Watergate

Jimbuna · 07-04-2009, 12:03 PM

A honeymoon couple fly to America and stay in the Watergate Hotel, Washington.
The bride is concerned: "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says, "I'll look for a bug". He looks behind the curtains, behind the pictures, under the rug - "AHA!"
Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his swiss army knife, unscrews the screws and throws them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "how was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom asks, "why are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says, "well, the room under you complained of the chandelier falling on them..."

Torplexed · 07-04-2009, 12:13 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

This joke is Nixon-approved.

bookworm_020 · 07-06-2009, 02:23 AM

When's the video being released???

Tchocky · 07-06-2009, 05:37 AM

I've heard stories of this happening in a Moscow hotel, sometime during the Cold War.

07-04-2009, 12:03 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 83,207 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 8	Watergate A honeymoon couple fly to America and stay in the Watergate Hotel, Washington. The bride is concerned: "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "I'll look for a bug". He looks behind the curtains, behind the pictures, under the rug - "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his swiss army knife, unscrews the screws and throws them and the disc out the window. The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "how was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?" The groom asks, "why are you asking me all of these questions?" The hotel manager says, "well, the room under you complained of the chandelier falling on them..." __________________ Stop following me...I'm lost!! GWX3.0 Download Page http://www.mediafire.com/myfiles.php?r=nkjkl#j35rkcr24g8d2 GWX Website/Home Page Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) http://www.subsim.com/subsim_files/gwx_donation1207.php

07-06-2009, 02:23 AM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,978 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	When's the video being released??? __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

07-06-2009, 05:37 AM	#4
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,193 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I've heard stories of this happening in a Moscow hotel, sometime during the Cold War. __________________ -

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07-04-2009, 12:13 PM	#2
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Washington Territory Posts: 5,488 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: This joke is Nixon-approved.