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Madox58
02-02-07, 11:01 PM
For nearly a week I had a BAD CTD problem while working on the K-Ship and Barrage Balloons. :down:

Every test I ran, I NEVER had any Torpedos, and if I clicked on the buttons, CTD!

Tore EVERYTHING apart, rebuilt, re-imported. CTD!!! :damn:

New models, re UV map. CTD!! :damn: :damn:

Ummm, somewhere along the line, I had DELETED my torpedo files. :oops: :nope:

I have become Bernard. :huh:
AVGWarhawk
02-02-07, 11:41 PM
There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard:D
Madox58
02-02-07, 11:50 PM
Hello, My name is Bernard and I deleted all the torpedo files because I didn't
want to hurt anyone!!
I also deleted the SH3.sdl file because there were bad sounds in there! :yep:
By the way, anyone need a crew member?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Iron Budokan
02-03-07, 01:05 AM
It takes a real Bernard to admit he's a Bernard. Your courage can shine as an example for all the other Bernards out there who are afraid to admit they are a Bernard. :yep:
Venatore
02-03-07, 01:22 AM
Don't show your face at the Officers Mess for at least a week, or you will have to buy us all a beer :rotfl:
TheSatyr
02-03-07, 02:04 AM
Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.
TarJak
02-03-07, 06:06 AM
Every meeting of BA starts with someone standing up and saying "My name is Bernard and I am a Bernard!"

You then go on to recount what U-calamity you have brought down on your crews heads.

My most recent one last night was to hit "D" instead of "S" whilst at 1024x TC. You know the rest.:dead:
melnibonian
02-03-07, 06:14 AM
I've joined in BA so.........Ok then here we go.......'My name is Bernard and I'm......a.............Bernard':oops: :oops: :oops: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Jimbuna
02-03-07, 06:31 AM
Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.

You sir ..............are very brave :up:
Brag
02-03-07, 09:02 AM
There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard:D

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many? :nope:

:rotfl: :rotfl:
bigboywooly
02-03-07, 09:16 AM
There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard:D

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many? :nope:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
:rotfl:
stabiz
02-03-07, 10:22 AM
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STEED
02-03-07, 10:38 AM
:rotfl:
AVGWarhawk
02-03-07, 11:10 AM
There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard:D

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many? :nope:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: Great answer to the rehabilitation of the Bernard Syndrome:up: