Things you've said-yelled while playing SHIII

[danurve]

Just for fun; :cool:
What are a few things you have said or even yelled out loud the most while playing the game?

I've cussed a few times, alright maybe cussed alot at the game. And so while some of this makes the list swear words will be *%@| out! It's not like I'm Talking to my computer ..:|\\

Top 3 things;

"Un frickin beliveable"
"How in the #+(& did I miss that"
"You rotten (@^$ sucker"

[leeclose]

Mostly the word that starts with F and ends in K and ive threatened to kill my computer with a hammer while playing SH3 oh and had to get a new mouse last week as i lobbed it the length of my living room and brained one of my cats and the wife promptly ran over it with the hoover = new mouse:damn:

[scalelokt]

When I chart out a targets course, am waiting at a 90 degree angle, have all the calculations in the torpedo computer, I ALWAYS say "this guy is so F#$ked". I dont do it every time on purpose, but it always escapes my lips no matter what. When I'm the one trouble I usually dont say anything, I just sit there and sweat a bit listening for engines and trying to decide when to evade.

[leeclose]

When I'm the one trouble I usually dont say anything, I just sit there and sweat a bit listening for engines and trying to decide when to evade. Now that i can sympathise with:up:

[badkarma]

Why won't you just SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: Having fun dear?

NO!!!! :damn: (but I am really!)

[Rykaird]

"Damn it, Chief, I need more speed!!!!" - That one comes up a lot, especially during an overhaul in bad weather and I'm going to miss the intercept.

"Deeper, Chief!" - whenever he says "We're reaching critical depth" or "We're diving too deep, Herr Kaleun!" and I want a comfortable, 200m thick blanket of water between me and Tommy. I just can't resist, it's one of my favorite "Der Alte" lines. You see his normally stoic CE sweat during that sequence!

"I said DIVE, damn you!" - whenever Tommy sends an Anson or a Hurricane my way, and my crew seems more intent on sunbathing than getting the boat down.

"ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!" - my death rattle, which also happens a lot.

No "F" words, my wife doesn't care for bad language in the house. :cool:

[leeclose]

Wife is pretty impressed by the amount of swear words i know and several in diffrent languages:up:

[Crazy Ian]

"Where the F*&!K did that come from?"

Only 20 minutes ago when a shell came zipping over the conning tower.. :D

Come on trusty Type VIIB...

[andy_311]

A lot of F & W words

[leeclose]

Hm mSH3 and the F word seem to go well together:up:

[stabiz]

F**k, *******k, f**k!

Most common one. :rotfl:

[jth]

Uh, well... my top 3 are:
A**, ******* and last but not least Nooooo

Well, at least since I started playing GWX on 92% (I love the external camera ;)) realism. It makes the things a lot harder, but also much more entertaining :)

[robbo180265]

"Where the f#ck did that destroyer come from ?":o

[Pevs86]

"B*llocks."

Usually afew seconds after being torn apart by DC.

[Mush Martin]

My Kurt Jurgens Impression.

"Aaaah think of it Heinie the captain he would do the math in his head
and he would point the boat and shout Torpedos Los and you know
what heinie zumtimes de torpedo it vould not even come out of the
tubes these machines ve have taken the Humanity out of war"


mostly Just torpedos los though.

and while testing River FF a lot of things I cant print on the thread
while getting repeatedly and thoroughly trounced by a thoroughbred.

Finally Scotty Impessions I cann'a Hold er capn the core is overheatin the crystals theyre breakin doon.
I canno' gi ya what I ha'e na'e got.

MM

[robbo180265]

Just thought of another couple.

"Come on you f#ckr!" yelled at the screen as I'm lining up a shot with a destroyer breathing down my throat.

"Sink D#mn you!" after the aforementioned scene.

And yes "B#llcks!" as the pinging gets louder.

[leeclose]

My other Fav is "how the F%$£K did that miss bloody useless torps" Folowed by "Oh i Damm well give" while banging head of my desk:damn:

[cobalt]

Verdammt!!!

[Crazy Ian]

"You gotta be F&*!@!g kiding"

This was after I had just shot down a Sunderland and realised it's carcass was on a collison course..

[leeclose]

:yep: Ah my best one to date was said by my ever loving SH3 widow wife "Hey babe is ur submarine thingy suppose to be doing that" as i was making coffee i was of course being shot to pieces by 4 spitfires:damn:

[bookworm_020]

My most used phrases are,

NOOOOOO!!!!:cry:

You Barst@d!!!:nope:

Oh S*!t!!!:huh:

and the one you alway fear,

I'm soooo dead!:dead:

[AVGWarhawk]

I mostly say, "be there in a minute honey";) Give me one more MINUTE HONEY!!!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT HONEY? HUH? WHAT? WHAT TIME IS IT???? AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH..........

[Gildor]

I used a few "colourful metaphors" about an hour ago.

I was positioned perfectly against a convoy. Fired a two-torp spread on a big fat tanker and realized after they left the tube that I forgot to adjust the spread angle.

Three minutes of nail-biting and cursing under my breath and sure enough, both torps missed. The bow one probably scraped paint and the stern one probably bobbed in the wake a bit. They missed by a "RCH". (An old navy term for something very close. A Red C**t Hair. Because they are so thin and fine etc. )

I had to save and log out of the game I was so "PO'd".. Murphy's Law..

[leeclose]

Yup murphy strikes again and when i go what tiem is it its usually time to get up the next day:up:

[STEED]

MY TOP FIVE

Wake up you b******d

You b******d

Bloody b******d

You stinking rotten b******d

Up yours you b******d

[Foghladh_mhara]

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!

[leeclose]

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!Ive did that well i actually kicked my tower it now has a nice dent:up:

[Mush Martin]

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!Ive did that well i actually kicked my tower it now has a nice dent:up:

I used to have an old and very faithful 486dx100 named Iron Mike.
now where I live in summer its quite high humidity when it was
really hot and humid mikes hard drive had a tendency to stick.

I came in one day from paintball and turned on the computer and
the HD stuck and a message came on the screen that said.

Need boot disk.

so I said.....Good suggestion and gave ol mike a little lovetap with my
combat boots and he fired right up he and I enjoyed that relationship
for another year.

MM

[romelus]

in a similar vein, today i was walking by the harbour, and saw a fishing trawler in the water. my eyes put a periscope-style crosshair over it before my brain even processed the information. :huh:

i was like.... whoooh... cosmic...

[THE_MASK]

OK , i have found the convoy and OMG there is the Rodney . Sneak into position undetected . Still too far away . SH!t , just fired a torp by mistake . For the love of god.

[Iron Budokan]

I usually don't say anything. I just stare at the screen with my jaw agape. Then after a heavy sigh I start a new career.

[xlbob]

I'm on type IXB now, so naturally I often say:

"Dive, dammit, dive!!!! :D

[High Voltage]

A very softly muttered "scheisse" moments before the Screen of Death...:nope:

[mookiemookie]

A few that come to mind

"Ohhhhh sh*t,sh*t,sh*t,sh*t,sh*t....." - too numerous to mention

"Ah-ha ha ha! Go swim, you b*stards!" - Once after sinking a Revenge class

"Dammit, are you on my side or Churchill's?!" - to the cat after she jumps in front of the monitor

"Wasserbomb?! Gee, you think!?" - again, too numerous to mention

"Ooooh, ain't you a bunch of pretty girls" - to a task force full of BB's

[WilhelmSchulz.]

"FU*K!"
"NOT GOOD,NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!"
"Oh **** this is gona hurt!"
"What the fu*k!?"
"ut-oh"

[Mush Martin]

oooh thatll leave a mark.

[Hylander_1314]

Escort has an acoustic eel blow the props and rudders off, take that you limey a*****e!

Sheisse comes up a lot, and my 15 yearold daughter says, "thanks Dad! Now I can't get in trouble with my teachers! You've taught me soooooo many colourful metaphors in different languages, that I just keep them baffled!"

[elite_hunter_sh3]

the reason why i got a new lcd monitor a month ago was this,, i was gwx convoy 3 bb and a carrier i sink all 3 and aiming for carrier then CTD.. :damn: , thats when i snapped, taking my mouse and whipping it into my crt monitor smashing the mouse into pieces( crt was old enyway) then crt started warping te colors lke all yellow or all blue then i got more pissed and took my keyboard and smacked the side of it 2wice before monitor flew off and keyboard broke in half, now i got a shiny new lc monitor, g15 logitech keyboard (with led backlight:rock::rock: ) i can play at night yay:arrgh!: , and a g5 gaming mouse , lol
:arrgh!::arrgh!:

[Venatore]

"Where the F*&!K did that come from?"

Only 20 minutes ago when a shell came zipping over the conning tower.. :D

Come on trusty Type VIIB...

Yep that what i say as well :rotfl:

[I-25]

:stare:Usualy a..

* Ahh Dammit not again!:damn:
* Your SOooooo Screwed:arrgh!:

* It Was you Bernard... :nope: WASN'T IT!:stare:

[Torplexed]

My venting is mostly nonverbal...but feels good.

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/Computersmasher.gif

[Aimbot]

"Super" is my death rattle, but mostly I try to explain to the people who spend time at my dorm why I'm playing as the Nazis.

My big thing isn't verbal, though. I was using a VII in 1939 and I suffered four duds in a row, all perfect hits otherwise. To calm myself down I made myself a tall glass of tea (Irish Breakfast). I'm no Brit, but I love my tea. Every other torp functioned perfectly after that. And since every good seaman is a paranoid superstitious nut at heart I took that glass of tea as the probable cause. Now I drink a glass after every dud. In the early war I'm generally so caffeinated I fear for my health.

[Ducimus]

Most of the things ive said fall into two catagories..

- Yaaawwwnnnn

and

- every variation of every profanity word in the english language that you could possibly imagine, along with a few fist slammings on the desk.

[Spray]

When Im alone.

God damned motherf**king mines.

F**king duds.

God damned f**king tosser id like to see you try that f**king again so I can stick my torp up your a**.

You better be f**king running.

Yeah thats what I f**king thought.

WTF is he doing.

Histerical laughter and.

Yeah how do you like that you son of a b*** go tell all your friends and cry to your f**king mommy cause I hope that torp hurt.

When my Girlfriend is over.

Oh well stuff happens...

Bad habits die hard I say most of these things automatically without thinking... meh.

[JScones]

My comments reflect that I usually have a wife and two young daughters sitting in the adjoining room...

"Hmmm, something tells me that particular course of action I just took may not have been overly intelligent. Yep, here he comes."

"How did I hit that ship?"

"Oh great, another Hurricane."

"What a pretty ship...sink ship, sink..."

"Why can't you keep a steady 12 metres depth? What do I pay you for?" ;)

[Crosseye76]

Mine are usually fairly simple;

Oops.

Uh-oh.

Oh Sh*t.

Damn.

And just for tradition, "ALARM !!!!! " when I crash dive.

[Tobus]

Talking to my self in Dutch, but translated for you here:
"Well, that wasn't particularly smart of you, was it?".:damn:

[Jimbuna]

Talking to my self in Dutch, but translated for you here:
"Well, that wasn't particularly smart of you, was it?".:damn:

"I'll be down in 5 minutes dear" ;)

Having once been quite fluent in Dutch means I tend to use that language when I swear because the wife and kids don't understand!! Prima :D

[Von Hinten]

Only two lines jump to mind now:

"That's gonna hurt ..." and "We need a bigger boat ..."

[HunterICX]

mine:


hitting a friendly ship because he moved right in front of me:

-Are you freaking blind?!
-dammit! now Donitz is going to spank your arse!
-Ok thats it (this is a moment where I mount the Deck gun and fire a shell against it)

Meeting Airplanes:

-Ow ffs not again! LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEE!!!
-You wouldnt be enjoying this you little ***** If I had better Flak guns!
-Missed me , na na na na naaaa.
-BANG! Ow you little (BLEEP)
-Comon! bring it on you little Punk!

Meeting Capital Ships:

-Mmmm ow pretty pretty pretty ship,
-will you sink already!!!!!
-Grrrrrr....
-Give me a good lightshow baby!!!! (torpedo hit versus a Pyro Ammo ship)

Meeting DD:

-Ping Ping Ping is that all you can do?
-Is that the best you have!
-Ow no I do not think so!
-Crap, you scratches my boat!!!!
-EAT TORPEDO YOU BRITISH B*****d

Meeting BB:

-You gotta be ********* kidding me!
-SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN COMON!!!
-Why Am I always so far far away!!!!

Sinkings:

-Whois your Daddy!
-Thats for annoying me!

received damage:

-Auch! this cant be freaking happening!!
-3 vs 1 HOW UNFAIR YOU B******s!
-Look what you have done to me!!! you damaged my engines!
-you wouldnt be laughing If you where in my Torpedo course!
-STOP DEPTHCHARGIN ME!! I GIVE UP! OK ! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
-NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
-I KNEW IT FLOWER CORVETTES ARE FROM HELL!!!
-my famous: you (BLEEP) (BLEEP BLEEEEEEP BLEEEP BLEEP BLEEP! I WILL KICK YOUR F...(BLEEEEEEEEP) AND THEN I WILL SHOVE UP A (BLEEEP) Toredo up ur arse!

Losing the sub:

-I WILL MEET YOU ALL IN HELL!!
-(Mr.Claw Voice from inspector gadget) NEXT TIME BRITISH DESTROYER, NEXT TIME!

[leeclose]

Hm mmines has got to be " i wish i had never went and got coffee" as i watch my poor IXB being blowing to tiny pieces then ran over repeatdly.:up:

[mookiemookie]

the reason why i got a new lcd monitor a month ago was this,, i was gwx convoy 3 bb and a carrier i sink all 3 and aiming for carrier then CTD.. :damn: , thats when i snapped, taking my mouse and whipping it into my crt monitor smashing the mouse into pieces( crt was old enyway) then crt started warping te colors lke all yellow or all blue then i got more pissed and took my keyboard and smacked the side of it 2wice before monitor flew off and keyboard broke in half, now i got a shiny new lc monitor, g15 logitech keyboard (with led backlight:rock::rock: ) i can play at night yay:arrgh!: , and a g5 gaming mouse , lol
:arrgh!::arrgh!:

This isn't you, is it? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

[danurve]

Good ones :up:

I got another mainly directed to Sonarmen when I locate a ship, and try to direct the SO to follow it and get "No sound contact"

"You retarted %@(#in shmuck"

[Khourieat]

My sayings, mostly normal, and nonviolent. Nonviolence is good :yep:

When I crash dive: "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" (in more of an announcement type voice then a yelling one)

When I run into a convoy: (maniacal cackle) "Lookie!! Lookie!! (at which point my fiancee walks over, takes a glance at the screen, pats my head and slow backs away while not making eye contact)

When a torpedo is going after a juicy target I'm usually counting down in 5 second increments: "10 seconds to impact!"

On a hit against easy ships: "And a hit!!"
On juicy targets: "YES!!!" (usually with my arms up in the air in cheer fashion...usually looks pretty confusing when other people are in the room...they just don't understand!!!)

When a torpedo misses: "How the H*** do you miss THAT? It's huge, it's WAY bigger then the broad side of barn!!!!" :nope:

Those are my most common ones :up:

When I'm being pinged I'm really silent and just stare at the screen, maybe that helps evade them :huh:

[Iron Budokan]

When Im alone.

God damned motherf**king mines.

F**king duds.

God damned f**king tosser id like to see you try that f**king again so I can stick my torp up your a**.

You better be f**king running.

Yeah thats what I f**king thought.

WTF is he doing.

Histerical laughter and.

Yeah how do you like that you son of a b*** go tell all your friends and cry to your f**king mommy cause I hope that torp hurt.

When my Girlfriend is over.

Oh well stuff happens...

Bad habits die hard I say most of these things automatically without thinking... meh.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh, man, that's priceless!

[Mooncatt]

mine are as follows..
"what the?????"
"how on gods green earth"
"uh oh"
"nien nien nien nien"
"grrrrrrrrr f**k off you complete t**t what did i ever do to you?"

[Morts]

"WHAT THE ******* ARE YOU DOING? YOU MOTHER*********** PIECE OF S***, IM GONNA TORPEDO YOUR SORRY A**"
".......DIE YOU ********** A******"
"OHH LOOK WHOS RUNNING NOW !!!!...B****"
"great......mother********* DD's....WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME THE ******* ALONE"
"GOD D***** DIE YOU DUMB PIECE OF S*** DIEEE !!!!!!"
"GET SOME...COME ON AND GET SOME YOU R******* MOTHER********* DUMB PIECE OF S***"
"SCHNELLER!!...SCHNELLER!!!!!....V*******"
and thats only a few:huh:

[leeclose]

All of the above in 3 languages:up: :yep: :up: :arrgh!:

[Morts]

All of the above in 3 languages:up: :yep: :up: :arrgh!:
what languages ?

ive yelled almost everything ive posted in

danish, english, german, swedish and a little bit in russian:rotfl:

[Biggles]

Amen va fan.......

Nä nu jävlar!

Amen skit också!

Så jävla lågt!

Nu är jag tamigfan arg!

etc...etc...

Please note that english is not my first language, so logicaly, I speak in swedish when I get upset.

[Morts]

Amen va fan.......

Nä nu jävlar!

Amen skit också!

Så jävla lågt!

Nu är jag tamigfan arg!

etc...etc...

Please note that english is not my first language, so logicaly, I speak in swedish when I get upset.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
you forgot "forhelvete nu jävlar"
or however its spelled:rotfl:

[IceGrog]

yeah,,,,,done all the cussing and even in anguages i don't even know
but i've done things like yelling "WoW"................like when i'm in a strom with dark gray water all around me with a lighter gray sky and then the howl of the wind runs thru my ears,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WoW

[Rilder]

Assorted yelling and smashing of mouse into desk, I almost broke this mouse im using the day I got it... :p

[leeclose]

All of the above in 3 languages:up: :yep: :up: :arrgh!:
what languages ? Easy English/welsh/german and Klingon if you count that oh and some french er so thats 5 then:up:

[Biggles]

Amen va fan.......

Nä nu jävlar!

Amen skit också!

Så jävla lågt!

Nu är jag tamigfan arg!

etc...etc...

Please note that english is not my first language, so logicaly, I speak in swedish when I get upset.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
you forgot "forhelvete nu jävlar"
or however its spelled:rotfl:

you spelled it pretty much correct. It's
"fÖr helvete, nu jävlar!" you forgot the "Ö":)

[leeclose]

Any chance of a translation?:up: :yep:

[Lovro]

What the ******* is this sh***?!? (kuji kurac je zdaj to?!?)-4 shots on the convoy with no hits/ dud eels/ bugs/ game crashing
NO NO NO... damit!:damn:- when I see the lone merchant slowing down when he spots the steamer so that the torpedo misses

pickumater- when things generaly go wrong

[Biggles]

Any chance of a translation?:up: :yep:

Not sure if I should......but okay!

1. Amen va fan.......="what the hell..."

2. Nä nu jävlar! (now this is a tricky one).....="oh now then!"

3.Amen skit också!="son of a gun!" (no, it's not the bad word, it's not that bad:up: )

4. Så jävla lågt!="So bloody low!" (litteraly)

5. Nu är jag tamigfan arg!="Now I'm bloody pissed!"

6. (added by morts). för helvete, nu jävlar! = "That does it! NOW you're done for!" (again, a very hard thing to translate.....)

[leeclose]

cheers biggles some things are just lost in translation but not this being pissed off at SH3 covers all languages:up:

[Jimbuna]

How many languages can 'spam' be posted in :hmm:

[Crazy Ian]

Again another classic moment..................

"Who's shooting at me?"

Just before I realised the lone merchant I was charging with my deck gun was in fact ARMED...

[WilhelmSchulz.]

the reason why i got a new lcd monitor a month ago was this,, i was gwx convoy 3 bb and a carrier i sink all 3 and aiming for carrier then CTD.. :damn: , thats when i snapped, taking my mouse and whipping it into my crt monitor smashing the mouse into pieces( crt was old enyway) then crt started warping te colors lke all yellow or all blue then i got more pissed and took my keyboard and smacked the side of it 2wice before monitor flew off and keyboard broke in half, now i got a shiny new lc monitor, g15 logitech keyboard (with led backlight:rock: ) i can play at night yay:arrgh!: , and a g5 gaming mouse , lol
:arrgh!:

This isn't you, is it? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
:o :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[leeclose]

Wow that is a kid with some serious problems :damn: :hulk: :/\\x: :/\\!! :mad:

[IceGrog]

Wow that is a kid with some serious problems :damn: :hulk: :/\\x: :/\\!! :mad:

can that even be real..........................:huh:

[robbo180265]

Either way it was pretty funny!

Now I can curse and swear and not worry because I can think back to the kid in that vid,and consider myself quite normal:arrgh!:

[leeclose]

And i thought my teenage daughter was stroppy wow:up:

[danurve]

"I did it! I did it!" :arrgh!:

[leeclose]

Did wot i missed summit again didnt i:hmm:

[Rilder]

the reason why i got a new lcd monitor a month ago was this,, i was gwx convoy 3 bb and a carrier i sink all 3 and aiming for carrier then CTD.. :damn: , thats when i snapped, taking my mouse and whipping it into my crt monitor smashing the mouse into pieces( crt was old enyway) then crt started warping te colors lke all yellow or all blue then i got more pissed and took my keyboard and smacked the side of it 2wice before monitor flew off and keyboard broke in half, now i got a shiny new lc monitor, g15 logitech keyboard (with led backlight:rock::rock: ) i can play at night yay:arrgh!: , and a g5 gaming mouse , lol
:arrgh!::arrgh!:

This isn't you, is it? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA


Ok I'm not that bad but I have yelled that loud at my computer, and have treated my mouse like that keyboard... Usually its like 5 seconds of yelling and I get back to playing :p

[Aimbot]

When I'm being pinged I'm really silent and just stare at the screen, maybe that helps evade them :huh:
I once carried out half a conversation with my roomate in a whisper because I was in silent running. When he finally asked what I was on I replied "Oh, ****, sorry about that. Two destroyers."

[Dimitrius07]

Thise will sound strange, but i almost never talking and offcourse screaming bad words wile playing the game. Thince Russian is my mother language i will translate it to English
"Right above us"
Yes 1 minit affter that i had been Depth Charged like hell :dead:

[Crosseye76]

LOL, that's pretty good Aimbot.

[Dimitrius07]

the reason why i got a new lcd monitor a month ago was this,, i was gwx convoy 3 bb and a carrier i sink all 3 and aiming for carrier then CTD.. :damn: , thats when i snapped, taking my mouse and whipping it into my crt monitor smashing the mouse into pieces( crt was old enyway) then crt started warping te colors lke all yellow or all blue then i got more pissed and took my keyboard and smacked the side of it 2wice before monitor flew off and keyboard broke in half, now i got a shiny new lc monitor, g15 logitech keyboard (with led backlight:rock: ) i can play at night yay:arrgh!: , and a g5 gaming mouse , lol
:arrgh!:

This isn't you, is it? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
:o :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Thise is "echter Ganster" his nike name i mean, and he don`t need any help - he just a good actor, if you pay attention how he brake his keyboard in the end you will see that thise is a fake :D

[Lzs von swe]

Would you please consider sinking, when my son is in the room.
Men sjunk då för helvete, when I´m alone. (Sink then God Dammit)

[Crazy Ian]

I've taken to cursing the weather... just had to travel down the West coast of Ireland without a single torpedo to my name and C2/C3 cargo's cropping up all over...

[Foghladh_mhara]

I've taken to cursing the weather... just had to travel down the West coast of Ireland without a single torpedo to my name and C2/C3 cargo's cropping up all over...
I know how ya feel. Sailed all the way to BE61 from Willi and its been a storm all the way. No ********* deck gun! Watched 2 small merchants disappear cos 1 eel wouldnt be enough and two would be too many to waste on them.

[leeclose]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :dead:

[Biggles]

How many languages can 'spam' be posted in :hmm:


spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam, lovely spaaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaaaaaam! lovely spaaaaaam wonderful spaaaaaaaaaaaaam! (SHUT UP!)

oh yeah....uuuh...that's one language.....
now spam in different languages:

Swedish: Spam= Konserverat pressat kött
Polish: Spam=Mielonka
Finnish: Spam=Sian- ja naudanlihasäilyke

that was all I found.....DON'T give me ANYTHING that might connect to Monty Python......it's dangerous! Dangerous I say!

[ReallyDedPoet]

Lots of F-bombs:up:

[Jusa_Finn]

Perkele!!!

[Khourieat]

When I'm being pinged I'm really silent and just stare at the screen, maybe that helps evade them :huh:
I once carried out half a conversation with my roomate in a whisper because I was in silent running. When he finally asked what I was on I replied "Oh, ****, sorry about that. Two destroyers."

It helps I tell you!! ;)

[leeclose]

Step slowly away from the PC and put the mouse down Khourieat :up:

[g8rk0k]

A couple of patrols ago (May, 1943) I was infiltrating the Irish strait where I like to lay in wait for passing ships. I usually go up west of Ireland and come in from the North. The waters approaching the strait are often shallow (and a bad place to run into destroyers with advanced sonar) so I take no chances and stay submerged, giving warships a huge birth as I detect them with hydrophone. Whenever I do this I have to surface at least once to resupply O2 and to charge batteries, for this I usually park my boat in one of the inlets on the North coast of Ireland.

When I had a full charge I headed back out when the wind picked up to 15 m/s and I only had about 10 meters of clearance surfaced (to make matters worse, dawn was breaking) so I put it to the wall and headed for deeper water when about a million planes showed up.

I knew if I dived I would be tossed up and down by the waves and my hull would be beaten continuously on the bottom (I have the seasonal double wave height enabled) so I set my men to their guns and started to weave. Plane after plane went down and bombs were falling all over the place

"This is It!", "My moment has finally come!", "Rotten f-n bastards finally got me! after 33 patrols!", "If I die now, I swear It'll be for real because I'll shoot myself!". I really embarrassed myself. I try to not get excited at games when I have friends around, as I did the other day when this happened. I really can't help yelling at the thing or slamming my mouse against the desk repeatedly.

Anyway, when I was hit in the bow by a bomb but survived with 56% I finally decided that it was a 100% certainty that I would die if I stayed surfaced so I went to periscope depth and turned 80 degrees to starboard, staying flank speed all the while. I never hit bottom once! :oops:

I made it to deep water, crept my way to the 15km gap between Ireland and England and sunk 6 or so ships and crept back out. I decided to just surface while traveling when I needed rather than risk the extreme shallows again - praying I wouldn't meet a destroyer head to head.

On my way south past Ireland I was attacked by a b-24 and hit astern. At 11% I was afraid to go as far as periscope depth. I knew I was dead. The next air attack would finish me so I chickened out and warped back to Brest by ending mission.

[Khourieat]

Step slowly away from the PC and put the mouse down Khourieat :up:

:rotfl:

I'm actually taking a short break from SH3 and playing Heroes of M&M 5. Last weekend when I ran into a 14 ship convoy guarded by a single V&W escort, I sank 11 of the ships (the escort and 10 merchants, the last 4 were neutral idiots...) and then found myself thinking about how amazing the whole thing was for the WHOLE day...

At that point I thought I was getting a little too obsessed with it and thought it was time for a break :know:

It WAS pretty damn cool though :rock:

[Crazy Ian]

About an hour back I had to yell "JUSTICE!" after a Hurricane misjudged it's angle of attack, and while banking round for another pass slammed into the sea....

Oh how I chuckled...

[leeclose]

hurr dont talk to me about bloody planes i must have the most useless flak gunners in the fleet mcuh swearing going on at my house:up: :yep:

[Corsair]

Best weapons against aircraft are dive planes...;)

[mr chris]

Well what i have found my self shouting more and more of late is
ALARM!!!!!!!!

Followed very quickly by

VERDAMMT

[Mush Martin]

Lots of F-bombs:up:

Need we remind you there are small children in the living room.:|\\

[leeclose]

My fav saying is this:Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam AKA Today is a good day to die.:up:

[Biggles]

Forgot one:

Du gillar det här,eller hur?
Translation: You like this, don't you? (to my computer, it won't get sicker than that:rotfl: )

[leeclose]

Forgot one:

Du gillar det här,eller hur?
Translation: You like this, don't you? (to my computer, it won't get sicker than that:rotfl: )

Oh i gota remmber that one:up:

[Baracuda]

:damn:AAAHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID THAT MISS U :damn:*********G R*T**D:damn:

USUALLY CAUSED BY DUDS AND REALLY NARROW MISSES

[Siegeswimpel]

I put so much into this game, i can usually stay alive- so not too much bad language, but my favourite line, i nicked from Wazoo's Manual Charting & Targeting Tutorial ; http://www.paulwasserman.net/SHIII/#Step%204:%20Calculate%20Scope%20Bearing%20for%20T DC%20Calibration%20(FA)

just after torpedo impact, i chime in with; "unt now Englander, it really is a long vay to Tipperary!" :)

[danurve]

"Don't ******* up, don't ******* up"

[Morts]

"urghh:shifty: FORPULEDE BRITISKE DESTROYER!!!!!" // "urghh:shifty: GOD D*** BRITISH DESTROYER!!!!!"

"ER DET ALT DU HAR ? HVA DIN LILLE IDIOT?...KOM NU..PRØV AT FINDE MIG" // "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? HUH YOU LITTLE IDIOT?...COME ON..TRY TO FIND ME"

"OKAY...NU ER DET NOK!!!! DU SKAL NED !!!" // "OKAY...THATS IT!!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN !!!"

[kiwi_2005]

If only we could use voice control commands:yep: I've heard ya can by DL a program, but it dont work that well:hmm: Anyone tried it.

[Ducimus]

I just realized something.

I don't yell anymore, i just let out a groan of agony. :rotfl:

[P_Funk]

-after the end of a long patrol and looking at the clock and realising that dawn is creeping over the horizon:

"I need to get laid, fast."

[leeclose]

:up: If only we could use voice control commands:yep: I've heard ya can by DL a program, but it dont work that well:hmm: Anyone tried it. I have a while back its torture and funk mate im married and still do the oh crap its tiem to get up time oops

[Dustyboats]

"Got in himmell.Das Spitchfire"
Waiting too long for a convoy to reach my intecept point, I upped the TC to 64. Had a target in line on the TDC.....only to press PLUS....and the whole convoy was 1024 away.....I said "Oh ESS H ONE T"

[Mush Martin]

"you know computer my Hammer is the only tool I dont leave in the
car right now !"

Associated CTD

[rasmus1896]

I dont yell either, I just smash something, when something goes bad.

[Deep-Six]

"Got in himmell.Das Spitchfire"
"

Dusty, you have to get your german spelling right.

Its "Gott ein Himmel".

Now w/ that out of my system, I can swear in english and german.

And playing SH3 my mouse has taken a beating. Poor, poor mouse.

I also play CoD2 online and had to do a emergency mouse surgery to fix the wheel.

[Gildor]

What we need is a Bernard stuffed doll that we can punch, throw or smash to alleviate the anger/stress.

Something like this: but German
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5842/sailclowa9.jpg

(shamelessly stolen from google image search)

[leeclose]

I have got to the point i put my forehead on my desk and try not to cry as i go boom again:yep:

[Penelope_Grey]

The main thing I used to shout at was things along the lines of "effing ****ty torpedoes!! I may as well be shooting duds for all the damage they cause!" another favouirite of mine was "what the eff are they using to flood the ballast tanks!!? effing teaspoons!" - usually when I need to crash dive quickly and the boat is still languishing on the surface.

[NightCrawler]

Well i am dutch so when i play SHIII, i mostly say this :

KUT, GODVERDOMME, KLOOTZAK!!! GODVER DE GODVER!!!
VUILE HUFTER!! STELLETJE KANKERLEIERS!!! VUILE TERING-HONDUH!!

[Penelope_Grey]

what does that mean in English?

[Jimbuna]

Oh you don't want to know :oops: A nice lady like you :D

[STEED]

Here's some good ones.

Stick that torp up yours.

Got you, you bitch.

Rock on a big one.

We are rocking tonight.

Drinks on me.

[leeclose]

Well my fav of all time is in Gaelic(scots) :up: Ith mo chac :up: gota love gaelic

[danurve]

Son of a #!&[] rotten video bug again :damn:
[.]


http://mysh3.info/WAC/images/wac_2.jpg

[Morts]

Oh you don't want to know :oops: A nice lady like you :D
but i do want to know:hmm:

[leeclose]

I'm with morts i wanna know to its always fun to learn to cuss in a new language:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Well, just a couple of words to give you an idea because Dutch doesn't always translate well into English :nope:
GODVERDOMME = God Damn Stupid....but is one of the worst remarks you can make.
KLOOTZAK = Ball Bag (use your own imagination for what type of ball ) :arrgh!:

[Dizoak]

i still like "are you F*cking Kidding Me!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

[Hakahura]

I don't shout.

It sets a bad example to the crew and...

The Destroyers might hear me.

[leeclose]

Well, just a couple of words to give you an idea because Dutch doesn't always translate well into English :nope:
GODVERDOMME = God Damn Stupid....but is one of the worst remarks you can make.
KLOOTZAK = Ball Bag (use your own imagination for what type of ball ) :arrgh!:

so not the type you use for carrying cricket balls then jim?:rotfl:

[Blood_splat]

F**K! I fired the bow torps while making a shot from the stern.:damn:

"Tells the crew to never mention this back at port"

[Platapus]

My Kurt Jurgens Impression.

from the same movie, my favourite line that I use in the game is

"Turn the right way and I will give you a pretty present"

Fantastic movie!!