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Old 07-31-2005, 04:32 AM   #1
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Default The Worst War Movies of All Time

OK... here goes.

1. Pearl Harbor (2001) I still want my $10 and those 2hours, 4 minutes back.... pure crap.
2. The Conqueror (1956) "this Tartar woman is for me... my heart says, take her!"...oh, Duke, how could you?
3. Midway (1976) All WW2 footage with cuts to Chuck on the bridge of a carrier.... hmmm...
4. Vercingétorix (2001) Holy crap....this was bad.
5. They Died With Their Boots On (1941) propaganda never sat well with me...
6. Heartbreak Ridge (1986)...yack.
7. Iron Eagle II (1988) 'nuff said.
8. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988).. the least you could do is to make the sequel story line follow the first two.... sheesh.
9. Red Dawn (1984) Reagan-era hysteria.
10. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) Because one Chuck Norris film in the list isn't enough...
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Old 07-31-2005, 04:40 AM   #2
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Odd you picked Midway, that is, to me, one of the greats, I still watch it every time it airs.
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Old 07-31-2005, 04:41 AM   #3
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I just think that the weak story line and the heavy use of stock WW II footage was a lazy-ass way to make a film.

Just an opinion....
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Old 07-31-2005, 04:54 AM   #4
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Here's a couple more:

11. The Purple Heart (1944) Must be seen to be beleived, e.g. when the Chinese fellow murders his stoolie father in the courtroom.

12. Kelly's Heroes (1970) Don Sutherland as the "stoner" tank driver is pretty silly as is the rest of this "heist" flick.
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:08 AM   #5
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Actually, despite saying I love all war movies on the other thread, I'd have to agree 100% with Pearl Harbor at #1. And I'd add in U-571 at #2.

There is a limit before historical inaccuracy just becomes plain distracting. Battle of the Bulge pushes it, but these two (and Bridge on the River Kwai) go too far...at least in my humble opinion.
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:18 AM   #6
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U-571. Hands down.
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Old 07-31-2005, 06:11 AM   #7
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Old 07-31-2005, 06:34 AM   #8
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I thought Midway was pretty good actually.

Have only seen small parts of "Pearl Harbour", but those already confirm a top position in this list for me. I thought "Tobruk" was pretty bad too.
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Old 07-31-2005, 08:21 AM   #9
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U-571 definitely...

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Old 07-31-2005, 08:25 AM   #10
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A film I thought was really bad was 'When Trumpets fade' made by either the writer or director of 'Hamburger Hill.' I cannot explain why I hated it so much, becuase, in actual fact the setting (the Hurtgen forest,) is an interesting and much ignored part of WW2.

Oh, actually, I do know why I didn't like it; It was badly written, the action sucked and the acting blowed...
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Old 07-31-2005, 08:41 AM   #11
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Ok...ok it was a comedy actually but lets don't split hairs.....PH was a love story in disguise
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Old 07-31-2005, 08:48 AM   #12
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Das Boot (1981)
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:03 AM   #13
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In Enemy Hands (2004) !!! Also known as U Boat in Europe.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316824/


This is the worst war movie, and should rank as one of the worst movie ever. It makes U 571 look like a masterpiece. It has to take top honors because it was made only a few years ago, there is just no excuse for the factual errors as well as terrible acting, sets, effects........
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:11 AM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cdr Gibs
Das Boot (1981)
Wow, someone actually rates this as the worst?

That's more than a little surprising, considering just about everyone here, (and their mothers I bet), love that movie!
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:13 AM   #15
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