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STEED
02-03-07, 07:25 AM
Shock, Horror, panic stations it's red alert on the other hand so what. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

H5N1 bird flu confirmed in Suffolk (http://www.itv.com/news/index_46914864648e80e3aed24322c82df21e.html)
bigboywooly
02-03-07, 09:27 AM
Wont be so bootifull up there now
Still , had to happen to a Bernard
Oberon
02-03-07, 09:32 AM
Heh, they're Bernard Matthews turkeys, they're probably better off dead than being used as baseballs. It's just annoying that they often don't bother to check if they're dead before they bury or burn them. :damn: :damn:

Typical it had to happen up here too....honestly, we spend years and years out of the mainstream news, then get a serial killer and a bird flu outbreak within months of each other. :shifty:
STEED
02-03-07, 10:52 AM
Typical it had to happen up here too....honestly, we spend years and years out of the mainstream news, then get a serial killer and a bird flu outbreak within months of each other. :shifty:

Coming soon too Oberon's area

The English Civil war starts again
A direct hit by a very small asteroid
An outbreak of public nudity due to water contamination
Kap drives a deadly cargo of rubbish though your area and........(Well we got too have a Cliff hanger, right? ;))
danlisa
02-03-07, 11:12 AM
I always knew that our women where a bit 'off'.:D

Couldn't help it.
Letum
02-03-07, 11:18 AM
Bird Flu

Like normal flu, but it kills less people.
TteFAboB
02-03-07, 01:08 PM
It killed the link. I can't open the page.

Ahh! It must've contaminated STEED's computer! Which means it contaminated all of you!

GET AWAY FROM ME! :-? HELP! :-? THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! MOMMY!!!:-?
STEED
02-03-07, 01:42 PM
It killed the link. I can't open the page.

Ahh! It must've contaminated STEED's computer! Which means it contaminated all of you!

GET AWAY FROM ME! :-? HELP! :-? THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! MOMMY!!!:-?

TOO LATE, RUN FOR THE HILLS. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oberon
02-03-07, 02:19 PM
NEWS FLASH!!

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/resident-evil-apocalypse/resident-evil-apocalypse-4.jpg

The first workers from the Bernard Matthews turkey farm in Holton, Suffolk have emerged, we got a statement from the lead worker.
He said "Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssssss." and then tried to eat our cameraman, who suffered cuts to his hands and arms before we were able to leave the area which is now cordoned off by police. Fortunately our cameraman seems to be fully recovered from his experience, despite acting somewhat strangely. Police have said that tghdfdjsdshaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss....


BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!! :ping:
Tchocky
02-03-07, 03:26 PM
Bird Flu

Like normal flu, but it kills less people.

:D

Excellent work
XabbaRus
02-03-07, 04:28 PM
So can we trust the cabinet will be in that cull too?
STEED
02-03-07, 05:54 PM
So can we trust the cabinet will be in that cull too?


:/\\chop :/\\chop :/\\chop :/\\chop :/\\chop
Konovalov
02-04-07, 04:55 AM
Bird flu. Run for the hills. :dead:
The Avon Lady
02-04-07, 06:32 AM
Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2007-02-02T195056Z_01_L02146305_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-FASHION-BULL.XML&type=oddlyEnoughNews&WTmodLoc=Oddly+Enough-C3-More-2). :nope:
Letum
02-04-07, 06:54 AM
Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2007-02-02T195056Z_01_L02146305_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-FASHION-BULL.XML&type=oddlyEnoughNews&WTmodLoc=Oddly+Enough-C3-More-2). :nope:
Hey! for all we know it works!

However I do wonder how some one found out that it works......:doh:
Kapitan_Phillips
02-04-07, 01:19 PM
Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2007-02-02T195056Z_01_L02146305_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-FASHION-BULL.XML&type=oddlyEnoughNews&WTmodLoc=Oddly+Enough-C3-More-2). :nope:

:doh:



:huh:


:dead:


:shifty:



Stunning. How quaint.


-EDIT- Waaait a minute, how did you come across that, Avon? (so to speak :rotfl:)
The Avon Lady
02-04-07, 01:25 PM
Makes me wonder what this odd-named haircare product (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3SBgKQ3PYY) was made from. :hmm:
Kapitan_Phillips
02-04-07, 01:28 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I wouldnt drink it.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJnLRJmiJQ)
STEED
02-05-07, 07:23 AM
Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2007-02-02T195056Z_01_L02146305_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-FASHION-BULL.XML&type=oddlyEnoughNews&WTmodLoc=Oddly+Enough-C3-More-2). :nope:

I'm just wondering if AL is marketing the stuff. :hmm: ;)
The Avon Lady
02-05-07, 07:53 AM
Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2007-02-02T195056Z_01_L02146305_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-FASHION-BULL.XML&type=oddlyEnoughNews&WTmodLoc=Oddly+Enough-C3-More-2). :nope:
I'm just wondering if AL is marketing the stuff. :hmm: ;)
Only my hairdresser knows for sure. :smug:
STEED
02-05-07, 08:22 AM
Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2007-02-02T195056Z_01_L02146305_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-FASHION-BULL.XML&type=oddlyEnoughNews&WTmodLoc=Oddly+Enough-C3-More-2). :nope:
I'm just wondering if AL is marketing the stuff. :hmm: ;)
Only my hairdresser knows for sure. :smug:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: