London site seeing?

[Reinhard Hardegen]

Has any one been up the Thames River into London. Not that is is a mission or patrol, but just to see if you can....:roll:

[Falcon666]

I really don't think its doable. I think the Thames isn't modeled past its mouth.

[STEED]

What a shame it would be great to shoot up Parliament. :lol: :shifty: ;) :lol:

[JU_88]

The Thames is there (not very accurate though)
London however, consists of a cow pasture and some trees :cry:
I think the river thames is the last place on earth a U-Boat comander would want to go.

[Ducimus]

Look at the bright side, you brits can still try go put a few holes in the statue of liberty and maybe shell the bloody hell out of us yanks :88)

[JU_88]

Look at the bright side, you brits can still try go put a few holes in the statue of liberty and maybe shell the bloody hell out of us yanks :88)

Ahh but it takes so long to get to New York, by the time we get there the twin towers have been built and 1980's ASW messures are rather unfavorable to a little WW2 Uboat -especially one with a 70+ year old crew.

Kpt: (weeeezz) "pass me my zimmer frame"
WO: "Where is it? i cant see a thing without my reading glasses"
CE: "Here it is....Arrgghh my prostate!"

:dead:

[Ducimus]

LOL

[Madox58]

I have a 3d model of the London Bridge!
Perhaps we could through it in and then us Yanks got a Brit land mark to go see!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Ducimus]

(starts humming an old nursury ryme) :D

[Madox58]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Sub/towerbridge.jpg

[stabiz]

I zee ... A little to ze left ... *fumbles with V2 controls*

[azn_132]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Sub/towerbridge.jpg

U need to make that look striaght.

[Ducimus]

But it's falling down. :lol:

[azn_132]

But it's falling down. :lol:

That one kid's song again?

[Madox58]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Sub/towerbridge.jpg

U need to make that look striaght.



Uhh, IF you get this close you should be being rocked by every bit of hardware
in the game!!! So I think it's right.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[johan_d]

Thats all? hmm, good we never tried.

[Madox58]

Come to think of it.
1962, London Bridge was falling down. Built in 1831, the bridge couldn't handle the ever-increasing flow of traffic across the Thames River. The British government decided to put the bridge up for sale, and Robert McCulloch, Founder of Lake Havasu City, Arizona, and Chairman of McCulloch Oil Corporation, submitted the winning bid of $2,460,000.

So, I can go see the London Bridge and never leave the U.S.A.!

[Woof1701]

Well I'm really surprised that noone remarked so far, that the model you have there is TOWER Bridge not London Bridge :know:

BTW: Some folks in England in 1962 also thought that McCulloch wanted to buy Tower Bridge not London Bridge but didn't know better. ;)

[Madox58]

Well I'm really surprised that noone remarked so far, that the model you have there is TOWER Bridge not London Bridge :know:

BTW: Some folks in England in 1962 also thought that McCulloch wanted to buy Tower Bridge not London Bridge but didn't know better. ;)

By Golly Your right!!! :oops:
Course, me being a simple colonist I can make that mistake.
But those Brits that didn't catch this?
What's your excuse?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Woof1701]

Well I'm really surprised that noone remarked so far, that the model you have there is TOWER Bridge not London Bridge :know:

BTW: Some folks in England in 1962 also thought that McCulloch wanted to buy Tower Bridge not London Bridge but didn't know better. ;)

By Golly Your right!!! :oops:
Course, me being a simple colonist I can make that mistake.
But those Brits that didn't catch this?
What's your excuse?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


I'm German. I'm a perfectionist and a know-it-all. :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Well I'm really surprised that noone remarked so far, that the model you have there is TOWER Bridge not London Bridge :know:

BTW: Some folks in England in 1962 also thought that McCulloch wanted to buy Tower Bridge not London Bridge but didn't know better. ;)

By Golly Your right!!! :oops:
Course, me being a simple colonist I can make that mistake.
But those Brits that didn't catch this?
What's your excuse?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


I'm German. I'm a perfectionist and a know-it-all. :rotfl:

Well I'm blind and need the assistance of the 'London Eye' ;)

[JU_88]

If your feeling particularly heartless you could go to Greenwhich and torpedo the Cutty sark.

http://www.hohpe.com/Gregor/Travel/2000/London/Greenwich/CuttySark.jpg

[melnibonian]

If your feeling particularly heartless you could go to Greenwhich and torpedo the Cutty sark.

Yeah but you have to carry the torpedo manually as she is in dry dock;) :p :D :rotfl:

[JU_88]

If your feeling particularly heartless you could go to Greenwhich and torpedo the Cutty sark.

Yeah but you have to carry the torpedo manually as she is in dry dock;) :p :D :rotfl:

Yeah - you can use the..
-Flying Falke Mk IVXVXXXI /II-T55 super turbo hyper edition (piloted by kamakazi mice) torpeedo, -
Its amazing what the Japanese can come up with to help you out of those tricky situations.

[melnibonian]

If your feeling particularly heartless you could go to Greenwhich and torpedo the Cutty sark.

Yeah but you have to carry the torpedo manually as she is in dry dock;) :p :D :rotfl:

Yeah - you can use the..
-Flying Falke Mk IVXVXXXI /II-T55 super turbo hyper edition (piloted by kamakazi mice) torpeedo, -
Its amazing what the Japanese can come up with to help you out of those tricky situations.
:o I knew they were good with all their electronc gadgets but not THAT good :D :rotfl: :up:

[JU_88]

Or you can remove the subnet cutter off the front of your VIIB and systematically use it to saw the boat into pile of timber wood, then rebuild it into a Giant wooden Uboat sculpture to demorilise the British, just make sure you do it at night though, or you might get caught by the police.
Then you could go up to Gunther Prien and say "Scapa flow?, PAH! geuss what we did last patrol! NAH NAHHH NAHHHHH NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" :lol: