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Old 09-09-2010, 05:39 AM   #1
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Default Bacon theft!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11233757

Lets have those bacon related jokes....
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Old 09-09-2010, 05:44 AM   #2
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Someone broke into our school when I was a kid and stole butter, like 5kg of it.
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Old 09-09-2010, 06:04 AM   #3
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they probably didn't find the vaseline
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Old 09-09-2010, 06:19 AM   #4
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MUST....HAVE......BACON.....
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Old 09-09-2010, 06:43 AM   #5
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piggy in the middle?

Someone will squeal on the thief!
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:04 PM   #6
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Old 09-09-2010, 04:06 PM   #7
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Post of the day I think
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:39 AM   #8
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It wasn't me I swear... Honest..
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Old 09-10-2010, 10:19 AM   #9
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If he went to all that effort of breaking in why didn't he have the great British fry up?

Bacon, Sausages, eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, ham and two slices of fried bread.

Call for 999 ambulance on stand by.
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Old 09-10-2010, 10:30 AM   #10
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This is what he needed the bacon for...
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Old 09-10-2010, 10:32 AM   #11
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This is more likely
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Old 09-10-2010, 10:55 AM   #12
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Oh that is just wrong
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Eddible underwear, I certainly approve.
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Old 09-10-2010, 11:34 AM   #14
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Eddible underwear, I certainly approve.
Edible undies... minus trichinosis, hopefully.
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Oh that is just wrong
But so right
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