The "I´m not a reptilian thread"

[Marcantilan]

Well, according to this web site http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/exposing_reptilians.htm -and MUST be true if appears in the net- the majority of the US goverment, including George Jr, is reptilian or alien controlled.

I know politicians are always in another planet, but...

Anyway, I think it´s time to disclose the best kept secrets of this community.

I confess I´m not a lizard. I´m not alien controlled.

Any "High Reptilian" or "Reptilian of the Supreme Command" around here?

[The Avon Lady]

Fans of Little Green Footballs (http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/) proudly call themselves "lizaroids".

Count me in. :rock:

[Letum]

The US government are reptilians? :doh:
Running U-Boats on batteries makes fuel last longer? :doh:
Judaism has not changed in 3000 years? :doh:


What next? ;)


[/shamelessly punching low] ;)

[ABBAFAN]

the title of this forum thread was 'the "i'm not a reptillian thread"'
it should have read 'the "i'm not a reptilian" thread'


naughty naughty
:know:

[TteFAboB]

I like some reptiles. Chameleons for example. Almost had one as a pet but breeding in captivity is done in such a small scale that the price is usually absurd. If you buy a Chameleon cheaply, feel free to be sure that it was directly stolen from the nature and not bred in captivity, with exceptions. Could've catched two by myself in Madagascar to start my own breed. Though only two would give me some serious inbreeding problems. Oh well.

Anyway, I don't feel the same sympathy I have for Chameleons for George Jr or the other people mentioned. So they can't be reptilians, unless they are the ugly kind, like, crocodiles. Crocodiles are really ugly. The creators of Godzilla were too kind when they made him, he should've been much uglier. But the babies, completely on the contrary, are just adorable.

So George Jr definitely isn't a Chameleon or a baby crocodile. He may be something else. Hmm, but why would I like Chameleons in the first place if not because I'm a reptilian myself?

Well, then I guess it's time to get dirty:

Prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile.

Alright. Now that it's done. Letum, go make me a cup of coffee will you. Marcantilan, I need a foot-massage, now. ABBAFAN, where are my cookies?

[Letum]

Well, then I guess it's time to get dirty:

Prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile.

Alright. Now that it's done. Letum, go make me a cup of coffee will you. Marcantilan, I need a foot-massage, now. ABBAFAN, where are my cookies?

Yes your scaleiness! I will send it via USB. May it warm your blood up!

http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/usbmug.jpg

[U-533]

My wife compares me to a cross between a Silver-back Gorilla and a Komodo Dragon... Its all the hair and especially the Tongue thing...:sunny:

So ... is that enough to be called a reptile?
:|\\

[Letum]

My wife compares me to a cross between a Silver-back Gorilla and a Komodo Dragon... Its all the hair and especially the Tongue thing...:sunny:

So ... is that enough to be called a reptile?
:|\\






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[KevinB]

Our queen is supposed to be a shapshifting lizard (Elizabeth not Elton John).

[Marcantilan]

Our queen is supposed to be a shapshifting lizard (Elizabeth not Elton John).

Yeah, she´s ugly too.

[ABBAFAN]

so was Eva Peron.

[Marcantilan]

Sorry, I don´t know you are still dating the Queen.

[ABBAFAN]

im not.im actually dating a former prime minister with big balls!


:yep: :|\\ :p

[Marcantilan]

im not.im actually dating a former prime minister with big balls!


:yep: :|\\ :p

Do you have hard feelings regarding the Falklands / Malvinas war???

BTW, Maggie is ugly too. Are you sure she´s not a lizard?

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorge/gallery/GeorgesValentineParty/images/Thatcher.JPG.jpg

[ABBAFAN]

im not.im actually dating a former prime minister with big balls!


:yep: :|\\ :p

Do you have hard feelings regarding the Falklands / Malvinas war???

BTW, Maggie is ugly too. Are you sure she´s not a lizard?




Not at all,just a bit of mindless banter.:|\\

In fact I would like to visit Argentina.I hear the beef is the best in the world.You can get good beef in Uruguay too where I have been in 2004.I enjoy travelling around south America.Nice place.


Btw I was refering to Tony Blair HEH HEH.:arrgh!:

[KevinB]

im not.im actually dating a former prime minister with big balls!


:yep: :|\\ :p

Do you have hard feelings regarding the Falklands / Malvinas war???

BTW, Maggie is ugly too. Are you sure she´s not a lizard?




Not at all,just a bit of mindless banter.:|\\

In fact I would like to visit Argentina.I hear the beef is the best in the world.You can get good beef in Uruguay too where I have been in 2004.I enjoy travelling around south America.Nice place.


Btw I was refering to Tony Blair HEH HEH.:arrgh!:


I also hear the Argentinian women are stupendous beauties. A friend of mine told me of his business trips out there. I wish I could go but now I'm a married man. Bah!

[Enigma]

You can get good beef in Uruguay too

All too true!

I eat at this place in Pennsylvania....Great steaks from Uruguay....

http://www.halfmoonrestaurant.com


Organic Uriguian Filet Mignon & Exotic Mushrooms* Why Uruguay?
One of the world’s highest standards for natural grass fed & pasture raised meats.

[Respenus]

I admit. I'm a reptilian. I now command you all to bring me SH4 from Neal for my own personal testing!

Aggggggghhhhhh! *human side takes over*

Few! I should have known not to drink the Klingon bloodwine. It always gives me gas.

:p

[STEED]

Our queen is supposed to be a shapshifting lizard (Elizabeth not Elton John).

Run for the hills and over them. :eek:

That's if you believe in Mr David Ike. :lol:

[Marcantilan]

Well, I must resurrect this thread. Apparenty, Mr. Obama is a lizard too.

http://www.hiddencodes.com/obama/index.htm

Surely that will explain many things for republicans out there.

[Oberon]

3 year necromancy.

Is this a new record?! :o

[Marcantilan]

Well, the new information, coming from reliable sources (internet) pushed me to resurrect it from the darkest part of the archives.

[SteamWake]

3 year necromancy.

Is this a new record?! :o

I'm thinking so and wondering how he even found this thread.

[Oberon]

I'm thinking so and wondering how he even found this thread.

Maybe he is a reptilian? :hmmm:

[Castout]

I eat snakes. If there are some walking type of snakes I'll gladly eat them too :DL

[Schöneboom]

http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/v-alien.jpghttp://kindertrauma.com/images/tizers/valien.jpg

Vote All the Lizards Out!!!

[TLAM Strike]

In before NS closes the thread... :O:

[ETR3(SS)]

In before NS closes the thread... :O:
Beat me to it, although I don't see why it needs to be locked. Just let sink back down into the depths.








Oh and +1 :O:

[frau kaleun]

Perhaps someone should bring an old thread back from the dead every day from now til the end of the month. Tis the season, and all that. :O:

[antikristuseke]

Lets just do the usual instead and burn a witch who is clearly made of wood determined by her weighing less than a duck.

[Rilder]

Zombie Lizard King approves of this necromancy. :cool:

[SteamWake]

Photographic proof !!!

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/UlteriorModem/vface1.jpg http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/UlteriorModem/vface2.jpg

[Oberon]

http://www.petwebsite.com/guinea_pigs/images/guinea_pig_000001077584Small.jpg
"Uh oh..."

[frau kaleun]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4088/5043987521_4b7cfaa154.jpg

[Schöneboom]

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/Queenlizard.jpg

H.R.M. begs to differ.

[krashkart]

Is this one of those threads where I have to prove that I'm not endothermic? :stare: Like I haven't had to do that enough times already since high school biolog.... hey wait...

I forgot to read the first post. :hmmm:


*clicky clicky*

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2286

[Marcantilan]

People who want to lock the thread...

Lizards...

Lizards everywhere...

Where is Mike Donovan when you need him?