OMG It's Bernard!

[The Noob]

I told you _Seth_ you are responsible when Bernard follows you from the brig, and now he's here! :D

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=216583

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[_Seth_]

I told you _Seth_ you are responsible when Bernard follows you from the brig, and now he's here! :D

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=216583

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HOLY POTATO!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE THE BLAME FOR THIS!!!! LOAD THOSE TORPEDOS, MATES!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek:

[Tachyon]

You know, I think Germany would have scared the daylights out of their enemies if they had replaced their Swastika with Bernard's face instead :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

You know, I think Germany would have scared the daylights out of their enemies if they had replaced their Swastika with Bernard's face instead :rotfl:

True!! :rotfl: But what does Bernard looks like....? Could he look like someone at all, if he is just a "screw up"? :hmm: Should we have a "Bernard's picture-of-himself" thread?

[Tachyon]

That's easy, we'll just use your avatar seth , hard to tell the difference

Bwahahhahahahhahahahahha!!!!!

Actually, on a more serious note...we'll go ahead with um...


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Nah, your avatar would suffice.

[_Seth_]

That's easy, we'll just use your avatar seth , hard to tell the difference

Bwahahhahahahhahahahahha!!!!!

Actually, on a more serious note...we'll go ahead with um...


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Nah, your avatar would suffice.

:rotfl:Maybe its bad to have a wolf as Bernard...:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

I was actually wondering when someone would catch on and use that name lol :D

Anyway...I've been sniffing around the nursery and just happened to come across Bernards christening photo...here it is :yep:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4404/uglyoldmanwf8.gif

[_Seth_]

I was actually wondering when someone would catch on and use that name lol :D

Anyway...I've been sniffing around the nursery and just happened to come across Bernards christening photo...here it is :yep:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4404/uglyoldmanwf8.gif

A face only a mother could love........ :rotfl:Good one!

[Tachyon]

I was actually wondering when someone would catch on and use that name lol :D

Anyway...I've been sniffing around the nursery and just happened to come across Bernards christening photo...here it is :yep:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4404/uglyoldmanwf8.gif
A face only a mother could love........ :rotfl:Good one!

Hehehehe...why don't u just admit that you're his mother?

[_Seth_]

I was actually wondering when someone would catch on and use that name lol :D

Anyway...I've been sniffing around the nursery and just happened to come across Bernards christening photo...here it is :yep:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4404/uglyoldmanwf8.gif
A face only a mother could love........ :rotfl:Good one!
Hehehehe...why don't u just admit that you're his mother?

Cant take that parent-responsibility, since Dowly is his father..
He invented him, and here is the first pic of our friend:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

[Tachyon]

The hospital records state otherwise. And I'm thinking of entering an article in Wikipedia regarding the connection b/w you and Bernard :sunny:

[_Seth_]

The hospital records state otherwise. And I'm thinking of entering an article in Wikipedia regarding the connection b/w you and Bernard :sunny:
Thats too much honour for me to take (and the hospital records are fake, btw :rotfl:) I think you should ask permission from Dowly first (and i dont think he will grant that, since he is the great, unchallenged father) and NO, i havent slept with Dowly..!
If you havent noticed, im a male, and givin' birth would be impossible (and painful):rotfl:
And Bernard could be a secret german experiment gone wrong, who knows..

[Tachyon]

The hospital records state otherwise. And I'm thinking of entering an article in Wikipedia regarding the connection b/w you and Bernard :sunny:
Thats too much honour for me to take (and the hospital records are fake, btw :rotfl:) I think you should ask permission from Dowly first (and i dont think he will grant that, since he is the great, unchallenged father) and NO, i havent slept with Dowly..!
If you havent noticed, im a male, and givin' birth would be impossible (and painful):rotfl:
And Bernard could be a secret german experiment gone wrong, who knows..

After that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called "Junior" , nothing is impossible, my dear Seth :know:

[_Seth_]

The hospital records state otherwise. And I'm thinking of entering an article in Wikipedia regarding the connection b/w you and Bernard :sunny:
Thats too much honour for me to take (and the hospital records are fake, btw :rotfl:) I think you should ask permission from Dowly first (and i dont think he will grant that, since he is the great, unchallenged father) and NO, i havent slept with Dowly..!
If you havent noticed, im a male, and givin' birth would be impossible (and painful):rotfl:
And Bernard could be a secret german experiment gone wrong, who knows..
After that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called "Junior" , nothing is impossible, my dear Seth :know:

:rotfl:

[Saukko]

Bernard and his daughter? From the way she is holding that LAW...

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5866/bernardgy3.jpg

[_Seth_]

Bernard and his daughter? From the way she is holding that LAW...

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5866/bernardgy3.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:(No personal offence is ment, if "Bernard" or the "burn-your-shoulder" babe is reading this) :rotfl::rotfl:

[Tachyon]

I think Bernard is teaching her how to blow herself (no pun intended).

[stabiz]

If that really is Bernard she might be smarter than we think. A small sacrifice for the greater good, eh?

[_Seth_]

If that really is Bernard she might be smarter than we think. A small sacrifice for the greater good, eh?

:rotfl::rotfl:Good one, mate!

[Respenus]

Try this out! This is the real Bernard!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=228347

[_Seth_]

Try this out! This is the real Bernard!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=228347

Thats him!!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Try this out! This is the real Bernard!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=228347

AWESOME :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[IceGrog]

I was actually wondering when someone would catch on and use that name lol :D

Anyway...I've been sniffing around the nursery and just happened to come across Bernards christening photo...here it is :yep:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4404/uglyoldmanwf8.gif

is it only me that this looks like Popeye on some eye poping drugs:o

[Respenus]

RUN!!!

[Biggles]

NO TURNING BACK! DO NOT RETREAT!


WE shall prevail over this threat! To arms comrades!:arrgh!:

[Tachyon]

<Deleted for Sheer Stupidity on my part>

[_Seth_]

I wonder: Do you have a crush on me? You are spending a lot of time worrying about me & Bernard. As i told you, i have nothing to do with him, he is Dowly's excellent creation. It sound like you hold a personal grudge against me.

Lock Seth and you lock the scum of the universe named Bernard
Is this a request to the admins to permban me? In that case, i would ask the moderators to look into this issue.

I think its ok to joke about Bernard, i do that all the time myself. But noone here on subsim relates this guy to other members. That could be considered a personal attack. Yeah, Bernard is just a "made-up-guy", to blame for all mishaps, but if you continueosly keep on realting him to people in here, they will be fed up. I can take a joke, trust me, (the other excellent people here on subsim know that), but please, im tired of you relating me to Bernard. If i have offended you, im willing to discuss the matters around that, but i cant see that i have done that. Please, i think its enough now.

Kind regards

_Seth_

[Tachyon]

I apologize, I guess I have been more than a little immature lately. I guess I shouldn't post on the forums after drinking... Disregard my posts.

[_Seth_]

Apology accepted.