Female orgasm.

Spike88 · 03-03-2009, 09:07 PM

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

breadcatcher101 · 03-03-2009, 09:10 PM

Either she is a dizzy blonde or that was a personal shot at you. Funny, though.

rubenandthejets · 03-03-2009, 09:15 PM

Zing!

Monica Lewinsky · 03-03-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

"Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

Maybe, she's not a morning person? , egh?

http://LearnAbit.HomeServer.com/lab/...ningperson.wmv

baggygreen · 03-03-2009, 09:49 PM

Come on spike, after the thread about 1894, you oughta know better!

Spike88 · 03-03-2009, 10:26 PM

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

Overboard · 03-03-2009, 10:57 PM

What..No..Wait, You mean females have ORGASMS"?

August · 03-03-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

antikristuseke · 03-04-2009, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

That's not what she told me after "Yes, yes, oh god, yes."

JALU3 · 03-04-2009, 03:43 AM

You mean like this.

antikristuseke · 03-04-2009, 03:51 AM

At least she put in the effort to fake it.

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-04-2009, 04:23 AM

The trick isnt to make her orgasm, its having the nads to ask for a sandwich after.

UnderseaLcpl · 03-04-2009, 04:24 AM

Okay, one question; Have any guys here ever faked an orgasm or is that totally limited to girls?

P.S. this is strictly concerning heterosexual relationships, you bastards

baggygreen · 03-04-2009, 04:54 AM

Guilty.

A real minga, who had just beaten her brother with a vaccuum. too scared to say no!

antikristuseke · 03-04-2009, 05:17 AM

Guilty, due to exessive alcohol.

03-03-2009, 09:07 PM	#1
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,024 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	Female orgasm. Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

03-03-2009, 09:15 PM	#3
rubenandthejets 中国水兵 Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 278 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Zing! __________________ HMAS Sydney III "Thorough and Ready"

03-04-2009, 03:43 AM	#10
JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 758 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You mean like this. __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

03-04-2009, 03:51 AM	#11
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,362 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	At least she put in the effort to fake it. __________________ When a map and a compass come into contact with a second lieutenant, prepare yourself for confusion. I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides

03-04-2009, 04:23 AM	#12
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Whence it came Posts: 3,916 Downloads: 64 Uploads: 0	The trick isnt to make her orgasm, its having the nads to ask for a sandwich after. __________________ Oh god what is this I am not good with computer

03-03-2009, 09:10 PM	#2
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Either she is a dizzy blonde or that was a personal shot at you. Funny, though.

03-03-2009, 09:49 PM	#5
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,885 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Come on spike, after the thread about 1894, you oughta know better!

03-03-2009, 10:26 PM	#6
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,024 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

03-03-2009, 10:57 PM	#7
Overboard Medic Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 164 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	What..No..Wait, You mean females have ORGASMS"?

03-04-2009, 04:24 AM	#13
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,266 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Okay, one question; Have any guys here ever faked an orgasm or is that totally limited to girls? P.S. this is strictly concerning heterosexual relationships, you bastards __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

03-04-2009, 04:54 AM	#14
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,885 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Guilty. A real minga, who had just beaten her brother with a vaccuum. too scared to say no!

03-04-2009, 05:17 AM	#15
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,362 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Guilty, due to exessive alcohol. __________________ When a map and a compass come into contact with a second lieutenant, prepare yourself for confusion. I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides

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