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Old 07-04-2011, 04:02 PM   #1
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must start wiv "did you know"

did you know, that if a snail crawled up the inside of your leg and down the inside of the other one, it would be a week before you said, oooh that was nice.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:50 PM   #2
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:56 PM   #3
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"Did you know- You're a big man, but you're outta shape"

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Old 07-05-2011, 04:48 AM   #4
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:48 AM   #5
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:28 AM   #6
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"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?"




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Old 07-05-2011, 05:59 AM   #7
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Default you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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Old 07-05-2011, 07:08 AM   #8
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Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:24 AM   #10
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At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.
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Lieutenant John Chard: What's our strength?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Seven officers including surgeon, commissaries and so on; Adendorff now I suppose; wounded and sick 36, fit for duty 97 and about 40 native levies. Not much of an army for you.
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