View Full Version : Time for another caption contest!
Safe-Keeper
11-27-06, 02:42 PM
After seriously mis-placing Stavanger while working on adding it to NorOps, I ended up with the picture below. Rather than feeling stupid at how I hadn't previewed my harbour placement in the editor prior to launching the game:oops:, I thought, hey, let's see what the community makes of it.
Hence, caption contest!
More info:
I'll let the caption contest run for two weeks, after which three winners will be chosen.
With "caption" I mean captions, monologue, dialogue, other form of communication, or a combination of the above:p.
Post your submission as an edit of the image or as text only.
No prizes, sorry, though maybe later I'll have another contest with NorOps beta tester positions up for grabs;).
Your victim, sans captions:
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/576/captioncontestce8.th.jpg (http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=captioncontestce8.jpg)
Now get to it, people. I know it's a potentially tricky one, but let's give each others some good laughs in these troubled times!
As it were last time, I've got some ideas of my own, and as it were last time, I'll save them until the contest is over.
danlisa
11-27-06, 02:55 PM
1)"Commandant, I know what Bernard did with that quick drying cement":rotfl:
2)Announcement - This Flotilla has now been converted to a Panzer division. Prepare to fit caterpillar tracks to all U-boats.
Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related;)
bigboywooly
11-27-06, 03:42 PM
1) Ok then boys grab a shovel each Bernards been surveying again
2) I SAID DONT PULL THE FLUSH IN PORT - BEEEERRRNAAARRRD !!!!
AVGWarhawk
11-27-06, 03:44 PM
Has anyone seen the powdered cocoa for our next cruise?
Safe-Keeper
11-27-06, 03:53 PM
Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related;)Hah hah, proven wrong:p.
ECV56_PolTen
11-27-06, 04:03 PM
This is for "Surface" fans:
Caitlin: Where's all the water?
Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming.
Too bad the show was cancelled after only one season :cry:
danlisa
11-27-06, 04:14 PM
Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related;)Hah hah, proven wrong:p.
Just you wait until Seth is online:lol: for he shall launch forth with a tirade of bernard quotes.
Oh, I almost forgot to laugh at your mistake.....
http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/3672/smileycentralemoticon10nn4.gif
LOL
Mauser KAR98K
11-27-06, 04:49 PM
Song..."Where has all the water gone...Blame Bernade the idiot..."
Safe-Keeper
11-27-06, 04:49 PM
Caitlin: Where's all the water?
Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming.:rotfl:
bookworm_020
11-27-06, 04:56 PM
The new Submarine hide out - The sewage works!! You will always be in sh!t, it's just the depth that varies!
The Concrete Sea!
"How deep are we?"
"Under 12 meters of concrete, Captain Bernard!"
"The hedgehogs and depthcharges won't be able to harm us now!"
darius359au
11-27-06, 05:56 PM
eeeerrr...Sir I think the Resistance may have been here
Good one, mateys!! :rotfl::rotfl:
Here's mine:
"At last, the tomb is finished! That will keep those X1 guys away from our free mods!"
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"The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!"
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"And here we have Davy Jones' new and bulletproof locker! Its only $ 29.95, and if you buy it now, you will also get a free pair of kriegsmarine mittens! Dont wait, call now! Operators are standing by!"
Sailor Steve
11-27-06, 06:14 PM
"Boys, it's the perfect naval base. Now we just have to move it down to the ocean."
Shaffer4
11-27-06, 06:29 PM
1) After Operation Sealion proves a failure, Hitler devises his ultimate plan; His radical new Blitzcrete campaign.
2) "Your Tiger Claw is no match for my Uber Four Crane Blitzkrieg Technique... ACHTUNG!!!"
Stealth Hunter
11-27-06, 06:56 PM
"Flotilla, we have a problem. I can't move OR open the hatch."|
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"Oh noes! He haxxed our dockz!" |
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"Well, we are going to get owned if we stick to the water, so I says, 'I say we build a land bridge from here to England!'. And that's just what we did."
GraylingSTS(SS)
11-27-06, 07:27 PM
1. Silent Hunter XIV "The Lunar Campaign"
2. If you believe that patrol report I've got a U-boat base in Arizona I'll sell you!
"I know this is a training fascility, but I thought they would at least give us water."
Safe-Keeper
11-27-06, 09:12 PM
"The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!":rotfl:
Builder on dockside: Bernard, where did you put that back of quick drying cement?
theluckyone17
11-27-06, 10:51 PM
Bernard's solution to the "sink to the bottom like lead-filled cinder blocks" saved game bug.
bookworm_020
11-27-06, 11:26 PM
Forget the U-Boats! Send in the tiger tanks!:up:
polyfiller
11-28-06, 06:34 AM
Here's my contribution;
1) Bernard .... you were specically told not to allow our newest crew member, sponge bob square pants, to go swimming.
2) Message to Bdu: The Allies appear to have developed a new & deadly weapon; The incedibly quick drying cement bomb.
3) OK ... so who let Bernard flush the toilet in harbour this time ??
4) Alaaarm .... dive ...... and breakout the pick Axes.
5) Ok guys .... when I said we need concrete evidence of Bernard's incompetence...
down and out
11-28-06, 06:36 AM
Its the new NYGM tiger tank uboat park :rotfl:
Its the new NYGM tiger tank uboat park :rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl:
Biggles
11-28-06, 11:29 AM
1. Dönitz- I know I told you that we needed a new dry-dock in this harbor but.....
2. Dönitz- Shortage in ammo, food, personal, medical equipment, and now THIS!!!!
My add to this contest. Hope you liked them, 'Cause I didn't.....
All Uboats will have bow attached drilling heads so as to bore through the ground until they reach the sea bed then they will resume normal operations.
It should be noted that the drill head can be used as a weapon when surfacing is not a option and the U-boat is out of torpedos.:rotfl:
Melonfish
11-28-06, 11:53 AM
"At the mere thought of Bernard once again plouging the icy waves. the sea spontaniously altered its molecular structure and became as stone."
"Damn those tommies! look at this mess, years of waste pumped into the sea and now you can practically walk on it!"
"Hey someone call the Fuhrer! we no longer need boats to invade England!"
pete
kiwi_2005
11-28-06, 02:03 PM
Kiwis "Anti Submerge Concrete Uber Mod" ASCUB
Hey Guys my first mod, only for the elite only for the brave (or stupid) this mod turns the sea into croncrete, yes thats right my Anti-Submerge Concrete Mod. No more will you beable to submerge now its fight on the surface or die! You want a hard campaign well you got it.:p :88)
:lol:
Hitler's ambitious plan to drain the Atlantic, thus securing a land route to America, is finally underway!
"Gentlemen I give you the new type 100 invisible U-Boat just one draw back, we missed placed it." :damn:
mookiemookie
11-28-06, 04:42 PM
"My U-boat men, six years of U-boat warfare lie behind us. You have fought like lions. A crushing superiority has compressed us into a narrow area...."
Tachyon
11-28-06, 04:44 PM
"Thanks to you Churchill, I'll miss Christmas, damn you and your DDs".
Why did you build a port in Alice Springs?
Subwolf
11-28-06, 07:22 PM
Safe-Keeper !!!
OMG...What have you done to my beautiful city?? How dare you place it up in the mountains? And with a port looking like that Bernard gonna start installing wheels on my boat. Well I'm sure it's fixed by the time you release your NorOps mod ;)
bigboywooly
11-28-06, 07:24 PM
Damn global cooling
bookworm_020
11-28-06, 08:03 PM
Das Boot meets Day After Tomorrow???:rotfl:
HunterICX
11-28-06, 08:23 PM
Watch Officer: TSUNAMI SPOTTED SIR!!!!!
SubConscious
11-29-06, 12:11 AM
Damn global cooling
I was all set to write "Global warming, my @$$!", but I see we had the same idea. ;)
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"Kaleun Dowly, who learned only the night before that both his wife and sweetheart were leaving him for other men, returned to the harbor to discover that even the tide had gone out on him."
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"Bernard, when BdU asked you to oversee the construction of an impenetrable harbor, I don't think that this is what they had in mind..."
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"Damn it, Bernard! Put that big rubber stopper back into the hole!"
I didn't sign up for the Brown Water Navy!
HunterICX
11-29-06, 04:11 AM
The picture shows us the reason!
why the Kriegsmarine didnt prefer Female Kaleuns during her period :88)
(going to run really fast now)
The picture shows us the reason!
why the Kriegsmarine didnt prefer Female Kaleuns during her period :88)
(going to run really fast now)
Ooooohhhh! you gonna be in big trouble now!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Safe-Keeper
11-29-06, 01:06 PM
OMG...What have you done to my beautiful city?? :o
Wait two days for the news update. You'll see. It's fixed.
Now it's in the desert:up:.
Subwolf
11-30-06, 11:33 AM
:up:
Looking forward to your news update tomorrow.
Me to! I think you have a good thing going here, safe-keeper!
(Vi gir alt, alt for Norge...):up::up:
SubConscious
11-30-06, 11:42 AM
"This just in: Tanker Exxon Valdez runs aground just outside Wilhelmshaven - Harbor fills with millions of gallons of crude oil. Severe ecological impact feared! Film at 11!"
"Donitz I understand the need to reinforce the sub pens against TallBoys but isn't this a little over the top?"
"Donitz I understand the need to reinforce the sub pens against TallBoys but isn't this a little over the top?"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
@ subconscious: That oil spill is worse than Bernard beeing thrown overboard!!!! Or is it....
HunterICX
11-30-06, 12:24 PM
"Donitz I understand the need to reinforce the sub pens against TallBoys but isn't this a little over the top?"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
@ subconscious: That oil spill is worse than Bernard beeing thrown overboard!!!! Or is it....
Ahum-Ahum!
Nothing is worse then throwing Bernard overboard suffering diarrhea
That would be a global Ocean disaster....
"Donitz I understand the need to reinforce the sub pens against TallBoys but isn't this a little over the top?" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
@ subconscious: That oil spill is worse than Bernard beeing thrown overboard!!!! Or is it....
Ahum-Ahum!
Nothing is worse then throwing Bernard overboard suffering diarrhea
That would be a global Ocean disaster....
My god, is he a man or a creature..!!!!!!
danlisa
11-30-06, 12:28 PM
OT
ooooooo:o Seth, you little Post Wh*re. Any plans for 1000:up:
HunterICX
11-30-06, 12:31 PM
"Donitz I understand the need to reinforce the sub pens against TallBoys but isn't this a little over the top?" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
@ subconscious: That oil spill is worse than Bernard beeing thrown overboard!!!! Or is it....
Ahum-Ahum!
Nothing is worse then throwing Bernard overboard suffering diarrhea
That would be a global Ocean disaster....
My god, is he a man or a creature..!!!!!!
You mean Bernard?
He's Hitler's Big Natural Mishap when Hitler had a while night with Bernadette the dumb blondy who was a field nurse in WW1 they where having ''humpyhumpy'' while beeing under artellery attack.
So the Chemical substance contains in this big natural mishap are:
Hitler + Bernadette + Mustard Gas = Bernard Dummkopf..
On Topic:
The picture shows, Why Brown Beans where taken of the Menu after 1000 Harbour Workers whent to the toillet and because there where only 2 Toillets still working...they where forced to lean over and taking a big dump in the Harbour waters.
OT
ooooooo:o Seth, you little Post Wh*re. Any plans for 1000:up:
1000 is good. I dont really count, but i guess i have to catch up again after the Brig time..! Ooops, another post right here!! :D
"Donitz I understand the need to reinforce the sub pens against TallBoys but isn't this a little over the top?" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
@ subconscious: That oil spill is worse than Bernard beeing thrown overboard!!!! Or is it....
Ahum-Ahum!
Nothing is worse then throwing Bernard overboard suffering diarrhea
That would be a global Ocean disaster....
My god, is he a man or a creature..!!!!!!
You mean Bernard?
He's Hitler's Big Natural Mishap when Hitler had a while night with Bernadette the dumb blondy who was a field nurse in WW1 they where having ''humpyhumpy'' while beeing under artellery attack.
So the Chemical substance contains in this big natural mishap are:
Hitler + Bernadette + Mustard Gas = Bernard Dummkopf..
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Hillarious!!!! Man, where do you get all this from???? EXCELLENT!!! :rotfl:
Safe-Keeper
11-30-06, 02:28 PM
I realize it's a challenging pic' to caption, but hey, it's still got some good responses:up:.
1 night 'til extensive Norwegian Operations update.
Tuddley3
11-30-06, 06:10 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard Silent Hunter Celebrity Harbor Cruises. On your right, you'll see where Willy Wonka moors his Chocolate Yacht. Since Charlie Bucket took over, his numerous parties have contaminated the rich chocolate milk into this ucky sludgy substance, mixed with beer and unmentionable bodily fluids.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard Silent Hunter Celebrity Harbor Cruises. On your right, you'll see where Willy Wonka moors his Chocolate Yacht. Since Charlie Bucket took over, his numerous parties have contaminated the rich chocolate milk into this ucky sludgy substance, mixed with beer and unmentionable bodily fluids.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:"ooompa-loompa, there is Bernard
He is not clever, he's a retard.."
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