybe she should use some of the money she got from paul to buy herself Sealand? Then she can have her own country to boot!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand

At least she would be out of the country!!

[jumpy]

Heather Mills?

Mills & Boon... what?

...won't somebody give the poor girl a leg-up?

*yawn*

Mind you I cannot say anything good about our dear Paul, the supercilious git ... give me George's music any day.

Ah, the fantastically rich, eh? They don't live in the same world as the rest of us ordinary people. At least we get to watch the spectacle of one of them falling to earth in a most ungraceful manner once in a while.