View Full Version : This game is rediculous.
THE_MASK
11-09-06, 12:56 AM
I have been playing SH3 since the day it was released and only just now i realise that if i right click on the officers then it will take me to the dials and i can adjust them that way .:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl:
RTFM
:rotfl::rotfl:
The Noob
11-09-06, 02:28 AM
http://www.avforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rtfm.gif
Thats so insane funny. :D
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Biggles
11-09-06, 05:41 AM
What? you can rightclick on the officers?:o
I didn`t know that either!
THE_MASK
11-09-06, 05:58 AM
Right Click on the navigator and you see the depth under keel thing . Left click the bottom button and whamo .
I feel like a real dickwad for not knowing i could check depth under keel with this atfer playing for 18 months .
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8553/wtfnv6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
melnibonian
11-09-06, 06:16 AM
Really ?????????
I had no idea :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
THE_MASK
11-09-06, 06:50 AM
Really ?????????
I had no idea :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
What, that i was a dickwad or that you could right click on the officers.
melnibonian
11-09-06, 06:56 AM
I'm on the same situation like you mate. I have never right-clicked on the officers as well. Maby I haven't explaned myself correctly. I am really sorry for that it was not intentional.
THE_MASK
11-09-06, 06:58 AM
I'm on the same situation like you mate. I have never right-clicked on the officers as well. Maby I haven't explaned myself correctly. I am really sorry for that it was not intentional.
Only joking buddy , relax.
Biggles
11-09-06, 07:00 AM
I didn`t know that either!
LOL, are ironic Stabiz? It seems like a lad like you would know anything about this game:rotfl: :rotfl:
melnibonian
11-09-06, 07:00 AM
I'm on the same situation like you mate. I have never right-clicked on the officers as well. Maby I haven't explaned myself correctly. I am really sorry for that it was not intentional.
Only joking buddy , relax.
:D :D
:up:
I didn`t know that either!
LOL, are ironic Stabiz? It seems like a lad like you would know anything about this game:rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl:Somehow everybody think I know much about the game, I dont even play at 100%. And I found out that you can use free cam inside the boat a month ago. :rotfl:
Biggles
11-09-06, 08:19 AM
I didn`t know that either!
LOL, are ironic Stabiz? It seems like a lad like you would know anything about this game:rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl:Somehow everybody think I know much about the game, I dont even play at 100%. And I found out that you can use free cam inside the boat a month ago. :rotfl:
GET OUT!!!!!!:o
freecam in boat whats that? and I play on 0% if you are intrested.......:rotfl:
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 08:23 AM
Well roll me on the beach and call me Sandy. I did not know that. I will give it a go next patrol! Thanks for bringing it up even in fear of being chastised for it.
*Rolls AVGWarhawk on the beach, while yelling "SANDYYYY SANDYYYYY"*
I didn`t know that either!
LOL, are ironic Stabiz? It seems like a lad like you would know anything about this game:rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl:Somehow everybody think I know much about the game, I dont even play at 100%. And I found out that you can use free cam inside the boat a month ago. :rotfl:
GET OUT!!!!!!:o
freecam in boat whats that? and I play on 0% if you are intrested.......:rotfl:
Shift + F2 when you are inside the boat, and you can roam around, and vene go through the hatches.
Biggles
11-09-06, 09:00 AM
Heeey, that's cool! I'll check it out, as soon as does lazy bums finish my computer......:roll:
HunterICX
11-09-06, 09:20 AM
:oops: I found out the Fire torpedo button yesterday....
:huh: What do you mean? The big red one?
HunterICX
11-09-06, 09:46 AM
:huh: What do you mean? The big red one?
yeah:o it seems to open the doors first and then they make the torpedo go out...isnt that amazing:o
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 09:58 AM
:huh: What do you mean? The big red one?
yeah:o it seems to open the doors first and then they make the torpedo go out...isnt that amazing:o
I suspect this is a joke. I know the page up/page down buttons work the periscope LOL
HunterICX
11-09-06, 10:02 AM
:huh: What do you mean? The big red one?
yeah:o it seems to open the doors first and then they make the torpedo go out...isnt that amazing:o
I suspect this is a joke. I know the page up/page down buttons work the periscope LOL
Now way!!!! It works...
now this is top secret...if you click on the dial thats on the left of the 3 dials...ur moving!!!
Biggles
11-09-06, 10:10 AM
I think it's hard to keep something a secret on an internet forum mate:roll:
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 10:17 AM
What I cannot understand is when I hit the C key all these bells and whistles go off. People start screaming and slamming doors. Quite odd.....
We are just poking fun and that is all! If you cannot laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?:lol:
melnibonian
11-09-06, 10:27 AM
We are just poking fun and that is all! If you cannot laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?:lol:
This is absolutely true. I feel that all this laughter is, except from good sense of humour, a release valve for the excitement of GWX :D :D :D
What's a torpedo?
:rotfl::up:
melnibonian
11-09-06, 10:34 AM
What's a torpedo?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Now we're getting serious :up: :up: :up:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Next question I guess will be if real U-Boat Captains knew how to swim;) (and we know about Bernard already:p )
Biggles
11-09-06, 11:03 AM
What's a U-boat?:o
FIREWALL
11-09-06, 11:07 AM
Geez I think we just about have enough members here to form our
own" Knucklehead" club. :) Who wants to be President & Grand Poohbah. :-j :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
What's a torpedo?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Now we're getting serious :up: :up: :up:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Next question I guess will be if real U-Boat Captains knew how to swim;) (and we know about Bernard already:p )
It's not a question of if, it's a question of why would they need to know? I mean, they were in a perfectly safe ship right?
HunterICX
11-09-06, 11:56 AM
I asked a very familiar face ''who the f*ck is this donitz, to me it sounds like a complete d!ckhead''
his reply ''that would be me'':o
mr chris
11-09-06, 12:01 PM
I asked a very familiar face ''who the f*ck is this donitz, to me it sounds like a complete d!ckhead''
his reply ''that would be me'':o
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Safe-Keeper
11-09-06, 12:06 PM
What's a torpedo?That one really got me laughing.
It also gave me a weird pic' in my head of someone having played the game for three months complaining about balance and then suddenly posting in ecstacy, "oh my God, I just found out that I can launch huge underwater missiles with propellers that blow just about whatever the Hell up!".
:rotfl:Somehow everybody think I know much about the game, I dont even play at 100%. And I found out that you can use free cam inside the boat a month ago. :rotfl:Heh, it took me an eternity to figure out that by hitting "." and "," (or "<" and ">" or yet something else... It depends on your keyboard), you could have the camera follow vessels. Pity it gets broken for the remainder of the mission when you attach it to land units, though:cry:.
And it did take me some time to learn about Shift+F2 and Ctrl+Page Up/Insert, too.
What's a torpedo?That one really got me laughing.
It also gave me a weird pic' in my head of someone having played the game for three months complaining about balance and then suddenly posting in ecstacy, "oh my God, I just found out that I can launch huge underwater missiles with propellers that blow just about whatever the Hell up!".
Or even better someone wondering just how they were going to use the deck gun to hit something while submerged...
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 12:34 PM
Geez I think we just about have enough members here to form our
own" Knucklehead" club. :) Who wants to be President & Grand Poohbah. :-j :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All in favor of BERNARD say "Aye".
HunterICX
11-09-06, 12:37 PM
Geez I think we just about have enough members here to form our
own" Knucklehead" club. :) Who wants to be President & Grand Poohbah. :-j :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All in favor of BERNARD say "Aye".
Right, and he will force in a law that would force Uboats to have 95% of its crew to be named ''Bernards with the officials Bernard Qualification'' that would cause lots Bernard f!ck ups , so the war is lost before it began:know:
FIREWALL
11-09-06, 01:04 PM
I asked a very familiar face ''who the f*ck is this donitz, to me it sounds like a complete d!ckhead''
his reply ''that would be me'':o
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Deimos01
11-09-06, 01:23 PM
Well dang, you can add me to the club too. I had no idea about the whole right click thing and I been playin since release.:oops:
One quick question. Why do they call these types of ships submarines/u-boots? The name seems to suggest that they can go underwater but that is just silly.
SubConscious
11-09-06, 01:45 PM
I've learned a lot from this thread! :know:
I had been playing for months before I found a post in this forum about the functionality of the little buttons next to the speed telgraph, compass, and depth dials. All this time I was wondering about the "6 Dials" mods I saw, wondering what the other three dials were... :88)
The funny part (for me) was that prior to this "discovery", I had complained to my wife that the game interface really was a PITA, as there wasn't any way to specify a speed, adjust the rudder, or set a depth deeper than 25 meters. I used to just press the "D" key (for dive) and press the "A" key to maintain the depth I wanted.
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 01:57 PM
I've learned a lot from this thread! :know:
I had been playing for months before I found a post in this forum about the functionality of the little buttons next to the speed telgraph, compass, and depth dials. All this time I was wondering about the "6 Dials" mods I saw, wondering what the other three dials were... :88)
The funny part (for me) was that prior to this "discovery", I had complained to my wife that the game interface really was a PITA, as there wasn't any way to specify a speed, adjust the rudder, or set a depth deeper than 25 meters. I used to just press the "D" key (for dive) and press the "A" key to maintain the depth I wanted.
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:
YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!!!:rock:
Der Eisen-Wal
11-09-06, 02:00 PM
i was just going on a surface cruise and some tommy fella attacked me, i thought this was Yacht Simulator 2006?
Safe-Keeper
11-09-06, 02:17 PM
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:The video tutorials and the manual combined teach you a good deal.
There's also the Community Manual.
SubConscious
11-09-06, 02:22 PM
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:The video tutorials and the manual combined teach you a good deal.
There's also the Community Manual.
Good point. Adding to the Community Manual sounds like the best bet. :up:
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 02:22 PM
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:The video tutorials and the manual combined teach you a good deal.
There's also the Community Manual.
Yeah but we are lazy and are not affraid to admit it!
spork542
11-09-06, 03:16 PM
What does the big red button actually do? I pressed it and requested a targeting solution to an enemy ship. I fired, and the ship exploded. Why? I didn't think Bernard was an explosive. It was just a greeting. Then I got attacked by a destroyer and I had to surrender. It was only intended to be a greeting! It's not fair!!! :cry:
Sailor Steve
11-09-06, 05:02 PM
I've learned a lot from this thread! :know:
I had been playing for months before I found a post in this forum about the functionality of the little buttons next to the speed telgraph, compass, and depth dials. All this time I was wondering about the "6 Dials" mods I saw, wondering what the other three dials were... :88)
The funny part (for me) was that prior to this "discovery", I had complained to my wife that the game interface really was a PITA, as there wasn't any way to specify a speed, adjust the rudder, or set a depth deeper than 25 meters. I used to just press the "D" key (for dive) and press the "A" key to maintain the depth I wanted.
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:
Um...have a look at the keyboard map that comes with the game. It lists all the keys, all the shift + keys, all the control + keys etc.
Unless you were joking, then I'm :oops: .
AVGWarhawk
11-09-06, 07:21 PM
I've learned a lot from this thread! :know:
I had been playing for months before I found a post in this forum about the functionality of the little buttons next to the speed telgraph, compass, and depth dials. All this time I was wondering about the "6 Dials" mods I saw, wondering what the other three dials were... :88)
The funny part (for me) was that prior to this "discovery", I had complained to my wife that the game interface really was a PITA, as there wasn't any way to specify a speed, adjust the rudder, or set a depth deeper than 25 meters. I used to just press the "D" key (for dive) and press the "A" key to maintain the depth I wanted.
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:
Um...have a look at the keyboard map that comes with the game. It lists all the keys, all the shift + keys, all the control + keys etc.
Unless you were joking, then I'm :oops: .
Oh sure Steve, throw logic in our face see if we care......LOL:lol:
SubConscious
11-09-06, 07:45 PM
Um...have a look at the keyboard map that comes with the game. It lists all the keys, all the shift + keys, all the control + keys etc.
Unless you were joking, then I'm :oops: .
I have the keyboard map in front of me. It doesn't list all of the keyboard options. The manual is also lacking various details.
spork542
11-09-06, 07:47 PM
I've learned a lot from this thread! :know:
I had been playing for months before I found a post in this forum about the functionality of the little buttons next to the speed telgraph, compass, and depth dials. All this time I was wondering about the "6 Dials" mods I saw, wondering what the other three dials were... :88)
The funny part (for me) was that prior to this "discovery", I had complained to my wife that the game interface really was a PITA, as there wasn't any way to specify a speed, adjust the rudder, or set a depth deeper than 25 meters. I used to just press the "D" key (for dive) and press the "A" key to maintain the depth I wanted.
Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!: Um...have a look at the keyboard map that comes with the game. It lists all the keys, all the shift + keys, all the control + keys etc.
Unless you were joking, then I'm :oops: .
Oh sure Steve, throw logic in our face see if we care......LOL:lol:
Logic? What is this... logic you speak of? :)
SubConscious
11-09-06, 08:51 PM
Attn: Sailor Steve
Some examples of deficits on the keyboard map (from the Community Manual):
Shift + F2 = Internal Free Camera
Control + F8 = Show Frame Rate
- (Event Camera) = View your boat from enemy's position
Control + Left Click = Center View on Navigation Map
Control + F11 = Screenshot
Shift + F11 = Continuous Screenshots
Numberpad . (Delete) = Hide game interface
Control + Numberpad . (Delete) = Remove orange marker on ocean surface when submerged
THE_MASK
11-09-06, 09:10 PM
I hate it when i go to take a screenshot and press shift + F11 by mistake . My computer locks up and i have to go to desktop and cancell it .
Better to use fraps, then you can assign buttons yourself.
TheSatyr
11-09-06, 09:34 PM
Who is this Admiral Donuts and why is half my crew named Simpson?????
mookiemookie
11-09-06, 11:10 PM
Who is this Admiral Donuts and why is half my crew named Simpson?????
They're probably a hell of a lot more capable if than half your crew was named Bernard ;)
Steeltrap
11-10-06, 12:02 AM
I'm a bit worried by the guy in my control room....
Every time I order something he repeats it - wish he'd say something for himself. All he seems to do is look over the shoulders of people actually doing something useful, or tell me readings on dials I can see myself.
Worst of all, he gets romantic when we dive.....keeps telling me we're approaching "crush" depth....yikes!!
HunterICX
11-10-06, 04:25 AM
I'm a bit worried by the guy in my control room....
Every time I order something he repeats it - wish he'd say something for himself. All he seems to do is look over the shoulders of people actually doing something useful, or tell me readings on dials I can see myself.
Worst of all, he gets romantic when we dive.....keeps telling me we're approaching "crush" depth....yikes!!
maybe so, but his face expresion is like ''Crush depth? Who cares''
I could slap him in the face for that and say ''Be a virgin school girl and panic!!!''
on the other hand I dont want that he is going to scream ''O MY GOD CRUSH DEPTH WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! ABANDON SHIP!'' and pulls out a gun and shoots himself. not that I care that he is dead but the officers are getting exspensive you know...well at the rate that I,m at :smug:
Sailor Steve
11-10-06, 02:20 PM
Attn: Sailor Steve
Some examples of deficits on the keyboard map (from the Community Manual): etc etc
Then I guess I am :oops:
My excuse? I haven't been able to look at the game or any of its components for almost five months now; I was going on memory.:dead:
TheSatyr
11-10-06, 06:11 PM
Since my last name happens to be Bernard,my crew doesn't have a chance in hell...:rotfl:
SubConscious
11-10-06, 06:28 PM
Then I guess I am :oops:
My excuse? I haven't been able to look at the game or any of its components for almost five months now; I was going on memory.:dead:
No worries, friend! I'm sorry to hear that you're so busy that you can't find the time to play.
I'll be in the same boat either later this month or next and will be out of commission for a few months.
- A n00b covers his tracks -
Since my last name happens to be Bernard,my crew doesn't have a chance in hell...:rotfl:
:huh:
SubConscious
11-11-06, 09:36 PM
- A n00b covers his tracks -
Sorry - I don't understand this reference. Who is the n00b?
THE_MASK
11-11-06, 10:49 PM
- A n00b covers his tracks -
Sorry - I don't understand this reference. Who is the n00b?
He will need a whole truck load of sand to cover these tracks . I am covered up to my neck in it .
- A n00b covers his tracks -
Sorry - I don't understand this reference. Who is the n00b?
I am the n00b! :oops: I messed up some quoting, and deleted the post.
SubConscious
11-11-06, 11:33 PM
- A n00b covers his tracks -
Sorry - I don't understand this reference. Who is the n00b?
I am the n00b! :oops: I messed up some quoting, and deleted the post.
:rotfl: Ah, it's good to know that I'm not alone in this... ;)
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