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flintlock
03-04-07, 05:33 PM
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elite_hunter_sh3
03-04-07, 05:57 PM
wait a minute, hold on here, the fbi raid his house, cuz hes making bombs, ieds, ricin a toxin, and chemical weapons and hes crying to the courts about how the fbi saw his pron stash?? ur kidding me somome please end this and put a .50 bullet into his head.:nope::nope:

SUBMAN1
03-04-07, 06:04 PM
Ahh - and he reached settlment with HP and Circuit City already? Hmm. Maybe we all have some sueing to do! One day we could imagine a totally secure computing environment! :D One possibly free of bugs too!

Nahh! Pipe dream.

-S

tycho102
03-04-07, 06:26 PM
Agents eventually discovered "laboratory devices, apparent IEDs, fermenting castor beans, chemicals and chemical equipment appropriate for the processing of castor beans into ricin, and what appeared to be ricin and ricin precursors in various stages of development, indicating that Crooker was successfully manufacturing ricin."
If the pr0n was illegal, it was because it was child-pr0n or something deemed "purient" and/or "torrid". I won't get into specifics, but Massachusetts is liberal where it concerns porn -- although maybe not as liberal as California. The pornography was incidental in this investigation. Don't misunderstand me, here. Microsoft can burn in hell, I'm just saying there is more involved than only the porn.

The guy should do like all our senators do. Keep an offshore account in Holland. Just use VPN to access it.

ASWnut101
03-05-07, 03:40 PM
Hmmm, Ricin.:hmm:

Interesting choice. Somewhat impractical, but it gets the job done. Easy to harvest, but hard to produce. It is a CDC Class "A" agent, which are the most deadly Chemical/Biological weapons on Earth. Among other Class "A" agents are Botulinium (Botulism), the 1918 Influenza A Virus (VERY deadly flu), Anthrax, and Salmonella. The Ricin substance is harvested from the castor bean, a very popular seed from the Castor Plant. The bean itself is easy to find, them being around many lakes and rivers here in Florida, and even in the schools around here. Ricin is the substance that is hardened into "beads" that are EXTREMELY hard to crack. You'll need something like a jackhammer to break it. It's deadly when inhaled, blocking the protein synthesis of your rRNA. As you might assume, I find this kind of stuff very interesting. Ask me for more information if you are confused.:know:

Camaero
03-05-07, 04:04 PM
Hmmm, Ricin.:hmm:

Interesting choice. Somewhat impractical, but it gets the job done. Easy to harvest, but hard to produce. It is a CDC Class "A" agent, which are the most deadly Chemical/Biological weapons on Earth. Among other Class "A" agents are Botulinium (Botulism), the 1918 Influenza A Virus (VERY deadly flu), Anthrax, and Salmonella. The Ricin substance is harvested from the castor bean, a very popular seed from the Castor Plant. The bean itself is easy to find, them being around many lakes and rivers here in Florida, and even in the schools around here. Ricin is the substance that is hardened into "beads" that are EXTREMELY hard to crack. You'll need something like a jackhammer to break it. It's deadly when inhaled, blocking the protein synthesis of your rRNA. As you might assume, I find this kind of stuff very interesting. Ask me for more information if you are confused.:know:

Um... :rotfl:

elite_hunter_sh3
03-05-07, 04:08 PM
we got ourselves a terrorist chemical expert here lol please explain on how to build a nuclear weapon the size of a backpack and blow it up in new york city lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

btw neal check your web page connection log, pretty sure fbi or government is snooping around now.

Oberon
03-05-07, 04:19 PM
http://www.teachict.co.uk/ks3_projects/yr8/matrix/matrixthumbs/agent_smith.jpg


"It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're ASWnut101, writer on a respectable subsim forum. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your fellow subsimmers carry out their missions. The other life is lived in Biology, where you go by the hacker alias "ChemNut101" and are guilty of virtually every biological and chemical crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not."

;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

ASWnut101
03-05-07, 04:54 PM
Damn! You exposed my second life! Be sure to check your mailboxes now....:cool: :cool: :cool: ....you may have a "gift" coming......:|\\

elite_hunter_sh3
03-05-07, 05:00 PM
KABLAMO (nuke explosion)
(wipes out 3 cities at once)
(usa goes nuclear beatdown on most arab countries)
(china wipes themself out and the rest of world) (
antarctican penguins sit and laugh their asses off)


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sonar732
03-05-07, 08:09 PM
Looks around for the FBI to notice the ricin building blocks and wonders how long until we never see you again.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

GSpector
03-06-07, 04:12 AM
Well, sort of back on topic.

I am sure many here are aware and for those not aware, M$ decided to get in bed (so to speak) with Homeland Security to work on the security features of VI$TA to "Help" protect you system and information.

Can anyone say "Backdoor" :roll:

kiwi_2005
03-06-07, 04:56 AM
I use to work as a computer admin for a primary school in NZ and one of the rulz between us and education board was to check teachers laptops for porn mainly child porn. Without them knowing it i would search their hdd for porn as some will go to great lengths to hide it example: c:\windows\system32\Zx4498AA\ Hmm whats a zx4498AA folder doing in system32? Dodgey and usely the folder has the hidden option on - shows up slightly faded. One time a teacher brought into school his "home" laptop to fix i fixed the problem then what became a habit just naturally started to check his pc for porn and found alot of images all adult porn no kiddie stuff but because hes a teacher this is serious yet cause its a home laptop (not school laptop) its not so serious but i was still to report him, we struck up a friendship over the yrs so i had to weigh up do i report this guy or what? His name would of been all over the papers he would of been stood down, if his wife didn't know then their marriage would of been on the rocks his teenage kids would of been embarressed the whole community would of branded him a pervert - cause he's a teacher. I let him off. Told him i checked his hdd and found porn images he better get rid of them, will check his pc next day. If they were child porn i wouldn't of hesitated to report him - friend or no friend. Adult porn though - it would of ruined him.

Every tech checks your pc for child porn its policy to do so when u take it in for an upgrade or to be fixed and will happily report you if they find undesirable images

Kapitan_Phillips
03-06-07, 10:08 AM
I think I'm going to sue Microsoft on several grounds:



Windows Vista hurt my C: Drive's feelings, requiring constant defragging
My RAM is being counselled for post traumatic stress after he found an extra 512MB stick ontop of his motherboard
My graphics card is racially offended by the black taskbar, claiming it is prejudiced to silver pixels
Internet Explorer is stalking me, insisting Mozilla bullied it into exporting my favourites into Firefox
Paint consistently insults Macromedia Fireworks by stealing its file associations, and ultimately failing to open the file, insisting its still my fault
Windows Media Player is prejudiced on the grounds that it hates playing Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' and cuts the last 30 seconds offI think there's a good £2 in those allegations :hmm:

Letum
03-06-07, 10:16 AM
It's a bit like sueing the IKEA because your IKEA cubbord failed to hide your pr0n mags.

The Noob
03-06-07, 01:50 PM
"What do you do when the FBI raids your home and finds porn all over your PC? One man, who had his home computer seized by the bureau, has decided that his best course of action is to sue the companies that failed to keep that data private for him."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eu-6IppcvRo

Rilder
03-06-07, 04:04 PM
That'd be an Oh $%# moment, sitting there about to sink that battleship on SH4 and your wife comes up behind you with a "Hun, these men are here to talk about your pr0n collection."