Let out on good behavior!

[Reece]

Hi, Well Gizzmoe threw me in the brig for posting a thread with a taboo subject, He was going to throw away the key but after getting sore knees He had pity on me and I was eventually released on good behaviour!:oops:
I had to post this thread as a warning to others because the conditions while serving time in the Brig were horrific::cry:
1) The bed was full of bedbugs & I got a large rash in areas I don't wish to elaborate on.
2) I wouldn't have minded the bread & water diet for breakfast except for the green growth on the bread & the water smelt like sulphur!:o
3) Trying to get the weavily beans down at tea time was a chore, so I opted for the cockroaches as these were in abundance & tasted better anyway.:yep:
4) The smell, I couldn't get used to the stale urine mixed with some other smell like rancid vomit, what ever it was I hated it!:x
At first I thought Gizzmoe was just flexing his muscles, but after careful consideration (and being released early) I must agree that his punishment was Just!;)
Well back to posting, a little wiser though.:lol:
Cheers,
Reece.

[Respenus]

It's good to hear that prison has finally educated someone and that they will not stray on the path of evil again :p

Good to hear that the conditions in the brig are so good. I've heard of worse!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Sounds like fairly standard u-boat fare to me.

[mr chris]

Crikey First Recce and now Gibs are or have been in the brig what is happening around here?
Next someone is going to say that Sir Big Jugs has left again.

[IceGrog]

Taboo huh! I’ve been to that island once. Time in the brig, well I guess you are glad you don’t have one of those avatars like Navy Dude, or that Wild Thing

[NipplesTheCat]

Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

[Respenus]

Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

But you do realise, that posting here will make Gizzmoe look at your name and then...the brig for you young man! :dead:

[AVGWarhawk]

Thankfully there are revolving doors of justice!!!

[SteamWake]

Probably the best thing you could have done is to say nothing at all :hmm:

[NipplesTheCat]

My name isnt against the rules.....is it?

[Jimbuna]

Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: CLASSIC :rock:

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

My name isnt against the rules.....is it?

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j

[Sailor Steve]

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j
Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)

[JScones]

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j
Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)
I think he is just milking an opportunity here.

[P_Funk]

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday) I think he is just milking an opportunity here.
OH good God! It just never ends!

But now I'm so very curious WHICH taboo subject it was?:hmm: DAMN, I'll never know.

[bookworm_020]

Forget the brig! Keelhaul! Keelhaul!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Stop acting like a 'pussy' lol :oops:

[NipplesTheCat]

You guys are worse than my father and grandfather combined.:rotfl:

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j
Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)
I think he is just milking an opportunity here.

Be calf-ful; I don't want to steer anyone in the wrong direction, but neither will I be cow-ed . . .

. . . and that's no bull. ;)

[GT182]

Tit for tat. ;)

NTC, you mean your grandmother had no control?

[U-snafu]

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j
Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)
I think he is just milking an opportunity here.

Be calf-ful; I don't want to steer anyone in the wrong direction, but neither will I be cow-ed . . .

. . . and that's no bull. ;)

I can see where this is going:rotfl: :rotfl: My guess is about another 5 posts until it gets-nipped- in the bud:rotfl:

[d@rk51d3]

Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

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How do they taste?.........other than bad.:rotfl:

[Steeltrap]

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

:-j
Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)
I think he is just milking an opportunity here.

Be calf-ful; I don't want to steer anyone in the wrong direction, but neither will I be cow-ed . . .

. . . and that's no bull. ;)

Nothing to be gained from crying over spilled milk......

Anyone feel they're on the horns of a dilemma?

And this one's for Steve:

Much amoo about nothing....:damn: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[JScones]

I think this thread is teat-ering on the brink of corny puns.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

:o :o :o :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[P_Funk]

I think this thread is teat-ering on the brink of corny puns.
Brink? I believe it was your Corny Jackboot that kicked this thread over the edge. Or at least you pushed as hard as anyone.:up:

Revel in thine creation and then run away screaming.

[JScones]

I think this thread is teat-ering on the brink of corny puns.
Brink? I believe it was your Corny Jackboot that kicked this thread over the edge. Or at least you pushed as hard as anyone.:up:

Revel in thine creation and then run away screaming.
Hehe, perhaps I was too subtle...

I think this thread is teat-ering on the brink of corny puns.

:)

[Reece]

Well it's no use crying over spilt milk is it, but you guys are certainly milking this thread for all it's worth!!:rotfl:
I thought Gizz would have had something to say by now, but there ya go!!:D

[Engel der Vernichtung]

Moooo-ve along, please....

[SteamWake]

Lets just put this thread out to pasture.

It makes my blood curdle.

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

It is getting rather cheese-ey, yes. At the risk of sounding like some sort of Munster, I think I'm pretty Gouda at puns; I seem to have a whey with them.

:88)

[AVGWarhawk]

Hey now brown cow! These puns are making me gut curdle!!!:yep: I'm going to go lay down in the Cottage of Cheese.

[P_Funk]

Wow this is like open mic night at the comedy club and the turnout SUCKS!

Wow there may be alot of talented authors here but apparently we're shy on comedians.