Monkey Business dating service - Page 2

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

On a serious note (really), they did a TV show about women who still have the urge to parent but don't want kids, so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two

)

This explains my step kids to a tee. Most normal kids like chocolate, but no not these, they always wanted a banana milkshake when we went to get a burger. Disney has done a bang up jog to instill that animals are really people inside. They are all cute and cuddly till they rip your balls off.

nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 01:46 PM

[quote=Frame57]

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Disney has done a bang up jog to instill that animals are really people inside. They are all cute and cuddly till they rip your balls off.

You nailed the source of the problem right there! Plus all of these animal planet show where people are interacting with dangerous animals. I think it gives a false impression of some of these dangerous predators.

Platapus · 02-22-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

... so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two

)

And this is a difference with children? They are cute when they are babies but when they become teenagers they become quite psychotic.

Currently dealing with a boomerang, I have serious problems ever referring to kids as grown up.

nikimcbee · 10-26-2010, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dwayne3427

I am looking for a girlfriend and I hope that someone could suggest me a
a good blind dating or speed dating address.

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Jim's pretty easy, you could give him a call, but bring lots of beer.

TarJak · 10-26-2010, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Jim's pretty easy, you could give him a call, but bring lots of beer.

I hear he's trying to give up smoking too:

Jimbuna · 10-26-2010, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I'll let Jim answer that question.

how 'bout: "Gone Bunannas."

Just think of the fantasy roleplay you could do?

you could re-enact all of the Planet of the Apes.

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Originally Posted by Frame57

:rotfl: Buna would like that one. I bet he may have had a pin up poster of Zira rather than Farrah....:rotfl:

Jimbuna · 10-26-2010, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Bah, I can't find a "monkey lawyer" picture

. You beat me to it.

papa_smurf · 10-26-2010, 05:28 AM

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I am looking for a name for the escort service so please feel free to advise me with some ideas here...

Hows about 'Love4Chimps', or 'Chimp Harmony'

krashkart · 10-26-2010, 05:30 AM

'Primate Friend Finder'?

Sailor Steve · 10-26-2010, 07:07 AM

A two-year-old thread, resurrected by a spambot!

Suckers.

krashkart · 10-26-2010, 07:13 AM

Oh for the love of...

Jimbuna · 10-26-2010, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

A two-year-old thread, resurrected by a spambot!

Suckers.

LMAO

TarJak · 10-26-2010, 07:36 AM

There's one of us born every minute.

papa_smurf · 10-26-2010, 08:10 AM

I feel like a right melon

Sailor Steve · 10-26-2010, 01:12 PM

Aww, man...

I wouldn't have seen it myself if he hadn't been brigged when I first got here, but now it looks like Neal's blasted him completely.

Oh, well...

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