Things and people I should be able to machine gun

[Subnuts]

Small children: Extremely precocious and annoying. Also, liable to give away my sub's position if the enemy bribes them with lollipops.

Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort.

Japanese merchant sailors: Just like Allied merchantmen, but apparently ruthless, bloodthirsty, and evil.

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?

Empty lifeboats: Just like machine gunning a full lifeboat, except without the attendant morality issues.

Anybody who's skin is yellower than mine: They bombed us first and I can do whatever I want to them.

Inflatable liferafts: Just because the sound of air escaping from them is funny.

Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday! :dead:

Oil barrels: Again, what kind of game is this if I can't shoot random oil barrels and make them explode?

My own crew: They might think I'm insane when they see me killing everything in the water.

Dead bodies: May cause a danger to navigation if I don't sink them.

Tiger sharks: May kill survivors in the water before I can get at them.

B-29s loaded with incendiary bombs: It's not fair that they get to kill more unarmed people than I do.

Allied Prisoners of War: If i machine gun them, it will send a powerful message not to be taken prisoner by the Japanese.

Survivors of other Allied subs who were aboard ships I'd sunk: If I don't kill every last one of those SOBs, they'll just go back home and say I sunk them. I can't allow them to sully my career!

Icebergs: After the Titanic, there can be no option except absolute surrender.

The future cast of Invasion of the Neptune Men: You ever see that thing? The battle scene just goes on and on and on... Even Mike and the Bots couldn't save that thing!

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

[Boris]

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

[Dowly]

:rotfl:@Yoko One...

[fire-fox]

what the hell is this? a score card for the us armed servises patented "frendly fire"!:shifty: :mad:

[Crow]

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

Is she still alive :huh: , what is she now? 208 years old :doh:

[Fat Bhoy Tim]

Death Race 1945? :|\\

[Safe-Keeper]

Do I smell parody (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=104999):rotfl:?

[Torplexed]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the tommy gun in cheek humour. Besides any post that mentions Mike and the 'bots has gotta rock. :rock:

[Safe-Keeper]

Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Patboot]

"Grand Theft Submarine:Marianas expansion Pack "?

[Safe-Keeper]

Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday! :dead::rotfl:x10!

[Hartmann]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Also we need a medikits floating in the water to recovery hull damage %, torpedoes , and steroids for fatiged crew.

And very important, i want shot down seagulls, it´s an important part of the boat meals

[Safe-Keeper]

Yeah, and screw renown, everyone knows upgraded engines, weapons, and the like are hidden throughout the theatre and can be recovered by flying through them.

Right, Luke:roll:?
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2001/gamecube/roguesquadron2/roguesquadron2_screen004.jpg

I think the best batteries in the game are hidden under the keel of the Yamato, recoverable only if you can sneak past her escorts and get under her - before she is sunk by the Allies.

[Sailor Steve]

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:
More like just silly.:up:

Also we need a medikits floating in the water to recovery hull damage %, torpedoes , and steroids for fatiged crew.
Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

[Onkel Neal]

Subnuts, if you wrote that, you are genius. Thanks for the laughs :yep:

[Subnuts]

I can't believe all those people who are saying they'd fire upon armed soldiers in the water. I mean, they're just conscripts who've been brainwashed into believing everything their emperor says! Give them a chance! :shifty:

I should also be able to machine gun:

Everyone involved in the Manhattan Project: $3 billion for a bomb that kills 100,000 people? Pfft. Give me some BARs and a couple of twin 40MMs and I'll show those prissy boys how it's done.

Franklin Roosevelt: That miserable bastard won't even dance. I think he's a commie too.

My own torpedoes: I should be able to blow up my own torpedoes just in case I change my mind and want to use my guns on the enemy.

The "Japs": I don't know who they is, but I hear they's nasty and I think they related!

[NEON DEON]

Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

Gosh I truly hope that is in SH $4!!!;)

[GakunGak]

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

[Torplexed]

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

[GakunGak]

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.
Hookers do what they do for money even in GTA. However, HOW they do it in game is a parody...:arrgh!: :dead:

[Safe-Keeper]

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.Which reminds me, I want to be able to use my sub as a bordel/taxi! Stop next to a shipwrecked hooker and take her on board, and when you pick up shipwrecked sailors after that you'll see the money indicator in your top-right corner start to rise gradually.

Only problem is that if I get the Destroyers after me (indicated by angry Japanese faces), I may have to dive, which'll detract from the fun of the customers. But then again, maybe I could use it as a "special feature": SEX DURING DEPTH CHARGE ATTACK!". Or maybe not.

[GakunGak]

Imagine seeing her nude during silent running?
Court-martialed for disobedience.....:arrgh!: [sorry for spelling errors, i'm only human after all...]
Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?:doh:

[Safe-Keeper]

Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?:doh:Topic being:-??

Things I should be able to machine-gun.
Age of Yoko Ono; Still alive?
This thread: Parody?
This thread: Damned good/silly/pwnage/etc.
Comparisons to GTA
Comparisons to arcade games in general
Comparisons to Rogue Squadron series
Possibilities of converting submarine to bordello
Consequences of converting submarine to bordello
This thread: On-topic?Pick one.

[GakunGak]

Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?:doh:Topic being:-??

Things I should be able to machine-gun.
Age of Yoko Ono; Still alive?
This thread: Parody?
This thread: Damned good/silly/pwnage/etc.
Comparisons to GTA
Comparisons to arcade games in general
Comparisons to Rogue Squadron series
Possibilities of converting submarine to bordello
Consequences of converting submarine to bordello
This thread: On-topic?Pick one.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
This is out of hand... I'm pretty sure it's best to stick to bordello... As for the whores... Well, we gotta improvise something as those in Das Boot... I think they did a good job...:smug:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

You forgot the Conning Tower emblem of +10 stealth.


And my IXB has more mana than yours. :up:

[NEON DEON]

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine):rock:

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

:ping: :ping: :ping: :ping:

[Torplexed]

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.

[GakunGak]

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine):rock:

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

:ping: :ping: :ping: :ping:
You think that CJ is up to this? Maybe Tommy Vercetti... NO! That DIAZ guy!

[GakunGak]

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.
4 Real???:o :o :o

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I made this just now (boredom)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/ectomobileguy/gtash3.jpg





I think its got potential :hmm:

[Torplexed]

For real. Another sorry chapter in WW2 history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women

[GakunGak]

Where's Ricardo Diaz???:damn:
Kidding, Lance Vance Dance could do the trick...:hmm:

[bookworm_020]

BuOrd - Should be put in front of my machine gun! If they can't give me torpedo's that work they are a bunch of traitors that should be shot!

Seagulls - If they give me away they deserve to be hunted down.

Mines - I want to make them go Boom before they do it to me!

Politicians - If they send me off to war they should expect to get shot!:up:

:lol: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::D

[Hartmann]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6179/miniuntitled11bmpdt4.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4397/miniuntitled22bmpgv6.jpg


:rock: :rock: :rock:

[Boris]

@ Hartman, those SH4 screens are looking better and better... which port is that?

:rotfl:

[Tigrone]

:arrgh!: I think that midget sub is stalking the Superbowl.

[Iron Budokan]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Zachstar]

Um enough with the GTA 3 Silent Gansta's of the Atlantic screenshots.

Bring on the GTA 4 Grove Street Gansta Hunter's of the Pacifc Screenshots!!

Balla's! Depth Charge Sail-by! Take Cover!!

[WOD]

@ Hartman, those SH4 screens are looking better and better... which port is that?

:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Maybe a Town called Depth Town:-p

Game is called: Grand Theft Hunter - Depth Town

And maybe the sub is a secretweapon....Imagine if you would be able to land in the port with the sub :D....

Orders: Wheels out - Landing
Then driving with the sub through tokyo :rock:

The only question would: How much fuel still have to get home after sightseeing *lol*

[GakunGak]

Um enough with the GTA 3 Silent Gansta's of the Atlantic screenshots.

Bring on the GTA 4 Grove Street Gansta Hunter's of the Pacifc Screenshots!!

Balla's! Depth Charge Sail-by! Take Cover!!
I belive this is GTA 4 Vice City and you mean GTA5 SAN LORIENT... Or San Diego.:hmm:
Matter the case, the screens are amazing!!! Should be sticky, maybe in some story/comic?:ping:

[GakunGak]

Guys, I cannot belive that this post made it to a frontpage of subsim.com
Good job!:up:

[Safe-Keeper]

I think the best part of Silent Hunter 4 will be highjacking ships. Tired of your ole sub? Swim over to an Elco, throw the crew overboard, and you've got yourself a nice, speedy MTB! Only problem is that it'll cause the US Navy to come after you, as indicated by an angry Eisenhower face near the top of the screen. The more faces, the more forces after you, culimnating with atomic munitions.

[GakunGak]

Better to have Spec Ops fishing on a deck when you sound emergency dive....:hmm:

[NEON DEON]

I want to be able to wheel my deck gun around and fire one into my own conning tower!:88) :88) :88) :-j

[Torplexed]

I wanna be able to commit seppuku in front of my crew. Oh wait. That's right. This isn't a I-Boat sim. :p

[Ducimus]

edit: Oops, wrong thead.

[Payoff]

I think we should be able to machine gun: the next guy that posts a thread with the word BERNARD in it.:lol:

[Sailor Steve]

I think we should be able to machine gun: the next guy that posts a thread with the word BERNARD in it.:lol:
Payoff, you better hide...there's a lot of machine guns pointing your way.:rotfl:

[Payoff]

No Wait!. . What I meant was . .the next one to start a thread...ouch...DIVING STATIONS! CLEAR THE BRIDGE! PREPARE TO DIVE! 30 DEGREE DOWN BUBBLE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! OWUUUGAH!

:lurk:

[nedwreck]

Wellll, if the weathers nice, I will surface and chew up the little boats with my anti-aircraft guns.

That's always good for a few yuks.:D

Bob

[gamers2000]

LOL @ SHV:GTA!

If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub. :D
Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around.
Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

[GakunGak]

LOL @ SHV:GTA!

If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub. :D
Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around.
Then do the Lance Vance Dance.
Thats ol' style, we gotta do it gangsta way, homie...:smug:

[geetrue]

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ... :rock: :rock: :rock:

[GakunGak]

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ... :rock: :rock: :rock:
Get used to it....:arrgh!:

[Subnuts]

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ... :rock: :rock: :rock:

We're not so bored we end every third post with the same catchphrase. :smug:

[NEON DEON]

I want to surface off of Santa Monica pier and shoot at the ferris wheel a la "1942" :D :D :D

[Crow]

I want to surface off of Santa Monica pier and shoot at the ferris wheel a la "1942" :D :D :D

:rock: :rock: hell yeah , baby

but wait untill Yoko Ono is riding it , kill 2 birds with one stone :smug:

[Kresge]

I haven't thought about the deck so much as yearning to blow some sampans out of the water with the deck gun again!

[NefariousKoel]

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner!

[GakunGak]

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner!
:rotfl:
Come on now, hookers ain't that bad... Imagine having a woman for a XO or say, Chief? Bad luck...:smug:

[NefariousKoel]

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner! :rotfl:
Come on now, hookers ain't that bad... Imagine having a woman for a XO or say, Chief? Bad luck...:smug:

I wasn't talking about shooting a bullet in their face. *hint hint* :rock:

Phillipines represent!

[GakunGak]

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner! :rotfl:
Come on now, hookers ain't that bad... Imagine having a woman for a XO or say, Chief? Bad luck...:smug:

I wasn't talking about shooting a bullet in their face. *hint hint* :rock:

Phillipines represent!
Well, you did now..:lol: :lol: :lol: :smug:
I like being a smug...:smug:

[XXi]

Make it more Mafia style: you can extort money from merchants and kill just everything. You have weapons selection and noone can stop you when you`re entering the conning tower with a Thompson :D

Of course you won`t be named captain anymore... expect something like Don Capitano.
And you could force stopped merchants to make use of the hookers you have onboard for only 2000USD per minute ( and sink them if they refuse ) and then blackmail them with photos :D

[GakunGak]

Make it more Mafia style: you can extort money from merchants and kill just everything. You have weapons selection and noone can stop you when you`re entering the conning tower with a Thompson :D

Of course you won`t be named captain anymore... expect something like Don Capitano.
And you could force stopped merchants to make use of the hookers you have onboard for only 2000USD per minute ( and sink them if they refuse ) and then blackmail them with photos :D
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
That was awesome!!!!!!!!!:arrgh!: :smug:

[Von Hinten]

Nothing like a good sail-by shooting, eh? ;)

[GakunGak]

Nothing like a good sail-by shooting, eh? ;)
With my VIIC, i shot down aprox 55 bombers/fighters using quad cannon...
But eventually the last one makes a kamikaze move and crashes on me, resulting in lost in action...:damn:

[Safe-Keeper]

Don't forget to mis-identify the radars of a certain capital warship as shield generators, which can be destroyed to make it ten times easier to take the juggernaught down;).

Oh, and that pointy thing on the Type VII-B's deck is a dive plane, right? In Das Boot you see it be destroyed and afterwards they can't control the sub during diving. Stupid Silent hunter III mis-identified it as [wait for it] a deck gun:rotfl:!

[GakunGak]

Don't forget to mis-identify the radars of a certain capital warship as shield generators, which can be destroyed to make it ten times easier to take the juggernaught down;).

Oh, and that pointy thing on the Type VII-B's deck is a dive plane, right? In Das Boot you see it be destroyed and afterwards they can't control the sub during diving. Stupid Silent hunter III mis-identified it as [wait for it] a deck gun:rotfl:!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: