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Brag
02-26-07, 10:59 AM
Achtung, Kaleuns!
Ahead of its time, the Royal Navy has developed a new weapon!

Observe:

A.--The launch
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr356.jpg

B.--The weapon

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr363.jpg

A suicide depth charger :88)

Morts
02-26-07, 11:00 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

"tommy-charge":rotfl: :rotfl:

Sailor Steve
02-26-07, 11:48 AM
"Depth-Man!"

AVGWarhawk
02-26-07, 12:01 PM
What is the depth range of the Depth Charge Dummy?

Brag
02-26-07, 12:26 PM
What is the depth range of the Depth Charge Dummy?

If he's been fed American Lend-lease Navy beans he becomes a floater and the explosion is quite shallow.:gulp:

Rykaird
02-26-07, 12:36 PM
"The Human Hedgehog"?

AVGWarhawk
02-26-07, 12:37 PM
"The Human Hedgehog"?

LOL, that is a good one:up:

High Voltage
02-26-07, 01:05 PM
How insensitive,
think of his poor little pixelated family...:nope::nope:



;)

Saukko
02-26-07, 05:01 PM
Secret Weapon indeed, this is how they locate you.
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5581/subman15kx.jpg

Brag
02-26-07, 05:17 PM
Hey, Sauko
What a perfect addition ! :D

Sailor Steve
02-26-07, 05:35 PM
"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in..."

Penelope_Grey
02-26-07, 05:37 PM
Aww bless! poor little man! :hmm:

Morts
02-26-07, 05:41 PM
"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in..."
:rotfl: :rotfl:

"god D-it those "door to door sellers" wont even leave us alone below the waves:stare: "

Mr.Fleck
02-26-07, 05:43 PM
@Brag: You forgot step 0 (which should come before A): Infiltrate every boat with Bernards.

They thankfully open the hatch to let in some fresh air, pardon water, when Depth-Man is knocking!

Cheers!
Mr. Fleck

romelus
02-26-07, 05:49 PM
excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:

Morts
02-26-07, 05:53 PM
excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:
hes the guy we blame everything on that goes wrong like
blowing ballast in the harbor of gibraltar or while being hunted by a DD
all sorts of stupid stuff

Brag
02-26-07, 05:57 PM
excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:

Romelus, Bernard is in your boat. He drops spanners when silent running. He will fire torpedoes at wrong angles. He'll miss spotting that DD that will kill you. Anything that goes wrong is his fault. He also crashes into docks and turns the wrong way. :dead:

Penelope_Grey
02-26-07, 06:04 PM
In my boat, I have Brenda

Mush Martin
02-26-07, 06:07 PM
are your crew made up of feminazis?:arrgh!:

Penelope_Grey
02-26-07, 06:09 PM
Just remember - behind every great man is an even greater woman.... Can you imagine what Eva Braun must have been like?

AVGWarhawk
02-26-07, 06:36 PM
Secret Weapon indeed, this is how they locate you.
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5581/subman15kx.jpg




That is it.....the new secret weapon.....the sailor has a CAN OPENER in his hand!!! Those Swiss Army knives are awesome!!!

I wonder if Brenda can hear him opening up the boat:hmm:

Hey, were is that pink u-boat for Penelope?

Penelope_Grey
02-26-07, 07:21 PM
not very stealthy though is it?

AVGWarhawk
02-26-07, 07:25 PM
not very stealthy though is it?

Not really but the sailor is hoping this is a can of beans as he is tired of SPAM in the can;)

Mush Martin
02-26-07, 07:54 PM
Should we call him "BOB"?

Mush Martin
02-26-07, 07:55 PM
Secret Weapon indeed, this is how they locate you.




That is it.....the new secret weapon.....the sailor has a CAN OPENER in his hand!!! Those Swiss Army knives are awesome!!!

I wonder if Brenda can hear him opening up the boat:hmm:

Hey, were is that pink u-boat for Penelope?

Dont worry if nothing else the cat will hear it.

Brag
02-26-07, 08:04 PM
Bob the basserbomber? :lol:

AVGWarhawk
02-26-07, 08:15 PM
Secret Weapon indeed, this is how they locate you.




That is it.....the new secret weapon.....the sailor has a CAN OPENER in his hand!!! Those Swiss Army knives are awesome!!!

I wonder if Brenda can hear him opening up the boat:hmm:

Hey, were is that pink u-boat for Penelope?

Dont worry if nothing else the cat will hear it.


The dog came running also:hmm:

WilhelmSchulz.
02-26-07, 08:25 PM
mana-charge.:rotfl: