View Full Version : What does your wife do that upsets you most?
Canovaro
03-15-07, 09:48 AM
j/k I love her to death ;)
leeclose
03-15-07, 09:58 AM
I went for the bottom one she just wont call me it oh well i live in hope:up:
Mooncatt
03-15-07, 10:03 AM
i picked the first option coz im listening on the hydraphone coz i know there is a ship near by. and she will turn the volume up on the tv coz the kids are talking over it.
so not only are the kids carrying on with each other the tv is up full belt and the missus trying to shout over them all, and lil ol me trying to find a contact and not succeeding
Not wife but girlfriend.... she shows no respect for her ranking officer.... she calls me other things which I cant tell you though.
Mooncatt
03-15-07, 10:06 AM
Not wife but girlfriend.... she shows no respect for her ranking officer.... she calls me other things which I cant tell you though.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: excellent
My only girl be the sea... tobad she sucks in bed and has the temper of a Gaul who just learned the Romans were invading...
IceGrog
03-15-07, 10:24 AM
tobad she sucks in bed
hummmmmmmmmmmmm..i will not not say anything:smug:
Me answer: "Doesn't seem to understand the importance of a computer game for one's well being"
AVGWarhawk
03-15-07, 10:27 AM
I did not see a choice for ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!
Spin Doctor
03-15-07, 10:45 AM
Spends all my money...
NeonSamurai
03-15-07, 11:16 AM
Eh only problem with my imaginary wife is she always has an imaginary headache.. If only i could imagine some imaginary aspirin for her :D
What's a wife? Are yes a ball and chain. :lol:
Mine left with Bernard :roll:
Mine left with Bernard :roll:
I hope she knows what she has just let herself in for.
Not wife but girlfriend.... she shows no respect for her ranking officer.... she calls me other things which I cant tell you though.
That's only the beginning. Wait until you are married and she has full legal rights againts you.:doh:
A girlfriend/wife and/or relatives will always come first, than a computer/game/s
Markus
E.Hartmann
03-15-07, 02:43 PM
she wakes up
Kapitan_Phillips
03-15-07, 03:34 PM
My wife-to-be said, after I died horribly on SH3:
"Even the best and the bravest captains went down with their crew. You're the best U-Boat Captain I know"
Made me smile :)
robbo180265
03-15-07, 03:45 PM
Well my ex wife is my ex wife because she hated me playing computer games. I hated Eastenders - now we're both happy!
My girlfriend loves computer games - hasn't tried this one yet, one day she might. Gonna hang on to this one 'cos she's the best one I've ever had:rock:
My wife-to-be said, after I died horribly on SH3:
"Even the best and the bravest captains went down with their crew. You're the best U-Boat Captain I know"
Made me smile :)
hahaha, my girlfriend barely knows what a uboat is. I try not to get to into it with her around.
GoldenRivet
03-15-07, 04:52 PM
i cant really pick any of those
my wife commonly says
"That one looks like a good one to hit - might be carrying lots of oil or bombs"
"Wow that one exploded big time"
"can i sit on your lap and shoot the next one"
"its better to aim at them under where the water is right?"
hehehe
nice eh? then when i get a really good mission in she will go in the next room and come back with a nice frosty 24 ounce stein filled with an ice cold beer so cold there are little ice crystals in some parts of it!
Ich liebe meine Frau!!!
leeclose
03-15-07, 04:56 PM
Well my ex wife is my ex wife because she hated me playing computer games. I hated Eastenders - now we're both happy!
My girlfriend loves computer games - hasn't tried this one yet, one day she might. Gonna hang on to this one 'cos she's the best one I've ever had:rock: what computer game or GF??????:up:
robbo180265
03-15-07, 04:59 PM
Well my ex wife is my ex wife because she hated me playing computer games. I hated Eastenders - now we're both happy!
My girlfriend loves computer games - hasn't tried this one yet, one day she might. Gonna hang on to this one 'cos she's the best one I've ever had:rock: what computer game or GF??????:up:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I'd have to say girlfriend. I mean she wont randomly dump me if I save underwater, near a port or too near ships. She wont go into a crash dive of death simply because she feels like it. Yup girlfriend through and through:up:
leeclose
03-15-07, 05:08 PM
And easy to re-install as well:up: GF mood instellation v1.4:yep:
Foghladh_mhara
03-15-07, 05:30 PM
A girlfriend/wife and/or relatives will always come first, than a computer/game/s
God I remember when I used to think that, they were innocent times:D Then came the job, girlfriend, 3 kids and the mortgage. At least in SH3 I'm really in command:up:
robbo180265
03-15-07, 06:45 PM
And easy to re-install as well:up: GF mood instellation v1.4:yep:
:rotfl: If only it were that simple:rotfl:
leeclose
03-15-07, 06:56 PM
Oh heck yeah mate if only:hmm: we got any mad scientists kicking about?:up:
FIREWALL
03-15-07, 07:33 PM
Wants sex all the time :cry:
Keeps my beer to cold :hmm:
Wants to play MY sh-4 first :nope:
leeclose
03-15-07, 07:36 PM
i am soooo glad mines cant be arsed with computers how ever she likes to read my threads have a guess who got a slap on the head for voting in this thread oh well :up:
Schultzy
03-15-07, 07:44 PM
I just wish i could vote for more than one option, as there are a few on that list that fit. :lol:
uhoh, where's the boss key...she's coming...
gdogghenrikson
03-15-07, 07:48 PM
NOTHING!!........fooled ya, I don't have a wife
leeclose
03-15-07, 07:58 PM
what ever you dont get one unless shes into WW2 sub games and can cook really well and doesnt mind you swearing a LOT:up:
Captain Norman
03-15-07, 07:59 PM
well one day when I have a wife, ill ask for her to call me Herr Kaleun, then ill feel like the best captain of em all :D
Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.
livewire68
03-15-07, 10:02 PM
When mine will starts asking all kind of question from over my shoulder, then I know it's time for me to "return to port!!" :down: But she does give me plenty of patrol time on weekends!!:up:
Rykaird
03-15-07, 10:10 PM
My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.
Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.
Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.
High Voltage
03-15-07, 11:07 PM
Mutiny on U-133!!!
She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties.
I hang my head in shame..:nope::nope::nope:
Alyebard
03-16-07, 06:34 AM
:ahoy:I did not see a choice for ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! :up:
ReallyDedPoet
03-16-07, 06:49 AM
She puts up with my sorry ass, I'm lucky to have her:yep:, close to 11 years now, 3 kids as well.
leeclose
03-16-07, 08:25 AM
My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.
Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.
Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV. Hey Rykaird my wifes the same and my oldest cat sits on my lap and watches when my scope goes up and down and when i fire a torp she follows it im sure my cat used to be a u-boat skipper in a past life:yep:
Sailor Steve
03-16-07, 11:13 AM
My wife divorced me so long ago some of you younger guys weren't even born yet.
I figure once was enough.
rasmus1896
03-16-07, 11:25 AM
i picked the first option coz im listening on the hydraphone coz i know there is a ship near by. and she will turn the volume up on the tv coz the kids are talking over it.
so not only are the kids carrying on with each other the tv is up full belt and the missus trying to shout over them all, and lil ol me trying to find a contact and not succeeding
Maybe you should use those ear......thinks . just cant remember what were they
i use them and onone has succeeded to mess my hydrophone listenig up yet.
but well, i dont have a wife aswell:dead:
rasmus1896
03-16-07, 02:03 PM
i remember. were they eargaps or earcaps or earclaps or i dont know.
Sorry, i know s....... about english:oops:
GakunGak
03-16-07, 02:04 PM
Don't have a wife yet...
Who knows, maybe when I score 10000000 renown on single patrol...
I bet she would be frustrated to listen ALARM! all the time....:hmm:
Tell the wife you got a headache. :shifty:
GakunGak
03-16-07, 02:09 PM
Imagine you got a chance to sink some fat merchants and she screams above you: I'm leaving you!
Who cares?:arrgh!:
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...
Kapitan_Phillips
03-16-07, 02:19 PM
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...
:rotfl:
"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"
:arrgh!:
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...
:rotfl:
"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"
:arrgh!:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
GakunGak
03-16-07, 02:27 PM
Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed.
You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations.
Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed.
You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent.
Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce.
You: Conn, active sonar on our 6.
Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over!
You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water!
Wife: Damn you!
You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...:doh:
Sgian Dubh
03-16-07, 02:43 PM
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...
:rotfl:
"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"
:arrgh!:
I second the :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Schultzy
03-16-07, 03:13 PM
Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.
Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl! :lol:
GakunGak
03-16-07, 03:16 PM
Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.
Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl! :lol:
Give her an Iron Cross!!!
:rock:
Crazy Ian
03-16-07, 03:59 PM
The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"
One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....
GakunGak
03-16-07, 04:08 PM
The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"
One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....
First explain to her the difference between a diesel and a nuke reactor...
Step by step...
java`s revenge
03-16-07, 04:37 PM
I have what we dutch say worldwife.
The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.
ITS DINNERTIME.
GakunGak
03-16-07, 04:39 PM
I have what we dutch say worldwife.
The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.
ITS DINNERTIME.
UR lucky, you know that?
Sailor Steve
03-16-07, 04:41 PM
Well, if Torpy won't repost it, I will:
http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/HappyHunting.jpg
GakunGak
03-16-07, 04:43 PM
OMG, where did you get it???:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:
java`s revenge
03-16-07, 04:43 PM
Gagungak,
We have bothe a very busy job.
She works at a kindergarten
I do work in the Rotterdam harbour.
So for bothe its good to have time for yourself.
And she says, you can better sit behind sh3 than in a cafe or that
i am chasing other women.
But indeed we are a very happy couple.
Sailor Steve
03-16-07, 04:45 PM
Just do a search for Torplexed and "pictures" or "cartoons". He's has dozens of them. The guy's a genius. Look at Neal's previews and reviews for SH2 and SH3, and you'll see Torpy's characters Erich Flopp and "Mosh-Pit" Morton, among others.
GakunGak
03-16-07, 04:46 PM
She's very understanding....
P.S. The name's GakunGak.;)
java`s revenge
03-16-07, 04:58 PM
My grandpa worked on the Java that was torpedoed at the javasea in 1942 by
the japanese navy.
Therefore i use this name ........and my wife let me go!!! lol
GakunGak
03-16-07, 05:01 PM
Welcome to the Revenge Club.:rock:
How about the wife using your two day old SHIII manual as a coaster for her floural scented candle, leaving a white ring scorched onto the cover. I dont see that one on your list. :damn:
leeclose
03-18-07, 03:49 PM
Oooo payoff thats nasty and another not placed on it one of your wifes mates being over and using the dvd as a coaster arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:88)
Theres only one reason to be going down when my gf is around and it ain't cause I've spotted a convoy. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::up:
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