Bernard in SHIV!

[Nokia]

Since Bernard now has joined the US Navy i decided to make a thread where everybody can post pictures of Bernard being Bernard in SH4 and why not in SH3 too.

Well i'll got a pic i made in like 10 min and i'll make more tomorrow.
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9525/untitled2tu3.jpg

If you don't know the idea of the pic read
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=407221&posted=1#post407221

[hyperion2206]

Hmmm, I thought the American version of "Bernard" is going to be called "Dinsdale".:hmm:

[Nokia]

Well then you can post pics with Bernard or Dinsdale.

[GakunGak]

Why not Steve or Mike?
No, I got it! George...:rotfl:

[Elder-Pirate]

Why not Steve or Mike?
No, I got it! George...:rotfl:

You mean George up on the hill in that big 'white house' ? Yep good canidate.:rotfl:

[GakunGak]

Why not Steve or Mike?
No, I got it! George...:rotfl:

You mean George up on the hill in that big 'white house' ? Yep good canidate.:rotfl:
Could do... Why not make a pool of domestic politians and chose the one of most votes?
Nah, too early...:|\\ :smug:

[Sailor Steve]

Hmmm, I thought the American version of "Bernard" is going to be called "Dinsdale".:hmm:
Dinsdale was British, thank you.

Why not Steve...
HEY!:p

My vote still goes to Parker.

[GakunGak]

Ok, then, why not Buckman, the cook from Down Periscope?

[azn_132]

Ok, then, why not Buckman, the cook from Down Periscope?

U watched that movie? I luv that movie but never watch it for some time cuz I rarely go to my family-owned video store.(also have lots of WW2 movies too.).

[GakunGak]

Notice my sig...:smug:

[Boris]

Why restrict ourselves to an idiot onboard. Let's also have a cook with special abilities... and we could call him something like...hmm, I don't know... Ryback?

[NEON DEON]

Hmmm, I thought the American version of "Bernard" is going to be called "Dinsdale".:hmm:
Dinsdale was British, thank you.

Why not Steve...
HEY!:p

My vote still goes to Parker.

Ensign Charles (Chuck) Parker of the PT 73?:D

Oh heck yeah!:up:

[Safe-Keeper]

Germany: Bernard.
Britain: Dinsdale.
US: Parker.

[Hueywolf123]

Yes, my vote goes to Parker, as in Ensign Parker of Mchales Navy fame.

[GakunGak]

Still, I strongly reccomend these folks:
http://www.unclebubby.com/wav/down_periscope.htm

[Richard Zapp]

Ensign Parker gets my vote.
:up:

[GakunGak]

Ok, then, Parker it is...
So, who's gonna make it official?:smug:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Notice my sig...:smug:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Prepare to Dive!"
"...does he mean...underwater?"

[GakunGak]

Notice my sig...:smug:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Prepare to Dive!"
"...does he mean...underwater?"
Rear Admiral Yancy Graham (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001136/): Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
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Lt. Comd. Dodge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001288/): Oh gee. Now I've gone and done it, ruined my career.
Captain Carl Knox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000513/): [Reading a radio message] Apparently not. This is just in from COMSUBLANT. You're to report to Norfolk immediately... to take command of your own submarine.
Lt. Comd. Dodge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001288/): That's not funny.
Captain Carl Knox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000513/): No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice.
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Seaman Nitro 'Mike' (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0403947/): Radio's workin' like a swiss... car.
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Lt. Comd. Dodge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001288/): Hearing anything unusual, Sonar?
"Sonar" Lovacelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005558/): Uh, nothing much, sir. Buckman's eating an Oreo up in the galley... Stepanak's taking a leak.
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"Sonar" Lovacelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005558/): [Whispering, and pointing straight up] Sir, it's the Orlando. Someone just dropped 45 cents.
Lt. Comd. Dodge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001288/): Are you sure?
"Sonar" Lovacelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005558/): Oh, yeah. A quarter and 2 dimes.
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Now how 'bout that?:arrgh!: :arrgh!: :arrgh!: :arrgh!:

[baggygreen]

god i love that movie:up:

[Sailor Steve]

Ensign Charles (Chuck) Parker of the PT 73?:D

Oh heck yeah!:up:
Tim Conway pretty much personified the kind of screw-up we're talking about. David Alan Grier was pretty good too; just about the only good thing in that awful remake movie.

[Gildor]

The SHIV version of Bernard should be ... MURPHY!

As in Murphy's Law. If something can go wrong it will.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy's_law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law)

[Captain Krunch]

For those of us who have not played SH3 and so have not taken part in the SH3 forums, could someone explain the history behind Bernard and how he came to be?

[_Seth_]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

Here is the first time Bernard appear. He is the guy to blame for anything that goes wrong. Examples; Crash diving in shallow waters is typically Bernard's fault.. If you suddenly is rammed by a DD, Bernard is probably on watch duty.. and so on... He is the "Gomer Pyle" of the kriegsmarine..:up:

[DrMilton]

Indeed... the first woman i ever saw in a submarine. Anyone knows if any country has women in subs (serving as officers i mean) :arrgh!:

[flintlock]

The Royal Norwegian Navy became the first navy in the world to appoint a female submarine captain.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_warfare_(1945-1999) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_warfare_%281945-1999%29)

[DrMilton]

So, I suppose that captain's quarters in Norwegian subs are nothing like the ones in my VIIC... :rotfl:

[TheSatyr]

It HAS to be Parker...I will accept nothing else...:lol:

[Nokia]

Well then everybody can uppload pictures of Parker screwing things up.

[GakunGak]

Not only pictures, but videos too!:up:

[TheSatyr]

Still vaguely remembers the episode were Ensign Parker shoots down Cpt Binghampton, (spelling?),their base commander, while the Cpt was using an airplane to spy on the PT 73 crew. For some odd reason Parker thought it was a Japanese plane...what was even odder was that he actually hit it.

Binghampton was not amused...heh.