Different versions of the game

[TDK1044]

I'm looking forward to reading the topic where a forum member says:

" I ordered my suped up 'Super V12 Limited Edition Admirals Cut' version of the game via the Galapagos Islands in order to save tax. I have a pen, an arm patch, numerous odd books, and a DVD Documentary on rare birds in the wrong format. But how do I open this stupid metal box that I'm hoping the game is in?"

[kylania]

I ordered the super duper version and got charged VAT even though I shouldn't have. Wish I'd known I could have swum to the Galapagos to save on that tax. :D

[Ark]

I'm looking forward to reading the topic where a forum member says:

" I ordered my suped up 'Super V12 Limited Edition Admirals Cut' version of the game via the Galapagos Islands in order to save tax. I have a pen, an arm patch, numerous odd books, and a DVD Documentary on rare birds in the wrong format. But how do I open this stupid metal box that I'm hoping the game is in?"

LMAO

Best post ever.

[hyperion2206]

I'm looking forward to reading the topic where a forum member says:

" I ordered my suped up 'Super V12 Limited Edition Admirals Cut' version of the game via the Galapagos Islands in order to save tax. I have a pen, an arm patch, numerous odd books, and a DVD Documentary on rare birds in the wrong format. But how do I open this stupid metal box that I'm hoping the game is in?"

Don't they include a metal box opener?:o

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Havent you heard of the Super-Duper-Snooty-Tooty version? It comes with a controller in the form of a control room and it needs an average bungalow to set up in!

Pre-ordered! :rock:


:rotfl:

[TDK1044]

I'm looking forward to reading the topic where a forum member says:

" I ordered my suped up 'Super V12 Limited Edition Admirals Cut' version of the game via the Galapagos Islands in order to save tax. I have a pen, an arm patch, numerous odd books, and a DVD Documentary on rare birds in the wrong format. But how do I open this stupid metal box that I'm hoping the game is in?"

Don't they include a metal box opener?:o

There will be a patch 1.0MBO for the metal box opener which will also delete the radio traffic.

[hyperion2206]

I'm looking forward to reading the topic where a forum member says:

" I ordered my suped up 'Super V12 Limited Edition Admirals Cut' version of the game via the Galapagos Islands in order to save tax. I have a pen, an arm patch, numerous odd books, and a DVD Documentary on rare birds in the wrong format. But how do I open this stupid metal box that I'm hoping the game is in?"
Don't they include a metal box opener?:o
There will be a patch 1.0MBO for the metal box opener which will also delete the radio traffic.

Shoot! Will there be a mod to get the sound back?:huh:

[ReallyDedPoet]

Just give me the DVD, in one of those little paper sleeve things:doh:

[TDK1044]

Just give me the DVD, in one of those little paper sleeve things:doh:

That version is only available on Falcon Beach.

[metroman]

Man, I just can't wait for SHIV! I just ordered my Thrustmaster Gato Periscope, complete with optional 'OOOHGA' button for extra realism. Attaches to the top of the monitor, pull out the handles and peer in, just like hitting F3...:up:

BW

[Sgian Dubh]

Man, I just can't wait for SHIV! I just ordered my Thrustmaster Gato Periscope, complete with optional 'OOOHGA' button for extra realism. Attaches to the top of the monitor, pull out the handles and peer in, just like hitting F3...:up:

BW
But, did you order the deluxe version that simulates packing faliure from DC detonation by squirting sea water (5 litres included!) at you?

In addition, I also ordered the simulated torpedo tubes that fire large foam-rubber projectiles (from roof-mounted launcher) at passersby. :rock:

[geetrue]

:lol: I ordered the super duper version and got charged VAT even though I shouldn't have. Wish I'd known I could have swum to the Galapagos to save on that tax. :D

Aren't the Galapagos Islands somewhere off of South America? That's an awful long way to go to keep from paying a tax now.

My idea of fun is to get a small can of diesel fuel down at the local gas station and sprinkle some on my clothes ... Then let the can sit in the corner and take a whiff ever once in a while. :o

I'm single so I can get away with it ... :lol:

[cdrsubron7]

Just give me the DVD, in one of those little paper sleeve things:doh:



I'm with you, reallydedpoet. :yep:




cdrsubron7 :up: ;)

[bookworm_020]

I'm looking forward to reading the topic where a forum member says:

" I ordered my suped up 'Super V12 Limited Edition Admirals Cut' version of the game via the Galapagos Islands in order to save tax. I have a pen, an arm patch, numerous odd books, and a DVD Documentary on rare birds in the wrong format. But how do I open this stupid metal box that I'm hoping the game is in?"
Don't they include a metal box opener?:o

It's inside the metal tin!!!:rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

I bought the Super-Duper Grognard's Edition, and I found the key to the tin box in the pocket of the scale 1:1 living submarine veteran that comes with the package. Just a hint.

But no, it doesn't contain the game. Honestly, all these extra features and you expecred a game disc, too:o? Some people are just spoiled. The tin box contains a set of cute Japanese tin sailors, scale 1:160. Steadfast tin sailors.

[Iron Budokan]

Sad to say you guys are losers and obviously don't have the official connections I have. I pre-ordered the "Grand Deluxe Super Slapfest V.1.04 Version with Realistic Pineapple Mama-san and Added Safety Medical Package" for that dose of island clap I'll pick up from a ragged-out Hawaiian call girl...repeatedly.

Yep, I'm all set now for my memorable adventure in the Pacific....

[Rilder]

I got the 1337 Pwnage Cap'n Collectors edition comes with a cable that you plug into your USB and stick the other ends on your temples so when your sub goes down it sends a shock into your brain that kills you. :lol:

[AJ!]

Got me the limited edition rare shiny SH4 booster super edition which comes with a manual for SH3 and old chewed up pen :up:

[Sailor Steve]

I got a used copy of SH1, a toy submarine and lots of imagination.:smug:

[Hitman]

I think you all have been betrayed by your anxiety to order a special edition. I waited enough for my chance to preorder the super-hyper-smartass-"die from envy, neighbour!"-ultimate SH4 edition, which comes with a full-size replica of the Yamato and a Kamikaze that files down to your house when you hit the pre-order button. As soon as I get my house again rebuilt from the ashes and calm down my wife, I'll start looking for an appropiate pier for the Yamato. When the America's cup starts here in Valencia in some weeks, I'll have the fanciest yatch around to go see the races....and if the winner does not please me there are always those nice 460mm guns to "modify" the results. :lol: Oh and if time allows I'll also install SH4 on my HDD and will see how the game is.

[Platapus]

Man, I just can't wait for SHIV! I just ordered my Thrustmaster Gato Periscope, complete with optional 'OOOHGA' button for extra realism. Attaches to the top of the monitor, pull out the handles and peer in, just like hitting F3...:up:

BW

OH man don't tease. I know you were kidding but that would be so cool!

[macky]

Man, I just can't wait for SHIV! I just ordered my Thrustmaster Gato Periscope, complete with optional 'OOOHGA' button for extra realism. Attaches to the top of the monitor, pull out the handles and peer in, just like hitting F3...:up:

BW

OH man don't tease. I know you were kidding but that would be so cool!

My wife already thinks I am a loon with the amount of time I sit and watch sprites dance around the screen, foolishly convinced that I have some iota of control. Add that too and I would be certified and in a home before I could say crash dive:yep: