The New Bernard

[Grey_Raven75]

Decided to just make a thread out of this. We should probably decide now, before the game hits the shelves. Does Bernard make the transfer to the US Navy or do we have a new recruit? I vote Parker.

[Iron Budokan]

Well, I don't like Dinsdale because it's too English sounding. Bernard has his roots in SH3 and it wouldn't be right to move him to the Pacific, imo. I picked George, he has the mental image of a big dumb roly-poly bumbling inept fool. You know...like Bernard. :rotfl:

[flyingdane]

Can't say for sure, "BUT NO BANARD"....ON My Boat Thats IT!!!:down:

[Tigrone]

Wasn't Kilroy here first?

[USS Sea Tiger]

Dident he have a brother, Bernard

sort of like "Hi, I am larry,, and this is my brother Larry, and my other brother larry."



If not,,, thenKilroy sounds great by me!

[Polak]

Ya, Ya, Bernard Ensign Parker, does it really matter?
My question is where is the red triangle??;):/\\k:

[Sailor Steve]

Of course I voted for Parker, because I first suggested him a long time ago. That said, George isn't bad. Dinsdale is British. Kilroy was too cool to be stupid; after all, he was everywhere in the war.

It should be a last name, since all US sailors have their last names stencilled on their shirts and are always called by last names.

[GakunGak]

Of course I voted for Parker, because I first suggested him a long time ago. That said, George isn't bad. Dinsdale is British. Kilroy was too cool to be stupid; after all, he was everywhere in the war.

It should be a last name, since all US sailors have their last names stencilled on their shirts and are always called by last names.
In that case:
1. Jackson
2. Buckman
3. Lovacelli
4. Parker
5. Sylversterson
Pick one....
Oh, wait, you already did...:rotfl:

[Sulikate]

I'd like to "keep" our old friend Bernard :know:

[LZ_Baker]

Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001705/): Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
Seaman Buckman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0132637/): [tasting contents of can] What's the matter sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001705/): Except it's - DEVILED HAM!
Seaman Buckman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0132637/): Now that would be a problem.

[GakunGak]

Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001705/): Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
Seaman Buckman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0132637/): [tasting contents of can] What's the matter sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001705/): Except it's - DEVILED HAM!
Seaman Buckman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0132637/): Now that would be a problem.
Never ceases to amaze me...
I could watch it over million times and still find it funny....:rotfl:

[Shaffer4]

Actually... Parker is good... Used to work with a Parker... "Stupid Fat Parker! Get in that Torpedo Tube!!!"... Not that he was/is stupid and fat. Just that he called everything "Stupid Fat _______" thus, this became his moniker.. :hmm:

[Gildor]

Murphy!!

Murphy's Law. If something can go wrong, it will.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy's_law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law)

[Mush Martin]

Murphy!!

Murphy's Law. If something can go wrong, it will.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy's_law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law)


Yeah My vote is for murphy.

MM

[Safe-Keeper]

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone;)?

[hobnailboot]

Bernard has done a fantastic job at getting me into all sorts of bother. He should be sent on a top secret mission to join the US Navy:arrgh!:. Any volunteeers to drop him off at New York:lol:

[GakunGak]

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone;)?
Maybe Brad Stepanak, a total morale crusher?:smug:

[NEON DEON]

I would have to say that I believe Parker is a much bigger screw up.:D

Parker also belongs in the Pacific.:up:

Bernard needs to hang out in the Channel where he belongs!;)

[TheSatyr]

Got to be Parker...he was the perfect screw up. Even when he did something right,it was because he accidentaly did something right.

[DaMaGe007]

I believe Bernard was chosen as the doofus due to the fact that there was a bernard charactor in the sh3 game. It seems a bit silly to choose a name for the US Doofus before we get the game and find out if there is a parker, dinsdale ect in the game.

[Sailor Steve]

How exactly was there a "Bernard character" in the game? Dowly gave his screenshot that name for reasons of his own; he may have even picked it at random. Personally I think the whole thing is silly anyway; I suggested Parker because I hate Dinsdale (but not because he's British).

[DaMaGe007]

There is a crew member named bernard as one of the officers or sailors you can assign, first I remember seeing it referenced, was in a patrol log written as a story.

so I just made the connection, I could be wrong.

My vote goes to Gilligan btw...

[AVGWarhawk]

Every navy has it's Bernard. I think Bernard should stay. Although "Scooter" could be a good one!

[rasmus1896]

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone;)?

i have see the movie too, pretty funny
i think buckman **** his pants when he pooed like a bomb

[GakunGak]

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone;)?

i have see the movie too, pretty funny
i think buckman **** his pants when he pooed like a bomb
Almost sounded like an explosion...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Elder-Pirate]

My vote goes to Gilligan btw...


Gilligan, now there was a NUT and a goofus. :rotfl: Would have voted for him if he were on the list. Heck he's even got experience in ship wrecks.:lol: :arrgh!:


Speaking of goofs wasn't it the "Pink Submarine" where they sunk a truck on the BEACH with a torpedo? :rotfl: Who fired that one ??

[LZ_Baker]

The clueless nurse hit the fire button. I love that part of the movie. "We just sunk a truck, lets get the ******* outta here!" :lol:

Oh yea, it was Opperation Petticoat

[GakunGak]

Operation Petticoat is teh EXACT movie name???:ping:
Gotta check out that....

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, that's the exact name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/
The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here".

Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones.

[GakunGak]

Yes, that's the exact name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/
The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here".

Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones.
Hilarious movie, but nowhere to download it...:dead:

[Elder-Pirate]

Been a long time (1959/60? ) since I've seen that movie ( Palace theater Gary, Indiana )

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/oleman/OperationPetticoat.jpg



USN Ships--USS Balao (SS-285) -- (http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-usn/usnsh-b/ss285-k.htm)The color used was pink, in honor of Balao's starring role as the "pink submarine" in the 1959 motion picture "Operation Petticoat".


Yeah I know, http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/oleman/ontopic1.gif

[NEON DEON]

Since no one got more than 50 % of the vote maybee their should be a runoff between Parker and Bernard:D

:huh: :dead: :roll: :hmm:

[GakunGak]

Since no one got more than 50 % of the vote maybee their should be a runoff between Parker and Bernard:D

:huh: :dead: :roll: :hmm:
What is this, a presidential elections?:rotfl:
I agree...
Poor Buckman, he's gonna fart again when he learns that he lost...:smug:

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, that's the exact name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/
The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here".

Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones.
Hilarious movie, but nowhere to download it...:dead:
Download? As in get it for free? As in steal it?

Go rent it, and if you like it then buy it.

[GT182]

How about throwing in Johnson..... as in Raymond J Johnson from the old tv commercial? "You can call me Ray, you can call me J, but ya doesn't have ta call me Johnson."

[GakunGak]

Yes, that's the exact name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/
The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here".

Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones.
Hilarious movie, but nowhere to download it...:dead:
Download? As in get it for free? As in steal it?

Go rent it, and if you like it then buy it.
There's NO PLACE IN SERBIA & MONTENEGRO TO BUY THIS MOVIE, AS THE SAME GOES FOR OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!
So, my only option is to "get" it this way...:ping:

[NEON DEON]

Since no one got more than 50 % of the vote maybee their should be a runoff between Parker and Bernard:D

:huh: :dead: :roll: :hmm:
What is this, a presidential elections?:rotfl:
I agree...
Poor Buckman, he's gonna fart again when he learns that he lost...:smug:

LOL! :lol:

I wonder what would happen if you put Bernard, Buckman, and Parker on the the same boat?:huh: :huh: :huh:

[GakunGak]

Since no one got more than 50 % of the vote maybee their should be a runoff between Parker and Bernard:D

:huh: :dead: :roll: :hmm:
What is this, a presidential elections?:rotfl:
I agree...
Poor Buckman, he's gonna fart again when he learns that he lost...:smug:

LOL! :lol:

I wonder what would happen if you put Bernard, Buckman, and Parker on the the same boat?:huh: :huh: :huh:
The same what happened to Scorpion and Thresher...:cry:

[Sulikate]

Since no one got more than 50 % of the vote maybee their should be a runoff between Parker and Bernard:D

:huh: :dead: :roll: :hmm:
I agree:arrgh!:

[GakunGak]

Since no one got more than 50 % of the vote maybee their should be a runoff between Parker and Bernard:D

:huh: :dead: :roll: :hmm:
I agree:arrgh!:
M2!

[DaMaGe007]

What if he was called Bernard Parker, then people could use both ! :lol:

[Elder-Pirate]

What if he was called Bernard Parker, then people could use both ! :lol:


Now that should be a winner eh people? :up:

Why not give it a try?

Need your thoughts Skippers. :yep:

[GakunGak]

Nah, Parker is ok, since he has the most votes....

[Biggles]

I took Dinsdale as an old Python fan....but I have to say, that I personaly think that if we need a Python name, we should take Mr. Gumby!

[NEON DEON]

I took Dinsdale as an old Python fan....but I have to say, that I personaly think that if we need a Python name, we should take Mr. Gumby!


No, no, it's much too perilous! :roll: :roll: :roll:

[NEON DEON]

Gee. Only 77 votes in 2 weeks.

Looks like Parker is going to win.:D

Just as well. I do not think Bernard could handle Hula Girls.;)

[Elder-Pirate]

Gee. Only 77 votes in 2 weeks.

Looks like Parker is going to win.:D

Just as well. I do not think Bernard could handle Hula Girls.;)

Hehe, they'ed probably beat the stuffing out of him. :rotfl:

[WilhelmSchulz.]

I have to say Buckman. Being the screwup in Down pericope. :rotfl:

[GakunGak]

He was not alone... Remember Stepanek and Sylvesterson with him and Lt. Lake's bra & panties?:rock:

[Subnuts]

Mush.

That guy's gonna get somebody killed someday.

[GakunGak]

Mush.

That guy's gonna get somebody killed someday.

Oh, good. Our chaplain has arrived...:rotfl:

[NEON DEON]

Mush.

That guy's gonna get somebody killed someday.

Oh, good. Our chaplain has arrived...:rotfl:

Chaplain?;)

Looks more like brokeback mountain underwater.;)

[GakunGak]

Mush.

That guy's gonna get somebody killed someday.

Oh, good. Our chaplain has arrived...:rotfl:

Chaplain?;)

Looks more like brokeback mountain underwater.;)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good one!:up: