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07-04-2011, 04:02 PM
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Grey Wolf
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must start wiv "did you know"
did you know, that if a snail crawled up the inside of your leg and down the inside of the other one, it would be a week before you said, oooh that was nice.
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07-04-2011, 06:50 PM
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Navy Seal
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“My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl.”
“The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.”
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07-04-2011, 09:56 PM
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Grey Wolf
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"Did you know- You're a big man, but you're outta shape"
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07-05-2011, 04:48 AM
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Boobmeister
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07-05-2011, 04:48 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything".
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07-05-2011, 05:28 AM
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Sea Knight
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"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?" ![]() "He reminds me of something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe in the gutter! Very unpleasant, on a hot day. "
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07-05-2011, 05:59 AM
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Tory Hunter
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07-05-2011, 07:08 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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"Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America".
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07-05-2011, 07:23 AM
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Ace of the Deep
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Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
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07-05-2011, 07:24 AM
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Grey Wolf
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oi, don't you frow spears at me
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07-05-2011, 07:32 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.
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07-05-2011, 07:34 AM
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Tory Hunter
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Lieutenant John Chard: What's our strength?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Seven officers including surgeon, commissaries and so on; Adendorff now I suppose; wounded and sick 36, fit for duty 97 and about 40 native levies. Not much of an army for you.
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07-05-2011, 12:06 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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07-05-2011, 12:08 PM
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Just A Kid At Heart
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Takka-takka-takka!
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07-05-2011, 12:11 PM
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Buick Driver
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“She’s the hottest thing on the beach. She’s also his best friend’s daughter!”
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