Santa Claus on German sub (no joke) [Archive]

12-07-06, 07:00 AM

Hi, since I´m too stupid to upload photos, here´s a link that shows Santa Claus on a modern German submarine in Kiel. It´s no joke, the text says that a German skipper arrived at port as Santa Clause in order to visit 60 children (probably some charity event). As you probably know, Germany´s submarine fleet has it´s homebase in Eckernförde, near Kiel (you can visit U-995 and the "Marine-Ehrenmal" there, too.

Go to: www.gmx.net (http://www.gmx.net)

Then click on "Weihnachten" (=Christmas) on the left menu bar

Scroll down, bottom left there´s the photo and the link to the full article.

Cheers, AS

Boris

12-07-06, 07:34 AM

:rotfl:

http://www.gmx.net/images/134/3321134,h=400,pd=1,w=300.jpg

nightdagger

12-07-06, 07:36 AM

It just translated. Other than the giant grammar errors the translator put it, it was pretty interesting.

melnibonian

12-07-06, 07:38 AM

:rotfl:

http://www.gmx.net/images/134/3321134,h=400,pd=1,w=300.jpg
So these are the secrets of GWX:p :p :p :p

Can't wait guys :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Boris

12-07-06, 07:38 AM

The guy in the Costume is a reserves Kaleun.

melnibonian

12-07-06, 07:39 AM

The guy in the Costume is a reserves Kaleun.
Hmmmmmmm very.......unique uniform;) ;)

_Seth_

12-07-06, 07:51 AM

http://www.gmx.net/images/134/3321134,h=400,pd=1,w=300.jpg

"BERNAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!! STOP WAVING TO THAT DESTROYER! ITS BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Or:

"Santa surrenders to German u-boat crew! Caught sledding in the North-sea without permit!"

Morts

12-07-06, 08:47 AM

AVGWarhawk

12-07-06, 08:49 AM

melnibonian

12-07-06, 08:54 AM

Man, I don't know about that pic but there is another on the same page with Santa and his helpers. Those helpers a hot and if were Santa surrounded by these babes I would not be leaving the North Pole for any reason!!!!!!!!!
Why do you think they had to send a submarine to take him out of there??? He was not leaving the babes behind and we all want to have GWX :D :D :D :D :D

AVGWarhawk

12-07-06, 09:02 AM

Hey GWX team, can you replace the crew with some hot babes in tight uniforms? Now that would be a mod!!!!!!!!!!!

12-07-06, 03:00 PM

Thanx for loading up the pic.:lol: Cheers, AS

melnibonian

12-07-06, 03:08 PM

Hey GWX team, can you replace the crew with some hot babes in tight uniforms? Now that would be a mod!!!!!!!!!!!
If they do thi they might be accused of sexism ;) ;) ;)
It would be cool though :yep: :yep: :yep:

AVGWarhawk

12-07-06, 03:18 PM

Hey GWX team, can you replace the crew with some hot babes in tight uniforms? Now that would be a mod!!!!!!!!!!! If they do thi they might be accused of sexyism ;) ;) ;)
It would be cool though :yep: :yep: :yep:

No sexism, we be recruiting females. Just because they are extremely hot and like to lube the torpedos while sweating to the diesels heat does not constitute sexism:rock:But these ladies will be great crew!!! Always willing to go down and keep the torpedos lubed!:smug:

melnibonian

12-07-06, 03:21 PM

Just because they are extremely hot and like to lube the torpedos while sweating to the diesels heat does not constitute sexism:rock:But these ladies will be great crew!!! Always willing to go down and keep the torpedos lubed!:smug:
God you did turn me on while I was reading this:D :D :D :D
OK I'll ask the Kpt to have a hot-mod as an add on to GWX :up: :up: :up:

AVGWarhawk

12-07-06, 03:23 PM

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:lurk:

Yeah man, what hot bunking was ment to be:up: Now we will really understand the true meaning of DIVE DIVE DIVE

melnibonian

12-07-06, 03:27 PM

And we also have to load and unload (in rapid succession) the deck and flak guns:D :D :D :D
Oh that sub ride will be the best ever

Dan0859

12-07-06, 04:16 PM

You guys are SUCH sick little puppies!! You probably howl at the moon when it's full, don't you? What a great idea, I love it :up: :up: :up:. I guess the big question would be, "How interactive ARE the crewmembers".

Dan0859

12-07-06, 04:21 PM

Cool, I've been promoted to Swabbie! What do I have to do to avoid Navy Dude?

AVGWarhawk

12-07-06, 04:28 PM

Cool, I've been promoted to Swabbie! What do I have to do to avoid Navy Dude?
Well if you are Navy Dude at around post 150 you will not want to be on my boat as it is full of female crew.

Howl at the moon.....hmmmmm I have thought of that. Can my crew join me after lubing the torpedos?

The crew is really active especially after I dive!

Dan0859

12-07-06, 04:43 PM

This is going to get WAY out of hand, pun intended:D
The crew is really active especially after I dive![/quote] I would think after you dive is when they unwind and relax:lol: :lol:

AVGWarhawk

12-07-06, 04:45 PM

This is going to get WAY out of hand, pun intended:D
The crew is really active especially after I dive! I would think after you dive is when they unwind and relax:lol: :lol:[/quote]

Well, no I have the entire crew I dive with........so yeah they all get darn active getting in line and keeping the gear oiled etc.:up:

And yeah, we just left the gutter and are on the way to the sewer with this thread!!!!

Dan0859

12-07-06, 04:50 PM

Methinks thou art too kind, sir, for we have long since passed that waypoint!

12-08-06, 08:28 AM

Strangle enough no-one has made the pun on "Hot Bonking" so far...
:rotfl:
Cheers. AS

_Seth_

12-08-06, 09:49 AM

you pervos.....:nope:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AVGWarhawk

12-08-06, 09:50 AM

Come on ladies......blow the main!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smug:

peterloo

12-08-06, 09:57 AM

Wow!!! That is interesting if children can receive present from that Santa Claus

By the way, will the present be a kiss from the torpedoes???

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sailor Steve

12-08-06, 11:45 AM

Yeah man, what hot bunking was ment to be:up: Now we will really understand the true meaning of DIVE DIVE DIVE

Strangle enough no-one has made the pun on "Hot Bonking" so far...
:rotfl:
Cheers. AS
:p :p :p