Playing too many Sub Sims.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:oops:I've crossed the threshold. :cry:

Yesterday at school, there was a fire drill, complete with electric bell.

Guess what I yelled when it went off :oops:

[Kapitan]

Cheif of the watch on the 1MC Dive Dive ?

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Actually it was "ALAARM", I'd need a klaxon for the American diving procedure. That'd be hilarious though XD

"XO, three blasts on the klaxon, Dive Dive Dive."
"Rich, shut up its a fire drill"
"Dismissed, lieutenant"
"But-"
"DISMISSED"

[3Jane]

You all ran to one end of the corridor and piled up in a heap. :rotfl:

[sonar732]

Ran for the nearest damage control locker for flooding equipment.

[DAB]

:oops:I've crossed the threshold. :cry:

Yesterday at school, there was a fire drill, complete with electric bell.

Guess what I yelled when it went off :oops:

If I were your teacher, I'd have given you a detention for not following the correct proceedure.

"This is a British School, if it needs to dive, the order is 'Flood Q, go deep, go deep!!!"

Now write that on the blackboard 100 times :)

[Kapitan]

Acctualy thats the emergency dive order i do believe i think normal dive is " Diving now Diving now" but i wouldnt know fully best ask lesrea ramius or some one on the brit boats

[AVGWarhawk]

:oops:I've crossed the threshold. :cry:

Yesterday at school, there was a fire drill, complete with electric bell.

Guess what I yelled when it went off :oops:

Take several aspiran and do another patrol in the morning!

[STEED]

:oops:I've crossed the threshold. :cry:

Yesterday at school, there was a fire drill, complete with electric bell.

Guess what I yelled when it went off :oops:

Don't panic I did the same when they were testing the alarm this year at work. ;) :damn:

[bookworm_020]

It only when you start thinking that the walls of your office are about to implode due to depthchargers that you need to admit you have problems.:doh:

Kapitan_Phillips : What did the class think when you yelled out??

[Oberon]

PHEW!!


So it's not just me that does that! :D

[sonar732]

Fire in the bilge...Fire in the bilge. Damage control teams report to casualty, don EBA's!

[nightdagger]

Dive, Dive, Dive.

*sound of bunsen burner fuel from chem rooms exploding*

BLOW BALLAST!!! HANS, GIVE ME A DAMAGE REPORT!!!

[Kapitan_Phillips]

It only when you start thinking that the walls of your office are about to implode due to depthchargers that you need to admit you have problems.:doh:

Kapitan_Phillips : What did the class think when you yelled out??

Actually most of them yelled "Jawohl!" (I've influenced most to watch Das Boot) >_>

[nightdagger]

Please tell me they said "Jahwohl, Herr Kaleun" and not just "Jahwohl".

That would just be freaking awesome!

[bookworm_020]

I had a replacement teacher who looked like hitler (down to the mo!). When our class came in we all managed to make our way to our seats without saying anything, ecept one guy who was late getting to class. He took one look at the bloke, clicked his heals, gave a salute, and yelled "Heil Hitler!"

The class just cracked up laughing, the student got kicked out, the teacher started to loose it (he looked alot like Hitler in some of his speeches!). Finaly a head teacher came in and got the class into order.

Still get a laugh when I think about it.:lol:

[Cpt. Stewker]

I had a replacement teacher who looked like hitler (down to the mo!). When our class came in we all managed to make our way to our seats without saying anything, ecept one guy who was late getting to class. He took one look at the bloke, clicked his heals, gave a salute, and yelled "Heil Hitler!"

The class just cracked up laughing, the student got kicked out, the teacher started to loose it (he looked alot like Hitler in some of his speeches!). Finaly a head teacher came in and got the class into order.

Still get a laugh when I think about it.:lol:

LOL, that gave me a laugh reading that:lol:

[RedMenace]

You know youve been playing too many sub sims when you're stuck in traffic, so you pull out your road map, start marking contacts, and making firing solutions.:ping:

Needless to say, I was aiming mainly for them big rigs.:arrgh!:

[nightdagger]

I do, but it's just so tempting to go for those BMW warships.

[d@rk51d3]

I had a replacement teacher who looked like hitler (down to the mo!). When our class came in we all managed to make our way to our seats without saying anything, ecept one guy who was late getting to class. He took one look at the bloke, clicked his heals, gave a salute, and yelled "Heil Hitler!"

The class just cracked up laughing, the student got kicked out, the teacher started to loose it (he looked alot like Hitler in some of his speeches!). Finaly a head teacher came in and got the class into order.

Still get a laugh when I think about it.:lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl: Classic!

[Rose]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Wait a second... did you actually yell out alarm or are you joking?

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Wait a second... did you actually yell out alarm or are you joking?


Yes I did, but this obsession hasnt gone as far yet as to make me walk up to lamposts, exclaim "Up Periscope" and expect them to whirr into life, giving me a view over the nearest council estate. Not yet, anyway. :doh:

[peterloo]

I have a similiar experience

My classroom is located in a very strange place - right below the stage of the hall

Sure, there is no windows and when other classes are having drama lessons on the stage, they make a lot of noise.

So, what I hear is "bump. bump. bump..." (people walking around on the stage during drama lesson) , "Ah..." (of course, from the drama scripts), and the bell ringing (I don't think I have to explain this)
which make me feel that it is a modern SSN

no windows => modern subs don't surface often"bump. bump. bump..." => when subs are diving deep
"Ah..." => people being bumped into other stuffs when being attacked
bell ringing => just like what you think ... CRASH DIVE

[Rose]

I wish I could be as cool as you guys. :D :D :D

[bookworm_020]

I wish I could be as cool as you guys. :D :D :D

What?? No life outside SHIII???;)