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Letum
02-06-07, 03:20 AM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/U534-German-Uboat-Genuine-Oil-In-A-Tube_W0QQitemZ330084008253QQihZ014QQcategoryZ10615 4QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


I cant see why anyone would want this! :rotfl:

They should try selling "u-boat barnacles" or "U-boat rust"as well!
Chaotic42
02-06-07, 04:46 AM
I don't know, maybe if you're a serious sub-buff, or if you had family that served on board a German Sub. I could see it.
Letum
02-06-07, 05:07 AM
I don't know, maybe if you're a serious sub-buff, or if you had family that served on board a German Sub. I could see it.

It's oil ffs!
STEED
02-06-07, 05:17 AM
Authentic U-Boat Oil, yea right come on. :shifty:
The Avon Lady
02-06-07, 05:18 AM
Somehow reminds me of:

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5130/21767760av0.jpg
Kapitan_Phillips
02-06-07, 05:20 AM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
The Avon Lady
02-06-07, 05:22 AM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
At US$4 a can, this is nothing to laugh at. :nope:

;)
STEED
02-06-07, 05:23 AM
Somehow reminds me of:

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5130/21767760av0.jpg

How much? Give me, give me.

NOT. :rotfl:
Gizzmoe
02-06-07, 05:37 AM
"ingredients: 70% Pure Jerusalem Air 22% Tel Aviv Sea Breeze 17% Eilat Dry Air"
http://www.pongo.co.il/israelijewgifts2.asp

:hmm: :lol:
Letum
02-06-07, 05:47 AM
Bwahaha!

Holy Air!

Thats the limit! :D
Konovalov
02-06-07, 07:55 AM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/U534-German-Uboat-Genuine-Oil-In-A-Tube_W0QQitemZ330084008253QQihZ014QQcategoryZ10615 4QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


I cant see why anyone would want this! :rotfl:

They should try selling "u-boat barnacles" or "U-boat rust"as well!

For that complete Silent Hunter III experience perhaps. :hmm: When a depth charge hits close by perhaps you could splash a bit of that authentic u-boat oil over your keyboard or monitor. :o
flintlock
02-06-07, 11:12 AM
It's oil ffs!Oil or otherwise, it's still a piece of history. Many history buffs or other enthusiasts would love to have Genuine U534 lube oil, extracted from a tank onboard U534 after nearly fifty years beneath the sea. Although it reads that it comes with a certificate of authenticity, I don't believe it for a minute. It's likely oil extracted from someone's little 4-stroke Honda outboard motor. :)
Sailor Steve
02-06-07, 12:33 PM
One of the characters in Peanuts once came up with a get-rich scheme: Just mix this powder with water and voila! Instant Water!
STEED
02-06-07, 02:11 PM
Couple of years ago a former worker I knew tried to sell a pair of used underpants with a hole in them from all the farting he done, he got a bid of £300 but ebay pulled the plug. :roll:
bookworm_020
02-06-07, 05:33 PM
Someone sold three bottles of wind from hurricane Katrina on Ebay. It went for $3.50:o Proof that there is a fool for anything.

The Australian Secuirty and Investment Commision (ASIC) runs a bunch of ad's every April fool's for Jellyfish farms and other crazy idea's. The same phone number is listed in each advert, which leads them the the ASIC investor help line, so they can be told that there a fool! They keep track on which avert works best. The Jellyfish beats the funnelweb spider breeding program by a 3% margin!
nikimcbee
02-07-07, 12:24 AM
Somehow reminds me of:

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5130/21767760av0.jpg

Is that dolphin free holy air? I need atleast 50% dolphin in my holy air:yep:
The Avon Lady
02-07-07, 02:02 AM
[quote=The Avon Lady]Is that dolphin free holy air? I need atleast 50% dolphin in my holy air:yep:
Yep, packed in Uboat oil.
flintlock
02-07-07, 02:06 AM
Yeah OK, but is it packaged by hand?
The Avon Lady
02-07-07, 02:08 AM
Yeah OK, but is it packaged by hand?
Yes, those dolphins put up quite a fight when you try pressing them into the cans.
STEED
02-07-07, 07:26 AM
Watch out AL Greenpeace is about. :lol:
Letum
02-07-07, 08:48 AM
http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/origami.jpg
The Avon Lady
02-07-07, 11:53 AM
Watch out AL Greenpeace is about. :lol:
How much would we be willing to pay for a can with a piece of them inside! :p
STEED
02-07-07, 12:49 PM
Watch out AL Greenpeace is about. :lol:
How much would we be willing to pay for a can with a piece of them inside! :p

Direct hit on the green lobby, the only question is did they notice?

Should be in the clear after 5 minutes.

4 minutes and 11 seconds to go. :lol:
nikimcbee
02-07-07, 11:31 PM
Watch out AL Greenpeace is about. :lol:

Not to change the thread, we were having dinner one night, when there was a knock at the door. Who would dare disturb dinnertime??? Why, 2 people evangelizing (sp) for Greenpeace!:shifty: We invited them in for BBQ dolphin steaks we JUST put on the grill.;)

They turned around and walked away.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: