Your favorite game dialogue?

[Dowly]

The title says it all.

From Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater:

This one comes, when you are not wearing anything on your upper body and you call to Sigint, a weapons professional:

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option
under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But
without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster.
You don't get any advantages whatsoever.

Snake: Sure there are.

Sigint: Like what?

Snake: It feels good.

Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.

Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.

Sigint: What?

Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

Sigint: Say WHAT!?

Snake: My pants, can I...

Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

When I called Sigint while hiding in a cardboard box:

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get
inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here;
in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner
peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was
meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is
everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a
decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

:rotfl:

[Takeda Shingen]

Silent Hunter 3--

BdU: Be more aggressive!


A close second is Dangerous Waters:

You have been counter-detected. Continue with your mission.

[gdogghenrikson]

You now prossessdracula's rib

actually is says prossess when you get any of dracula's items--Castlevania 2

[Godalmighty83]

the all time classic - all your base are belong to us!

[Type941]

I don't really remember games THAT well to be honest, but the voice from original C&C was very nice - that woman saying 'Unit Lost'. Again.Again and Again.. :rotfl:

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Type941

I don't really remember games THAT well to be honest, but the voice from original C&C was very nice - that woman saying 'Unit Lost'. Again.Again and Again.. :rotfl:

"Nuclear launch detected....unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost, Mission failed."

[Etienne]

"Presidente! You're people are stoooooopid!" - Tropico

[2019]

Welcome back commander

[Scion]

Originally Posted by Oberon

"Nuclear launch detected....unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost, Mission failed."

You forgot the "Our Base is under attack" part.

[Deathblow]

Originally Posted by Godalmighty83

the all time classic - all your base are belong to us!

"What Happened?... Someone set up us the bomb.
We get signal. What! Main screen turn on.
Its you!"

"How are you gentlemen!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US."

Originally Posted by Oberon

"Nuclear launch detected....unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost, Mission failed."

[TteFAboB]

Elliot, you idiot! *slap* *slap*.

[Skybird]

Metal Gear Solid 1, German version.

scene: near a base's main enterance, Snake hiding, and using his binoculars to spy out where the guards are positioned.

Radio: "Sehen Sie das Tor?"
Snake: "Ja. Soll ich anklopfen und fragen, ob ich mir ein Ei borgen kann...?"

---

translation:
Radio: "Do you see the gate?"
Snake: "Yes. Should I knock and ask if they can lend me an egg...?"

[kiwi_2005]

FPS, Vietcong.

In the training missions very funny. Can't put down here, in other words game is rated R18

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Skybird

translation:
Radio: "Do you see the gate?"
Snake: "Yes. Should I knock and ask if they can lend me an egg...?"

I remember that. :rotfl:

MGS series is full of these funny conversations. IMO Metal Gear Solid is the Pulp Fiction of the games what comes to the dialogues.

[jumpy]

"Commander destroyed!"

"Nuclear missile detected!" or similar, after 5 hours of building your base and units up for an all out attack, when your m8 has been patiently building as many nuclear missile silos as he can and launches a doomsday nuclear missile strike comprising of dozens and dozens of incoming missiles... there's usually not much left after that hehe.

Total Annihilation.

and in the first Warcraft game:

you could click on a knight (human) repeatedly and he'd say:

"Yes?"
click-click
"My Lord?"
click-click
"What?!"
click-click
"What do you want?"
click-click
"Why do you keep touching me?!"