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Tachyon
12-13-06, 03:29 AM
Greetings, as a Christmas present , I'm proud to announce the SH3 l337 radio msg thread. Your task is to put a funny radio msg in l337 , from BDU to a sub or from the Royal navy etc... anything goes.

Here's my entry :

British home fleet arrives at Wilhelmshaven and broadcasts

"411 y0(_)r b453 4r3 b3l0ng 70 (_)5"
nightdagger
12-13-06, 06:58 AM
"Good job, keep up the good work"

gg all
Sailor Steve
12-13-06, 11:55 AM
9 July, 1941

From: BdU
To: U-37

Your number 3 mechanic, a herr Dummkopf, left some supplies behind when you put out for current patrol. Among these are three scuttle plugs and one set of torpedo hatch locks. Please reply.


10 July, 1941
U-37, please report in.


11 July, 1941
U-37, please report in.
Pants
12-13-06, 11:58 AM
Steve thats so funny :rotfl:
the trouble is, you can actually see it happening :p
Corrupt_File
12-13-06, 02:29 PM
Get in the fight! (Or whatever it is when you haven't sunk anything)

Zergling Rush Now!!
Corrupt_File
12-13-06, 02:30 PM
9 July, 1941

From: BdU
To: U-37

Your number 3 mechanic, a herr Dummkopf, left some supplies behind when you put out for current patrol. Among these are three scuttle plugs and one set of torpedo hatch locks. Please reply.


10 July, 1941
U-37, please report in.


11 July, 1941
U-37, please report in.

Bernard!:damn:
danlisa
12-13-06, 02:31 PM
Greetings, as a Christmas present , I'm proud to announce the SH3 l337 radio msg thread. Your task is to put a funny radio msg in l337 , from BDU to a sub or from the Royal navy etc... anything goes.

Here's my entry :

British home fleet arrives at Wilhelmshaven and broadcasts

"411 y0(_)r b453 4r3 b3l0ng 70 (_)5"

I don't quite understand this:doh: is there a translator or explanation to this language?
Pants
12-13-06, 02:34 PM
I think. but dont quote me as i don't know any l337
It could stand for All your bases belong to us?
Morts
12-13-06, 02:35 PM
411 y0(_)r b453 4r3 b3l0ng 70 (_)5 = all your base are belong to us :lol:
Corrupt_File
12-13-06, 02:35 PM
Correct.
mookiemookie
12-13-06, 02:37 PM
From U-1337
To BdU

ZOMG! UBER-C0NV0Y SP0TTED LEIK 50 SHIPZ!!!11 DDs T0TALLY AGGR0!!!1 N0T S0L0ING THIS QUEST!! SEND HELP N0W PLZTHX K BYE!!!111
Morts
12-13-06, 02:40 PM
Zomg Lyk Bbq Bdu S3nd H3lp N0w 02 1ll H4xz0r S4xz0r U Kk Bye
Corrupt_File
12-13-06, 02:45 PM
From: BdU
To: U-69

Resupply boat U-459 arrived at his patrol area and will be available in the vicinities of the Grid GG89, south of St. Helena, south Atlantic, until mid February 1943.

or...
U-459 iz leik totally camping the south

From: BdU
To U-69
Type XXI now available (hypothetical)

or...
OMGZ I CAN AFFORD AN AWP
Morts
12-13-06, 02:50 PM
From: U-502
To: Bdu

12 ships sunk for 120000 Tons

0 eels remaning

______________________________________________

From: Bdu
To: U-502

Z0MG UR L31K HAXZ0RING

1M G0NNA R3P0R7 I7 T0 DØN1TZ
cobalt
12-13-06, 03:05 PM
From: BDU

To: u-98


BOOM HEADSHOT!

~' bernard killed wolfang luth with a headshot from awp

damage taken from bernard 270% in 1 hit. ~




bad taste alert
Tachyon
12-13-06, 10:28 PM
For those who fail to understand L337 (which is probably good for u anyway)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L337

And good replies from some of you hehe...H4x0ring BDU rofl...
Morts
12-13-06, 11:57 PM
From: Bdu
To: U-502

you guys forgot bernard!!! please come pick him up. hes messing with our sensitive radio equipment!!! HELP US

__________________________________________________ ____________________

From: U-502
To: Bdu

forgot ? naa. it was our intention to leave bernard behindm last time we where on patrol the 24th of december he put christmas lights on the sub while we sailed up and down the british coast
Tronics
12-14-06, 02:42 PM
From: British Admiralty
To: BDU

570p c@mp!ng 7h3 3x!7 0f 5c@p@ kk 7hx

btw !m 50 g0!ng 70 c@mp Ju71@nd n0w w!7h h0m3 f1337....n00b!!!112

Edit* I think Home Fleet = h0m3 f1337 = win.
dean_acheson
12-14-06, 02:55 PM
omfg! phat pwnage!
mookiemookie
12-14-06, 03:02 PM
From: U-47 (Prien)
To: HMS Royal Oak

ROFL N00b!!!!1 kekekekekekekekeke! ^__^
TheSatyr
12-14-06, 04:17 PM
Accccccckkkkk!!!! Now my head hurts and I think this thread just knocked 20 points off of my IQ. :lol:

*Wanders off looking for industrial strength asprin* :rotfl:
Cpt. Stewker
12-14-06, 05:11 PM
If you are a truly leet person then you have no need for this. But for the uninitiated, it can act as your guide into leetness. :D

http://ryanross.net/leet/
Sailor Steve
12-14-06, 05:18 PM
Your task is to put a funny radio msg in l337
Sorry I misunderstood earlier. My loss, as I don't speak 1337.
danlisa
12-14-06, 05:19 PM
AHA.....

R1GH+, i d0N't UnDeR$t4ND Any of ThI5 CR4p BUT +H4NK5 To cPt.5TEwK3r i C4N NOW pL@Y @l0NG. I M1gHt @L5o 8E 4bLE +0 UNderS+aNd +hE n00B. c@rRY ON :D

Very Strange:nope:
K_Sea6
12-14-06, 06:00 PM
I3 l=- I2 lV 4 I2 l) :88)
Rose
12-14-06, 06:11 PM
I3 l=- I2 lV 4 I2 l) :88)

Say whaa.....?
spork542
12-14-06, 07:10 PM
Reading that six times, it says "Bernard." Correct?
Rose
12-14-06, 07:55 PM
Aha! You are right, I see it now too. It says "Bernard." Damn that's a hard one.
Cpt. Stewker
12-14-06, 08:14 PM
From: BdU
To: Subsim

6\/\/>< !$ (0/\/\!|\|6 0|_|+ $00|\|, |_!|<3 |-|0|*3|=|_||_|_'/ 2|\|!6|-|+!!! 63+ |23@|)'/ |=0|2 !+!!!
spork542
12-14-06, 08:30 PM
From: BdU
To: Subsim

6\/\/>< !$ (0/\/\!|\|6 0|_|+ $00|\|, |_!|<3 |-|0|*3|=|_||_|_'/ 2|\|!6|-|+!!! 63+ |23@|)'/ |=0|2 !+!!!

"GWX is coming out soon, like hopefully tonight! Get ready for it!"

That was a bit difficult. :up:
Corrupt_File
12-14-06, 11:13 PM
Screw the Enigma, Nazi's should have used leet speak.
Tachyon
12-14-06, 11:39 PM
The reason why the nurse keeps waving at the sub near the home docks :

"w+F B3rN4RD ! C0m3 b4cK w1TH mY Mon3y , J00 5TuP1D NEw81E 90LD L0O+ER. I $h4LL haxoR J00R 84Ll5 ophPh Wh3N J00 rE+URN!!! 1ph j00 rETURn @+ All h4h4HaH4H z0M9 j00 5uXoR "

And that's why Bernard always pleads with the Kaleun to go sightseeing at other ports.

Corrupt_File, yes I believe they should have, it would have confounded the British, they'd be trying a lot of complex cipher algorithms while all they needed was to read the Alphabet inside out.
The Noob
12-15-06, 08:43 AM
From: U-571
To: [Admin]-BDU

BDU plz j00 gotta h3lp us bernard teh n00b scr3wed up the torpedo launch and american haxx0r DD's 423 b0mbink uzz with liek 500 DC's s3nd some 412 supp0rt plz plz plz w3 423 getting fragged!

(Yeah im liek a 1337 gamer nerd lololol :lol:)
Morts
12-15-06, 08:53 AM
From: U-502
To: Bdu

0mg l31k 73h br1t1sh 4re us1ng 3l1t3 h4x h3lp me plz plz plz

__________________________________________________ _______________

From: Bdu
To: U-502

say what ?
CptGrayWolf
12-15-06, 11:39 AM
What the #$%^ are you crazy kids talking about?
Cpt. Stewker
12-15-06, 11:44 AM
From: U-502
To: Bdu

0mg l31k 73h br1t1sh 4re us1ng 3l1t3 h4x h3lp me plz plz plz

__________________________________________________ _______________

From: Bdu
To: U-502

say what ?

lol:lol::lol:
Morts
12-15-06, 11:50 AM
:D

hehe
The Noob
12-15-06, 12:51 PM
What the #$%^ are you crazy kids talking about?
It's 13375p33k and if you dont know it, you are a N00b. Believe me, you dont wanna be a N00b.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
Grell
12-15-06, 02:07 PM
I really don't like l337 speak.

Regards,

Grell
Morts
12-15-06, 02:14 PM
did you come all the way into this thread just to tell us that? great input (lol?)
Sailor Steve
12-15-06, 05:42 PM
What the #$%^ are you crazy kids talking about?
It's 13375p33k and if you dont know it, you are a N00b. Believe me, you dont wanna be a N00b.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
No, it's just like wearing your pants down around your butt. It's stupid, but it lets you think you are cooler than people who don't do it.

But that's okay; we had our own stupid things too.
Rose
12-15-06, 06:02 PM
But if the kids wearing the pants around their crack encountered anyone who speaks (?) leet, there would probably be a sufficient beat-down.