Do ya Want Balz in SHV?

Brag · 01-18-2010, 05:11 PM

Do you want Balz to transfer into the SH5 world, and have the Hero of the Kriegsmarine compete with your tonnage?

HundertzehnGustav · 01-18-2010, 05:47 PM

That F'n Noob is welcome over here!

fair_weather · 01-18-2010, 06:14 PM

Can't have the sinky sinky without the hoochie woochie!

CaptainHaplo · 01-18-2010, 08:06 PM

I vant Bernard Bernhard back!

FIREWALL · 01-18-2010, 08:52 PM

You bet.

But only if his two brothers Itchy & Scratchy stay in port.

TarJak · 01-18-2010, 08:57 PM

No thanks I'll bring my own.

How could we leave Balz in port when this baby sets sail?

Sailor Steve · 01-18-2010, 11:08 PM

Would that be one perfect Balz, or several so-so Balzes?

Balz done right, or Balz delivered on schedule?

Only if his interface looks right.

Only if his shoulders are the right height.

Only if his hoochie-woochies twirl in the right direction.

Only if he eats my soup.

looney · 01-19-2010, 12:34 AM

Balz aint dead yet? If not Hoochi woochie time

Torp III · 01-19-2010, 06:27 PM

Any Silent Hunter sim is not complete without B & B (Balz & Bernard)

HundertzehnGustav · 01-19-2010, 06:37 PM

bring Bernard along too

looney · 01-20-2010, 01:54 AM

Bernard is making the soup guys don't worry

frau kaleun · 01-20-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Bernard is making the soup guys don't worry

Does this feature come with a convenient shortcut key for summoning the medic?

looney · 01-20-2010, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Does this feature come with a convenient shortcut key for summoning the medic?

Consider it a return to base event

same as being out of torpedoes, destroyed scopes etc etc

frau kaleun · 01-20-2010, 04:09 PM

Nevertheless perhaps we could get an SH3 Commander mod that allows us to add a qualified foodtaster to the crew. Or at least upgrade the number and quality of barf buckets for that long, unpleasant ride home.

Not to mention some high quality double-ply for the 'loo.

Pisces · 01-20-2010, 04:21 PM

.... with a SH5 Special Edition Tea-Cozy!

View Poll Results: Do you want to suffer Johan Sebastian Balz on SHV, too?
Who is Balz?	24	38.71%
Keep the bugger out	6	9.68%
Viva Balz	6	9.68%
Hoochie Woochie forever!	26	41.94%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

01-18-2010, 05:11 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked at the foot of the Andes Posts: 7,044 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Do ya Want Balz in SHV? Do you want Balz to transfer into the SH5 world, and have the Hero of the Kriegsmarine compete with your tonnage? __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

01-18-2010, 05:47 PM	#2
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,895 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	That F'n Noob is welcome over here! __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

01-18-2010, 06:14 PM	#3
fair_weather Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 197 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Can't have the sinky sinky without the hoochie woochie! __________________ Information on the Real SS-228

01-18-2010, 08:06 PM	#4
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,897 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I vant Bernard Bernhard back! __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

01-18-2010, 08:52 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol SUBSIM Welcome Committee Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,160 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	You bet. But only if his two brothers Itchy & Scratchy stay in port. __________________ I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-18-2010, 08:57 PM	#6
TarJak Sea Knight Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 13,146 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No thanks I'll bring my own. How could we leave Balz in port when this baby sets sail? __________________ "there's nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all" - Peter Drucker GWX Website TarJaks Funkraum 2008 Subsim Meet Photo Album

01-18-2010, 11:08 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Just A Kid At Heart Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 600 miles from the nearest ocean. Posts: 45,409 Downloads: 411 Uploads: 227	Would that be one perfect Balz, or several so-so Balzes? Balz done right, or Balz delivered on schedule? Only if his interface looks right. Only if his shoulders are the right height. Only if his hoochie-woochies twirl in the right direction. Only if he eats my soup. __________________ "Realism is in how you play, not in the game settings." -Rockin Robbins, Subsim member

01-19-2010, 12:34 AM	#8
looney Commodore Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sneek, The Netherlands Posts: 637 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Balz aint dead yet? If not Hoochi woochie time

01-19-2010, 06:27 PM	#9
Torp III Gunner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Lost Posts: 93 Downloads: 80 Uploads: 0	Any Silent Hunter sim is not complete without B & B (Balz & Bernard) __________________ "Patience is a virtue" Loose Lips Sink Ships

01-19-2010, 06:37 PM	#10
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,895 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	bring Bernard along too __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

01-20-2010, 01:54 AM	#11
looney Commodore Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sneek, The Netherlands Posts: 637 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Bernard is making the soup guys don't worry

01-20-2010, 04:09 PM	#14
frau kaleun Valkyrie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyrim Posts: 12,411 Downloads: 167 Uploads: 0	Nevertheless perhaps we could get an SH3 Commander mod that allows us to add a qualified foodtaster to the crew. Or at least upgrade the number and quality of barf buckets for that long, unpleasant ride home. Not to mention some high quality double-ply for the 'loo.

01-20-2010, 04:21 PM	#15
Pisces Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: AN9771 Posts: 3,074 Downloads: 142 Uploads: 0	.... with a SH5 Special Edition Tea-Cozy!

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