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NefariousKoel
02-24-07, 04:24 PM
I had to grab a camera and go take a shot of this piece of sh*t sitting in the parking lot at work today.

http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/12828/2004938118116337573_rs.jpg

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/10693/2004925777808966197_rs.jpg


Note the State Farm Insurance on what's left of the @ss end of it. I could even see between the wood "roof" on the right side directly into the interior. It had been raining all morning too. :lol:
U-533
02-24-07, 04:36 PM
Hey man some folks aint got money enough to buy a pick up that costs 15,000 to 70,000 Dollars.
:huh:
waste gate
02-24-07, 04:40 PM
I take a different look. I'd say necessity is the mother of invention.

Good on that fella for making the most of what he had available.

Its the kind of inovation that gave us Edison, Marconi, Ford, and Gates.
ASWnut101
02-24-07, 04:42 PM
Couldn't he have just took a chainsaw and cut off the rest of the roof? It would make a nice convertable.:yep:
loynokid
02-24-07, 05:19 PM
Couldn't he have just took a chainsaw and cut off the rest of the roof? It would make a nice convertable.:yep:

:rotfl:lol

edit - it would be like the cop car from smokey and the bandit
NefariousKoel
02-24-07, 05:25 PM
Hey man some folks aint got money enough to buy a pick up that costs 15,000 to 70,000 Dollars.
:huh:

LOL

A Redneck "Technical". Perhaps he should put a heavy weapon on a mount in the back.
gdogghenrikson
02-24-07, 06:46 PM
Hey man some folks aint got money enough to buy a pick up that costs 15,000 to 70,000 Dollars.
:huh:

LOL

A Redneck "Technical". Perhaps he should put a heavy weapon on a mount in the back.

don't forget that confederate flag!
Takeda Shingen
02-24-07, 06:51 PM
The real question: Will it pass inspection?
August
02-24-07, 08:12 PM
Note the State Farm Insurance on what's left of the @ss end of it. I could even see between the wood "roof" on the right side directly into the interior. It had been raining all morning too. :lol:

I mostly noticed the lack of license plates...
Einbaum
02-24-07, 08:17 PM
Maybe it's a poor woman's car...let's say she was beaten by her husband for 20 years, he stole everything from her and that's what she's left with. Maybe it's a poor students car. He works 2 jobs to pay for college and can't afford a real car because he doesn't have a rich daddy.

You shouldn't tease poor people that way....I find it vomit inducing, to say the least. Be happy with what you've got and that you're not in their situation. Hey, maybe you'll end up that way...if you do, tell me so I can come and laugh at you.

:roll:
waste gate
02-24-07, 08:20 PM
I know those people. They live in Al Capone's old house.
Camaero
02-24-07, 08:31 PM
That's an oldsmobile guys, it's how they come from the factory!
Bort
02-24-07, 10:43 PM
That's an oldsmobile guys, it's how they come from the factory!
And people wonder why GM shut that brand down!:rotfl:
NefariousKoel
02-25-07, 12:35 AM
Maybe it's a poor woman's car...let's say she was beaten by her husband for 20 years, he stole everything from her and that's what she's left with. Maybe it's a poor students car. He works 2 jobs to pay for college and can't afford a real car because he doesn't have a rich daddy.

You shouldn't tease poor people that way....I find it vomit inducing, to say the least. Be happy with what you've got and that you're not in their situation. Hey, maybe you'll end up that way...if you do, tell me so I can come and laugh at you.

:roll:
You don't have a clue do you?

I'm as poor as they come. I'll give you details if you only ask. And ask me for details since you're a defender of my kind.
..............

In the meantime, I was hoping to get a look at the driver, but I was too busy with customers when I noticed the door closing on the driver's side.

I was hoping for a mullet that could be considered a fire hazard in at least 14 States. I missed it. :x
Camaero
02-25-07, 02:01 AM
Maybe it's just a redneck that sits on his ass all day and leaches off of tax payers while he just gets drunk and makes babies?

It is a very stupid and moronic thing to get upset over this. If you can't laugh at an abomination like that car, then this world has gone straight to hell.
August
02-25-07, 02:05 AM
No plates, it's probably abandoned...
d@rk51d3
02-25-07, 03:15 AM
No plates, it's probably abandoned...


No, he's still making the plates.......... with tissue boxes and ice cream sticks.:rotfl:
MadMike
02-25-07, 07:51 AM
I woulda used a blue tarp and some duct tape... :D

an' fer music, this feller-

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/ReddenDeliverence.jpg

(Ding a ding, ding, ding...)

Yours, Mike
ASWnut101
02-25-07, 12:21 PM
I woulda used a blue tarp and some duct tape... :D

an' fer music, this feller-

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/ReddenDeliverence.jpg

(Ding a ding, ding, ding...)

Yours, Mike


:rotfl: :rotfl:
THE_MASK
02-26-07, 04:19 AM
These boys wont to know why yous are takin photos of there pickup truck ?

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8504/rednecksoo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
U-533
02-26-07, 05:57 AM
These boys wont to know why yous are takin photos of there pickup truck ?

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8504/rednecksoo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey!... That one one the right looks just like my twin brother... and... omg the other one does too.
bookworm_020
02-26-07, 04:28 PM
Direct from the shallow end of the gene pool, when brothers are cousin's as well!:D
U-533
02-26-07, 05:32 PM
Well now that I look closer the one on the left looks more like my sister.......
Einbaum
02-26-07, 07:43 PM
Maybe it's just a redneck that sits on his ass all day and leaches off of tax payers while he just gets drunk and makes babies?

It is a very stupid and moronic thing to get upset over this. If you can't laugh at an abomination like that car, then this world has gone straight to hell.

I find it's the opposite. Only imbeciles and small minded people laugh at other peoples misfortune. :up:
ASWnut101
02-26-07, 08:07 PM
What if they WANT their car like that?:hmm:
Camaero
02-26-07, 09:57 PM
Maybe it's just a redneck that sits on his ass all day and leaches off of tax payers while he just gets drunk and makes babies?

It is a very stupid and moronic thing to get upset over this. If you can't laugh at an abomination like that car, then this world has gone straight to hell.

I find it's the opposite. Only imbeciles and small minded people laugh at other peoples misfortune. :up:

Oh I agree, but I am not laughing at anyones misfortune, but at their handiwork. :up: