Verdammt - I don't want to be last again!

[danlisa]

Shamless self promotion ahead - be warned.:rotfl:

Well, more of a plea really & underhand tactics.;)

Neal, has opened the voting for this months Skipper of the Month.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=106181

This is open to all members old & new. Please vote.

Now, all my fellow nominees are good guy's and all deserve to win....however,

Underhand tactics are coming now....;)

In no particular order.....

JScones - well he's only been nominated because of the excellent SH3Cmdr program he built. Now come on, this program has been available for ages and everytime there is an update he gets huge amounts of praise from everyone. So he does not need any further ego stroking.:p

Bigboywooly - now, BBW is a brilliantly helpful guy. With all questions regarding to GWX, Cmdr, Patches or Campaign work he will go out of his way to help. Can't fault him. However, what you don't know is that he's only trying to increase his post count, this is why he is so eager to get an answer in to any problem.:rotfl:Oh, and if you live near him in the UK, have you ever had any mail go missing?? Might be worth asking BBW about it.;)

Sailor Steve - This bloke is too perfect. Always friendly, funny & knowledgeable. So on this basis alone I don't feel he should win. Besides, he doesn't want recognition for the good deeds that he does around the forum. Yes, he's that nice.:D

Luftwolf - I'm afraid I can't say much about him as I have never come across him in this forum. Must be DW. However, he is the underdog, much as I am, so more power to him. Maybe when the big names are out of the way, we'll have a chance then mate.:yep:

Ok, why should you vote for me?

Apart from the above reasons not to vote for the others......

I know where you live.:stare:
Besides, how many sigs have I made for people?

Blackmail aside:rotfl:, I may have alienated some good friends here but this is pollitics.

Vote For Me!
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=106181

:o
That was fun:p

Dan

[Linavitch]

Will vote in return for beer. (make sure it's northern beer though)

(works with Dim Libs cos they're desperate for votes too)

[Kpt. Kozloff]

Dan, you're crazy man! This is so funny i nearly fell off the chair!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I enjoyed it so much i might even vote for you! :up:

[Dowly]

I voted for you. ;)

[Foghladh_mhara]

Well i'm a new guy so i may vote for you just to feel included

[Foghladh_mhara]

well hot damn. Just been upgraded from bilge rat to nub! I will vote for you!!!!!:D

[danlisa]

Thank you people, keep them coming.

Even if you don't know who I am, VOTE ANYWAY.:p

@ Linavitch,

Don't know about Northern beer but we have some very good/strong Cornish beer.:yep:

[bigboywooly]

:hmm:
You are never far away from a post office Dan
We reach everywhere mate

Expect a visit in the early hours

:arrgh!:

[Sailor Steve]

Well, given the high praise you gave to the rest of us, I guess there's only one guy I can vote for.


My vote goes to........................






























Chuck Norris!:rotfl:

[Ducimus]

http://agroman.bitacoras.com/chuck_norris_age_49.jpg

[Brag]

I'm going to be coy and wait for the bribes :smug:.

[Mush Martin]

( and here in North America we know to watch out for posties , we even
call it going postal here )

we have heard of these underhanded tactics and we want you to
know we are not offended or upset we approve the use of underhanded
tactics we're Englishmen after all............................................... ...

we know where your dog goes to school vote for (BBW) :arrgh!:

[Der Schatten]

Hmmmm, we can get a sig for a vote?:hmm:

[Ducimus]

To me, this thread is a sign:
http://www.eastvillageradio.com/gfx/pics/shows/18.jpg

:88) :88)

[Linavitch]

@ Linavitch,

Don't know about Northern beer but we have some very good/strong Cornish beer.:yep:

In my experiance southern beer is always flat and horrible.

But it was a funny post and worth a vote ( If I can reach the magical 50 posts )

[JScones]

:o I've actually been nominated? Geez, just goes to show how often I venture outside of the SH3 forums. :rotfl:

Thanks guys. :oops:

JScones - well he's only been nominated because of the excellent SH3Cmdr program he built. Now come on, this program has been available for ages and everytime there is an update he gets huge amounts of praise from everyone. So he does not need any further ego stroking.:p

Trust me mate, that is NOT the case. Or if it is, such posts are lost behind the "SH3Cmdr has demagnetised my fridge magnets" ones. ;)

And what about JSGME? Huh? :stare:

And what about the wonderful GWX and GWX 1.02 installers? Huh? :stare:

:rotfl:

Good luck mate. :up:

Just remember I will be writing the next GWX patch's installer. So how forgiving is it gonna be?

[stabiz]

LOL, Dan, now I regret not voting for you!:rotfl:

This is the best campaign trick ever!:up:

[robbo180265]

Can we have a thread like this every month - it's brilliant!

Got my vote Dan:up:

[Ducimus]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/p/popularity_contest.asp :D

[Der Schatten]

So.......THATS what happened to my fridge magnets! It WAS right after I downloaded SHCommander! Ah-ha!

[bookworm_020]

I'm a polling official for the Elections here in Australia, so trying to buy me off is a crimal offence.:nope:

You have been warned!!!:stare:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[High Voltage]

I'm a polling official for the Elections here in Australia, so trying to buy me off is a crimal offence.:nope:

You have been warned!!!:stare:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You, you're not German???:o:o:o


AAAAllllllAAAAARRRM!!!
;)

[TarJak]

This thread is worht a vote! :rotfl: Last time I checked you were close to the lead too!

[HunterICX]

:D ow ffs danlisa,

I nearly didnt vote for you because in IL2 online you bloody send Lisa after us!

but that event when u where pissed drunk was worth a vote :rotfl:

[danlisa]

:roll: Even with that masterpiece, I'm still not doing very well.:cry:

[melnibonian]

:roll: Even with that masterpiece, I'm still not doing very well.:cry:
You need to put the bar a bit higher mate. Offer women, money, drugs, mods, tips for GWX they should do the trick;) :p :rotfl: :rotfl:

[danlisa]

You need to put the bar a bit higher mate. Offer women, money, drugs, mods, tips for GWX they should do the trick;) :p :rotfl: :rotfl:
I WILL not sink to BBW's level.:p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Morts]

You need to put the bar a bit higher mate. Offer women, money, drugs, mods, tips for GWX they should do the trick;) :p :rotfl: :rotfl:
I WILL not sink to BBW's level.:p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl:

[melnibonian]

You need to put the bar a bit higher mate. Offer women, money, drugs, mods, tips for GWX they should do the trick;) :p :rotfl: :rotfl:
I WILL not sink to BBW's level.:p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
You just positioned the bar higher mate:o That's what some people might call 'Dirty Campaign';) I just call it politics:p :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Hey Dan...leak a few secrets about the next GWX release like the playable Biber and type XX111 and the inflatable Doenitz doll...that oughta do the trick :arrgh!:
:rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Hey Dan...leak a few secrets about the next GWX release like the playable Biber and type XX111 and the inflatable Doenitz doll...that oughta do the trick :arrgh!:
:rotfl:

u forgot to mention the blow up sheep, so the sailors can feed the urge for lovvvveeee...:rotfl:

[Morts]

Hey Dan...leak a few secrets about the next GWX release like the playable Biber and type XX111 and the inflatable Doenitz doll...that oughta do the trick :arrgh!:
:rotfl:

u forgot to mention the blow up sheep, so the sailors can feed the urge for lovvvveeee...:rotfl:

EEEEWWWWWW:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Hey Dan...leak a few secrets about the next GWX release like the playable Biber and type XX111 and the inflatable Doenitz doll...that oughta do the trick :arrgh!:
:rotfl:

u forgot to mention the blow up sheep, so the sailors can feed the urge for lovvvveeee...:rotfl:

The sheep are reserved for us beta testers Hunter....so I didn't think it wise to come clean about them :oops:
:rotfl:

[bigboywooly]

:stare: :nope:

[danlisa]

@ BBW

ROFLMAO :rotfl::rotfl::arrgh!:

This campaign is not working though.:nope:

[bigboywooly]

Thats because you cant offer them GWX 1.02A
No warships at all from allied countries except trawlers
Every merchant is over 10,000 tons

The only aircraft are Biplanes with no guns

:rotfl:

[danlisa]

Could if I wanted too - pblffhttt:p

LOL, this is turning childish. Oh, goodie.

JS, stop lurking.;) I can see you.

[bigboywooly]

lol
Jaeson might have something for you to test

Is the auto uninstaller ready JS ?

:rotfl:

[danlisa]

:o - He's replying.

Everybody Kneel;)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Wait for it, wait for it...........

[Jimbuna]

:o - He's replying.

Everybody Kneel;)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Wait for it, wait for it...........

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[JScones]

<sits back in deckchair with hand full of popcorn> I'm just happy to watch the Heckle and Jeckle show. :rotfl:

Yes, dan, I have something for you to test. Just ignore the "This programme will format your hard drive, are you sure you wish to continue?" message, it's just, um, a placeholder message, yes that's it. :yep:

BTW VOTE 1 JSCONES!!!:rock: :rock:

(remember who got you all going with GWX Patch 1.02 :up: )


:rotfl:

[danlisa]

BAM, he enters with a killer blow.:D

And, guy's before you rush and vote for JScones, he's not joking.

The next person who has any trouble with SH3Cmdr/GWX installers or JSGME will be asked to d/l a small utility to check files and BOOM, HDD wiped and a POPUP telling you are a nOOb.

:rotfl::arrgh!::rotfl:

j/k

[bigboywooly]

Thats not such a bad idea

well from you at any rate

:rotfl:

[HunterICX]

BAM, he enters with a killer blow.:D

And, guy's before you rush and vote for JScones, he's not joking.

The next person who has any trouble with SH3Cmdr/GWX installers or JSGME will be asked to d/l a small utility to check files and BOOM, HDD wiped and a POPUP telling you are a nOOb.

:rotfl::arrgh!::rotfl:

j/k


he's not that hard,

if he doesnt win the vote, he releases the GWX NAVY DUDE MOD under the name of GWX patch 1.02

this will make ur sub pink, sailors will look extremly gay. and ur grammophone is full of ''village People Latest Hit'' records

and the crew has a fatigue that faints in a matter of seconds and say for example in the Torpedo, Engine compartments ''I,m not going to get my hand dirrty, and no I will not use my prada gloves to pick that dirrty looking thing up!'' and in the command office , they are just even worse, they keep on grabbing eachother by the ass so all the calculations for TDC and navigition has a huge delay!

chance of making it till 1945 -100% (yes u read it right MINUS)

[Morts]

BAM, he enters with a killer blow.:D

And, guy's before you rush and vote for JScones, he's not joking.

The next person who has any trouble with SH3Cmdr/GWX installers or JSGME will be asked to d/l a small utility to check files and BOOM, HDD wiped and a POPUP telling you are a nOOb.

:rotfl::arrgh!::rotfl:

j/k


he's not that hard,

if he doesnt win the vote, he releases the GWX NAVY DUDE MOD under the name of GWX patch 1.02

this will make ur sub pink, sailors will look extremly gay. and ur grammophone is full of ''village People Latest Hit'' records

and the crew has a fatigue that faints in a matter of seconds and say for example in the Torpedo, Engine compartments ''I,m not going to get my hand dirrty, and no I will not use my prada gloves to pick that dirrty looking thing up!'' and in the command office , they are just even worse, they keep on grabbing eachother by the ass so all the calculations for TDC and navigition has a huge delay!

chance of making it till 1945 -100% (yes u read it right MINUS)
so he will be releasing a mod based on how you act and look?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

j/k:up: