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ReallyDedPoet
02-28-07, 10:17 AM
For all those skippers out there who don't take themselves to seriously like this lad:stare:, but are a little more like Garth here :rock:. Take some time, relax and post a little about the funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:side of life.

Also for those skippers who like to avoid or at least take a break from more the social, political and religous threads out there. Can't be saving the world all the time
can we:damn::damn:

Someone start us of here with a little bit of funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RDP:rock:
Kapitan_Phillips
02-28-07, 11:15 AM
Gladly, my friend :)

Women: Know your Limits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU)

Protect yourself from the Working Class (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w)
Penelope_Grey
02-28-07, 11:53 AM
Women: Know your Limits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU)

OMG!! Its funny, because men really did used to think like that. Though every female on the planet knows the vast majority of men's minds cannot fucntion to their full capacity, unlike a womans, because their reproductive organs use a heck of a lot more blood than ours do whichl leaves the brain deprived of vital oxygen!:lol::lol:
ReallyDedPoet
02-28-07, 01:24 PM
Gladly, my friend :)

Women: Know your Limits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU)

Protect yourself from the Working Class (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w)




Now thats what I'm talking about:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Gonna show my wife the first tonight.
ReallyDedPoet
02-28-07, 01:26 PM
Women: Know your Limits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU)
OMG!! Its funny, because men really did used to think like that. Though every female on the planet knows the vast majority of men's minds cannot fucntion to their full capacity, unlike a womans, because their reproductive organs use a heck of a lot more blood than ours do whichl leaves the brain deprived of vital oxygen!:lol::lol:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
ReallyDedPoet
02-28-07, 02:10 PM
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4227/toonyg2.jpg

We've all been here:up: Especially in the " noob " phase.
U-533
03-01-07, 06:30 AM
I'm thinking of running for "World Emperor"

I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious.

Also if your personal "CSQ" (Common Sense Quotient) falls below my set limits, you will be retired to a small colony somewhere out of site and out of mind. At this colony you will be expected to provide for yourself. How you do this is strictly up to you.

So that said

A Vote for me is a vote for you!

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:
edited:

PS:

I will ask "waste gate" to be my Vice Emperor
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 07:46 AM
I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious.



All hail U-533:rock::rock:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 08:27 AM
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/ranks/bluehairci8.jpeg

This is some funny, Dowly's Avatar. Everytime I see it, it makes me laugh. Dowly:up:
Dowly
03-01-07, 08:51 AM
You touched my avatar! :o Lock your doors and barricade your windows as the angry emu is coming to throw an egg at you! Have a nice day! ;)
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 08:57 AM
You touched my avatar! :o Lock your doors and barricade your windows as the angry emu is coming to throw an egg at you! Have a nice day! ;)
There it is again:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

An Uncle of my wife's actually used to raise Emus, I remember going to this guy's house a number of years ago and the place was covered with all these Emu eggs, incubator's, etc. It was quite the site:doh:
STEED
03-01-07, 09:20 AM
Dowly, get a hair cut you hippy. :arrgh!:











OUCH..............OUCH AGAIN, Lay off with that beak of yours.
danlisa
03-01-07, 09:27 AM
The Emu has more hair than Dowly does.:yep:
Dowly
03-01-07, 09:38 AM
The Emu has more hair than Dowly does.:yep:

Haha, very true! :rotfl:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1686/kuva000tq1.jpg
STEED
03-01-07, 09:40 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 09:42 AM
:D This is what I am talking about, currently at the expense of Dowly :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Edit: I've said enough, Dowly did mention that an angry Emu was heading my way.
Dowly
03-01-07, 09:42 AM
Oh dear... Iīm afraid that old STEEDīs heart finally gave up.. :nope:
STEED
03-01-07, 09:47 AM
Oh dear... Iīm afraid that old STEEDīs heart finally gave up.. :nope:


I'm back baby. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/4575/benderdanceanimate5bx.gif
Dowly
03-01-07, 09:49 AM
Oh dear... Iīm afraid that old STEEDīs heart finally gave up.. :nope:

I'm back baby. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/4575/benderdanceanimate5bx.gif

DAMN!!! Uh... I mean... Yayyy! :roll:
STEED
03-01-07, 09:50 AM
Police today are asking Dowly what he did to his rabbit.

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/156/fun56la.png
StdDev
03-01-07, 10:13 AM
Funny (http://www.glendale.edu/~dmathews/AlarmCompany.wmv)
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 10:20 AM
Funny (http://www.glendale.edu/%7Edmathews/AlarmCompany.wmv)

My computer keeps locking up on the above:roll::roll:, no funny:damn::damn:

Need the funny:rotfl::rotfl:
Syxx_Killer
03-01-07, 10:29 AM
My computer keeps locking up on the above:roll::roll:, no funny:damn::damn:

Need the funny:rotfl::rotfl:

The video worked for me. Right-click on it and then choose Save Link As (or something similar if not using Firefox). You can save the video to your computer and watch it that way.

Btw, it was very funny! :up::rotfl:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 11:50 AM
My computer keeps locking up on the above:roll::roll:, no funny:damn::damn:

Need the funny:rotfl::rotfl:
The video worked for me. Right-click on it and then choose Save Link As (or something similar if not using Firefox). You can save the video to your computer and watch it that way.

Btw, it was very funny! :up::rotfl:

Thanks, I'll give it another try:up:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 11:51 AM
For all those skippers out there who don't take themselves to seriously like this lad:stare:, but are a little more like Garth here :rock:. Take some time, relax and post a little about the funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:side of life.

Also for those skippers who like to avoid or at least take a break from more the social, political and religous thread out there. Can't be saving the world all the time
can we:damn::damn:

Someone start us of here with a little bit of funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RDP:rock:

Just to bring people up to speed:roll:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 11:56 AM
Funny (http://www.glendale.edu/%7Edmathews/AlarmCompany.wmv)

Got is working, from the Royal Canadian Air Farce I believe:up: Some funny:doh::doh:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 12:46 PM
Some sounds for the thread:up: Just had to do it.

http://www.birdsnest.com/fart_file.htm

Edit: Maybe they can be incorporated into SH3:o
Dowly
03-01-07, 01:28 PM
Maybe they can be incorporated into SH3:o

Just add one to the "rig for silent run" speech file. :up:
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 01:30 PM
Maybe they can be incorporated into SH3:o
Just add one to the "rig for silent run" speech file. :up:

:rotfl::rotfl::up:
Mush Martin
03-01-07, 09:50 PM
oh this is starting to remind me of the Hudson brothers saturday morning
variety show.

I think this will cover it.I actually think I got this off the general threads
here at subsim but I found it hilarious and saved a copy

alternat ending

A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"
LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible."
DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."
LUKE: "NO!"
DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?"
LUKE: "Threepio?"
DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old."
LUKE: "No."
DARTH VADER: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."
LUKE: "I worked hard on that moisture farm."
DARTH VADER: "What? Hauling buckets? I spent my childhood as a slave then *real* Jedi training, not 'a few days in the swamp with Yoda'."
LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"
DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"
LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."
DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. waahhh wahhh!'"
LUKE: "Shut up."
DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!"
LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"
DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor … 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine."
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!"
ReallyDedPoet
03-01-07, 09:54 PM
I actually think I got this off the general threads
here at subsim but I found it hilarious and saved a copy



and now so have I :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's what I'm talkin' about folks:up: