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06-20-2006, 05:22 AM
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Lieutenant
 Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Scotland
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Pessimystic Meg
Anyone in the UK will probably know the astrologist Mystic Meg. They may not know of her twin sister Pessimystic Meg. My horoscope for today is;
"Today your hat will not fit you correctly, causing discomfort around the ears. Unlucky dip: Skinny" There goes my nude pirate pool party. Warning, some adult language in predictions http://www.pessimysticmeg.tk/ |
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06-20-2006, 09:53 PM
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Admiral
 Join Date: Oct 2004
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Mine:
"Speak in a monotonous voice to people that normally bore you. Keep this up until they **** ***". "Lucky number: 0" So are you ******* *** anytime soon? (spoken in a monotonous tone).
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand |
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06-21-2006, 06:19 AM
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Engineer
 Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Wales
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"Today will find you well. You will meet the love of your life and settle down to raise a family that will be the envy of others. Your career will prosper, and unimaginable wealth and fame will soon be yours.
Believe me? HAHA! You gullible *******wit!" Charming.
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